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@Firelord Ozai, See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fûck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shît all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fûcked by dicks. But dicks also fûck assholes, Chuck.
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@Mad Stranger, trust me it's one of the funniest movies ever. See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and a*sholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to f*ck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your a*sholes, Chuck. And all the a*sholes want us to sh!t all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get f*cked by dicks. But dicks also f*ck a*sholes, Chuck. And if they didn't f*ck the a*sholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in sh!t!
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@Just the Doctor, I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their Blackhawk helicopters. The infidels fired at the oil fields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah. Burning oil rained down from the sky and cooked everything it touched. I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death. In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help. As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone. It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.
AMERICA! F%%K YEAH! GOING TO SAVE THE MUFU DAY YEAH!