To "Gooby", "Not a Pirate", and "Ted Mosby Suit Up"- The first of many to die or stay. Prepare for a riddle to come your way... The story of a movie. The purpose of life. A romantic ending or tragedy by knife. To find the puzzle that will complete it then. Now to wonder about how or when. What am I? ( The first to answer correctly lives while the other two will die by knife)
@The RiddIer, hitler
@The RiddIer, that's a little harsh
@The RiddIer, I'm going to guess plot, though I have no f*cking idea
@The RiddIer, Shakespeare?
@Gooby, you three have until midnight to think of an answer Ted has already given up so I believe.
@The RiddIer, I will answer in a riddle, for it is not yet my time. The answer I presume is a love story known well in our time. Mercutio with his wit and Tybalt with his rage are among the dead on that tragic stage. Am I correct? Or would I have failed your test? All I can do is hope for the best.
@The RiddIer, ummmm is it- HEJSJJSNE *twitches on floor with knofe in throat
@The RiddIer, a plot
@The RiddIer, gosh these are hard im going to crap my pants if you choose me
@The RiddIer, Stalin?
@Kaylaaa, *stabs you in the stomach and lets your body fall to the floor* *cough* uhhh ignore her she doesn't know what she's talking about. Just keep trying but at midnight your all dead. Remember that. :D
@The RiddIer, Romeo and Juliet?
@The RiddIer, Romeo and Juliet
@The RiddIer, I know it's not my challenge, but I live riddles. Is it the movie: Elizabethtown (If you don't know it, check it out)
@The RiddIer, 42?
@The RiddIer, climax?
@The RiddIer, *looks at Kaylaa* im scared to rhyme now.... Wherent you choosing totempole guy? For this
@The RiddIer, Death?
@The RiddIer, when do I get a riddle?!?
@The RiddIer, 42
@The RiddIer, it definitely isn't bullets, maybe it is helicopter like I suggested before
@The RiddIer, I'm no part of this story, but I'd guess Pyramus and Thisbe
@The RiddIer, I don't understand, but it rhymes! *likes comment*
@The RiddIer, Scary Mike
@The RiddIer, humans
@Gooby, not as harsh as the knife that will be in your neck if you don't answer this riddle...
@childhood memories, Do not be afraid of this riddler's game. Know it is clear that he isn't quite sane. I'm sure he wont judge, you can ask him in time. Just never forget, we all love to rhyme.
@The RiddIer, Jamal
@The RiddIer, you're single...
@Not A Hipster, My bad, I didn't see your comment and I posted the same thing xD
@The RiddIer, A marriage.
@Joesph Kony, I watched your video, so im now a human rights activist!
@The RiddIer, they obviously dont understand that these riddles are for certain people. if you don't mind, mr riddler, I would like a challenge of my wits, I need to feel smarter after my finals I just took lol
@The RiddIer, Im just spitballin here, but Im going with Romeo & Juliet. o_o
@Shikamaru, hmmm a rhymer? A poet? A threat to me yet? Someone to die or someone to fret? But hear me now for you will be in my game. And then we shall see whose rhymes will be lame...
@My Generation Sucks, you will participate in the riddler games tomorrow 2:00EST along with two others.
@The RiddIer, my title might be a little difficult to rhyme.
@The RiddIer, am i able to answer, i think i know it
@The RiddIer, I have a final tomorrow from 2 to 310 EST (Im central) can I get it scheduled a little later? sorry to be a burden but I dont want to be scary mikes next playmate because I couldnt get on my phone
@The RiddIer, can i play?
@The RiddIer, i said the answer on the first posting.
@The RiddIer, I would like to take part in your test. I like ZEST-y sauce. the riddler is a villain, and I'm just CHILLIN while I'm eating some VANILLIN ice cream. please send me your regards, this sh*ts hard. I'm out home dawg
@Timekeeper II EST, try mine :p
@tacocorp, you're dead
@The RiddIer, is it immortality? Because I have that
@The RiddIer, *Lies on the floor with the knife still in my stomach, hardly alive* *caugh*
@The RiddIer, no ones guessed love, right?
@Kaylaaa, *curb stomps head into the pavement* Riddler, if you're gonna do something... At least finish the objective behind that action.
@The RiddIer, damn I'm reading all these rhymes and I'm like. "Rhyme battle"!
@NAT, Jesus Christ, you guys are insane *turns around and runs away*
@The RiddIer, Riddle me this riddler What is greater than God,
more evil than the devil,
the poor have it,
the rich need it,
and if you eat it, you'll die? … answer it and you will be a true Riddler so off with you now
@FFDP AMERICA CAPITAL, nothing
@The RiddIer, Try to stab me, see how much of the knife you have left.
@depressing, ok ok I know I got this from the Internet so good job you win a puppy
@Medal Delivery Boy, No. You stay. We'll be needing some medals for the survivors.
@The RiddIer, uhm uhhh *patrick voice* 24!!!
@The RiddIer, history?
@FFDP AMERICA CAPITAL,
@The RiddIer, I gots dis is it love
@The RiddIer, it only gets better from here my friend.
@NAT, *sobs* you're not gonna hurt me.
@Timekeeper II EST, You're lucky... Mine rhymes with many things. Good thing no one knows I exist.
@The RiddIer, even though the riddle is not for me, I must try to save many from thee, the answer is "Romeo and Juliet", but those I save owe me no debt.
@Medal Delivery Boy, what were you expecting?
@The RiddIer, comedy. Might be R+juliet but i dont wanna be a copycat. You have romantic and tragic comedies and its a main genre in movies. Yep I think I feel a knife...
@voices in your head, *looks around* who said that.
@The RiddIer, can't hurt to guess, can it? I'm going to go for love. First, you see so many stories, and so many movies, on love. We can even say The purpose of life is to find the one you hold dear, the one you love. Though love can always be an ending. We can get the romantic ending, living happily ever after, or you can feel betrayed, or back stabbed. Heck, there are plenty of spouse murders every year. The puzzle, that could be when we wonder what all this pain of dating, all the loneliness is worth. And finally, we never ever know when love will strike. You could be 30 or 80, at a pool or am ice rink. Love is truly unpredictable. And that, Mr. Riddled, is my answer.
@The RiddIer, you're starting to sound a bit more like Jigsaw
@Kaylaaa, NlGGa NlGGA NlGGA NlGGa
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, congrats Ted you are correct and your victory speech shall be next update. Spices heels of Gooby and Not a Pirate to prevent them from running...
@The RiddIer, bet you can't kill me!
@The RiddIer, ooh pick me!
@The RiddIer, I hear you don't like competition of rhyme. Well then this may not be a good time. I challenge the riddler for his next crime. Don't think I'll be silent like a mime
@The RiddIer, ya I know that really sucked but I wanted you to riddle me so...
@The RiddIer, sponge ? uh oh Im dead now arent i ?
@Kaylaaa, I know what you mean, we read this in class.- Two families fought in a feud that has last-Quite a long while and none do recall- How this fight even started at all. -Many do die, and these death calm the fight.- The final demise is a fair maiden by knife.
@The RiddIer, when will you kill ?them i want to see
@The RiddIer, pick me next!
@The RiddIer, romeo and Juliet
@The RiddIer, A heart?
@The RiddIer, let me be in your next challenge I will win. Romeo and Juliet by the way.
@tacocorp, 10/10 hilarious
@The RiddIer, Napoleon Bonaparte
@The RiddIer, And I thought I was the crazy one.
@The RiddIer, it would be sick if like when people actually commented and spoiled the riddle and you "kill" them then their accounts actually get like banned or tey have to create new ones haha that would add a whole new aspect to the game...
Dang these questions are hard glad I'm a nobody :p
@Teru Mikami, I was thinking the same thing
@The RiddIer, you should include me in your riddler games
@Kaylaaa, what the f*ck. i say shakespeare and i get down voted all to hell
@Itachi Uchiha, you need to be alive to do riddles!
@The RiddIer, hmm I'm a gamer so I do enjoy seeing the blood of my enemies. I like you.
@Nobody Ever, yes he can he is just implying to you name so he still kills you no matter what. I'm on his side...I hope :P
Damn he's good
@Dean Winchester , I freaking love your username. Okay I'm done :-)
@Dean Winchester , or she
@Dean Winchester , i know a charles winchester
@Eddie Riggs, I'm gonna go on a limb and say you're a girl
@Dean Winchester , Brother??
@TheWhiteWolf, no when I could not come up with a name and I was watching supernatural I've been trying to change it but I forgot my password
@Dean Winchester , let's be honest, engineering student? Probably a guy
My comment exists in the depths of the comments section staring up though the dark abyss to see all the the people trying to be noticed. But I shall sit in silence to one day awaken and unleash my true power.
@Dake the Jog , hi my name is Doug and I ki-SQUERREL!.......ill people :)
@The RiddIer, Doug the dog fr the movie UP.
@The RiddIer, I dont know who you are. However, I like your blood lust. Therefore you are my friend and I would like to kill people with you! :)
@Plants, Go away.
@Plants, oh goddamn it
@Plants, oh no not you again
@Plants, Your comments always put a smile on my face.
@Plants, wait... What?
@Plants, how did that get 4 likes??? XD
@Plants, nice to see you again
@AnishaLunarAngel, I actually kinda like plants... No use why.... I just do.
@Plants, okay I have no idea why... But I really love you as a commenter. Seriously no idea why, but I just do.
@Witzbold, shut up! Plants is awesome!
What if they're holding it from the top?
@Ingnore My Username, then there would be a longer shadow underneath it.
@Ingnore My Username, texacans got a point there
Why do I not have a tumbler.
@Trap Lord, maybe because the search engine wouldn't recognize the incorrect spelling
@Trap Lord, it's ok even a girl like me dot have tumblr
@Dub Yo Ass, see I don't even know how to spell it right. Wtf.
@Trap Lord, ooooh, let me song my song, if you feel this sh*t mothaf*cka song along
Yeah because I always play jenga with engineering graduates.
@Monkey Banana, I do
I hate game night with an other kind of engineer, always building sentries and what not.
Hey guys this is my first EVER comment, I know nobody cares but I've been lurking funny pics since blue and I'd like to say the community here is out of this world, and I'd like to thank you all for this and I hope you guys welcome me to the community!
@Striker Sly, how would you feel if you participated In a riddle with me? As a... Congratulations... for entering this community...
@Striker Sly, stop. Uninstall and go be a part of a real community. This is an iPhone application. Relax. Nobody here connects with you on an emotional or personal level. You just read comments that you can relate to and put into context from previous comments.
@Striker Sly, same here, except ive had a few comments already
@Striker Sly, welcome to the welcoming side of the community! good luck and I hope to hear more from you in the future!:)
@BaberahamLincoln, why don't YOU leave
@BaberahamLincoln, I like the way you think. Good man.
@Puppy, BAD DOG
@BaberahamLincoln, No need to be a negative Nancy. Trust me, the community here if far greater than ones i seen.
@Striker Sly, welcome to the club man, I started up a few months back but I have been here since the app first arrived in the store, as fresh as baked bread and smelling just as good
WHAT?? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! IT'S ONLY BALANCED ON ONE JENGA BLOCK! IT'S MELTING MY MIND!! Ok, freak out over
@Grover Underwood, It's called weight distribution.
How... That's awesome! Never pulling that off.
It's okay, bro. I know that feel. My big bro is an engineer.
Congratulations ... you broke physics
Dude, just take the one at the bottom
@The Punnyman, that would totally work if you were psychic
Okay. This had nothing to do with the picture. I read that creepypasta article on Jeff the Killer about three nights ago. I have never been this paranoid about anything. No more creepypasta for me.
Wanting to be a famous commenter but too lazy to constantly check for updates like the big commenters. /:
@Fade To Black, I know that feel bro
I'm scared to get chosen the riddler but nothing that cas can't fix
So completely irrelevant to the picture, there is a really big storm outside right now and lightning struck right out side of my house, I almost dumped my pants. That is all.
Hello. I've been on funny pics for awhile but never commented
I've been waiting for an upload all day then I go for an X-ray for my legs when I get out an update feels good, and this guy has been giving my little sister a hard time if you guys could help me out a bit with him that would be great here's the account-boombox1010 and to get ahold of me-lolman56
Wellp, those engineers appear to be Jesus
Tries to think of clever comment before others arrive...DAMNIT!
@Sir Fapalot, It appears the thumbs down trolls have commenced their nocturnal hunting.
@Sir Fapalot, they roam in packs, if you hear their howl, they are already closing in
That's my sister, her fiancé and ALL of their friends. And then I'm a massage therapist. Talk about being a Penny in a Big Bang Theory.
Date of upload: 5/21/13 2130
@Timekeeper II EST, I apologize sir I accidentally thumbs down your comment. My sincere apologies.
I'll make an easy riddle: what do you put in a wooden box to make it lighter?
@Striker Sly, a candle/ light
@Striker Sly, great balls o' fire!
@Striker Sly, The answer is HOLES
@Striker Sly, holes
If you do it really really fast you can take that bottom piece out. Just need practice.
@Ilikeredheadedgirls, what you really need is a girlfriend
@Ilikeredheadedgirls, sure, its like the old magic trick. If you can do it fast enough, the frictional force from you moving it is negated by its inertia. The problem is it all falls like an inch. But its possible
Who wouldn't love a riddler challenge? That sounds awesome!
Brace yourselves the 911 jokes are coming
Reminds me of that episode of American Dad where Roger hires that asian to do a replica version of his Jenga game.
MY SISTER DOWNLOADED IFUNNY ON MY PHONE. WHAT DO I DO DELETE IT OR BURN IT?
@FlamelessPants, send her to me. Then when I'm done ill send her to mike.
@FlamelessPants, first disown her. Then send her to Scary Mike.
@The RiddIer, ...giggity?
@The RiddIer, lets be friends
@FlamelessPants, burn then delete your sister, it's the only way
@FlamelessPants, to late, its now infected by a Japanese saki spirit.
Can it be? The chosen one?
That's. freaking. Awesome.
Random hate #1: 343 industries are pure sh*t and they ruined the halo campaing. They should be publicly beheaded and we should all f*ck their neck hole and dance on the cum and blood. Am i right scary mike?
@Pulitar, I actually thought343 did a pretty good job, if you consider the shoes they had to fill.
@5 Finger Derp Punch, I do too, it's not an awful game, I personally enjoyed the campaign except for a very select few parts, as with any game, I play the multiplayer a lot and I'm quite good at it. But as you said, Derp Punch they did a good job considering the place they had to fill
Is he... Wearing a Black Parade uniform?! Yay!!
Am I the only one who enjoys the Tumblr posts on here?
He could be holding from the top... It doesn't show the full tower
@CastleOfBerries, there's no shadow
Word of advice, don't pull the bottom one
Yay! My birthday is tomorrow!
I hated cleaning up
So guys, I was just in the random section when I saw someone by the name of vermonter. I was about to comment to find out where this person lives because I too am from the tiny and widely unknown state of Vermont, but alas, my app crashed. If anyone can help me locate this user PLEASE do. There is nothing more beautiful than the union of two funnypics users.
@DINOsaysRAWR, you do not hold the emoji sorcery. Go home Dino nobody wants you
Hi everyone :) I have been looking through this app everyday for a few years now, and have finally decided to get an account. Just wanted to say hello :) I'm a girl gamer which equals my forever alone (ness) just cos I could beat your ass at COD ;) feel free to say hi :p
I hate it when people photoshop and believe everyone else is too naive...
WHAT IS GAME NIGHT??
I went to A&M and they had a sign that said "please don't disturb engineers in their natural habitat"
I see the riddler has risen again.
They showed Mickey Mouse's hands on Instagram 😩
I tried that once ............. It didn't work
Jenga lv: pro
You should have played giant Jenga.
Repost joke: What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in!! Hahahahahahahaha!! please be my friend