Or plot your dick into your hand
@Buttholemilk, your username scares me... O_o
@Buttholemilk, considering that that's a women I don't think you're idea would work to well...
@heathbar, how u know it won't
@Buttholemilk, that's never planned. It just kind of happens.
@SchoolBully, go step on a Lego
@SchoolBully, that, was a really bad attempt at a themed username
@DocterKilroy, a burning lego, rather, a pile of burning legos.
@DocterKilroy, Where is Medal Delivery Boy? For that comment deserves the highest of fives.
@Jeff Hardy, you sir just made my day
@DocterKilroy, It is what I do.
@Buttholemilk, Or milk into your butthole
On an unrelated note, I finished high school yesterday and we had a huge party. So after 12 hours of this party, I finally build up the courage to talk to one of my best friends (who is a girl). We kissed and are now dating :). I am a very happy man now
@ViolatR , You did it! You conquered the freindzone! Let us celebrate for this brother!
@Broke Jamal, you can't celebrate thus you are broke broke Jamal
@Tiger56football, Why not be happy for others. I may be broke, but I am happy evermore.
@ViolatR , you finally talked to your best friend? How does that work
@Caath, long time no posting pics... Where have you been?
@Caath, do you have second user account - Tyrannasaurus Rachel?
@Caath, meow yourself
So this is irrelevant but I've been seeing a lot of pictures on twitter that say thing like "Boys are the reason for our insecurities, they expect us to be models." And this makes me really sad because I know every single guy on here is so sweet and gets friend zoned and idk I just wanted to say I know you all aren't pigs and appreciate you all and want you to know not every girl wants some douche and I know not every guy is judge mental and rude like girls make them out to be. :}
@Tate Langdon, GAAAAAY! All guys are pricks and want a girl for her boobs vagina and bum :) sorry I just have a lot of pent up anger inside
@British Slutdropper, ...then you shouldn't go to bed
@British Slutdropper, GTFO or start commenting more constructively
@ur all thinking it 2, your comment, I like it
@Tate Langdon, I'm three
@Tate Langdon, c now I have to reply, I have had 5 girls put me into the friendzone, but there was one I really liked a lot, so I asked her out and she is now my girlfriend, that is proof that u can always leave the friendzone
@Comul, And plus, I've had crushes on plenty of my guy friends. You never know!
@Tate Langdon, i would like to thank you. The friendzone was a problem for me for a long time, but when i asked here out she said yes. Now her and i have been together for over a year, and it has been the greatest year of my life.
@voices in your head, awww that's so sweet! I just hate when girls make guys out to be the villains
@British Slutdropper, it's people like you that ruin this country
@Tate Langdon, I'm with you. I wish I knew half these guys in real life so I could date them
@Tate Langdon, thank you my friend.
@British Slutdropper, as a fellow Brit I am ashamed to call myself british because of people like you.
@BritishTeaLover, you're not the one who walked in on your 2 year boyf f*cking your neighbour whose excuse was "she was hot"
@British Slutdropper, no I'm not thankfully because I don't date stupid people like that
@BritishTeaLover, the fact that you're impying it's my fault for dating him is hurtful, I could never have expected anything like that from him
@BritishTeaLover, Kelso: "BURN!"
@namAehT, I'm confused by your comment.... Who should be the one burning
@British Slutdropper, well it's not my fault you're naive
@BritishTeaLover, I was getting really confused because I only saw 'British' in both usernames and thought it was the someone arguing with himself/herself. I'm a f*cking retard.
@Bobby Jenkins, haha!! Ok :)
@BritishTeaLover, your the burner. She is the burnie
@British Slutdropper, you are a sexist prick if you think all guys are like that, go and crawl into the dark cave you came from!
How fast these updates come is getting a little ridiculous now
@Mat Ice, shh! He didn't mean it stuckpixel we love you and your updates!
@Mat Ice, i know right?
@IMTIC, interesting. MACWE. thanks. Invalid Chicken.
@MACWE, IM THE INVALID CHICKEN
@IMTIC, no. I Masturbate Tiny Insect Cawks.
@IMTIC, I know you are invalid chicken
@Mat Ice, complains on how they update too much. STUCKPIXEL proceeds to not update all day. Lol
@Mat Ice, mo comments mo problems, ya?
IMTIC = I am the invalid chicken!
@what grinds my gears,
@what grinds my gears, Wouldn't hat be IATIC?
does anyone else notice that her face is like the obsessive girlfriend. I'm scared if SHE'S plotting revenge.
Hour 3 of plotting revenge: Still haven't gotten off the Internet, revenge will begin soon enough.
I wonder what she's plotting that's making her that happy...
Just touch yourself and fall asleep
Is that overly attached girl friend?
Hi guys! I just got an account despite watching for a few months! Thanks!
What happened to JustsuckedEmily?
@Chef Boyardee, she stopped commenting
@The RiddIer, lesbians?
@That Killjoy Guy, LOL
I'm graduating tomorrow!!!!
@IamReallyAGiraffe, every1 in case you haven't noticed
@IamReallyAGiraffe, it's Saturday...
@origamiguyljb, Yeah our graduation is on a Sunday.
Date of upload: 5/24/13 1100
Obama's logic. IRS Scandal,"I didn't know", Benghazi Scandal, "I didn't know", AP Scandal, "I didn't know". Obama Care, "trust me I know what I'm doing"
Women plotting revenge, the only thing less effective than splash attacks
@Lvl19Magikarp, because you would know.
Sorry to spoil this, but I think I've found Invalid Chicken. I think he changed his name to IMTIC. I was looking through random and found a pic where MACWE replied to Invalid Chicken, but the poster name was changed to IMTIC.
@wchollett, ive already spoiled it for myself when i realized a user took my name. F*ck it
@IMTIC, Oh, Invalid... I think you were supposed to make a new account with a new name. We could come together as a community and ask nicely for your name back? Never mind. This is the Internet. XD
@wchollett, I just realized this whole conversation was on another pic. *facepalm*
@IMTIC, I don't know why you didn't just make a new account you must have know someone would take your previous name "Invalid Chicken" btw you coul just make it "Lnvalid Chicken" or "Invaiid Chicken" it would still look the same
This joke has been told on this app so many times, I've become fat from all the retoast.
I've been waiting for months just to say that I got confused with the directions and now my di*k is In a fan and now I'm too late
Anyone know how to see when someone replied to your comment? I clicked close by accident when the notification thing came up
@heathbar, go to the picture
I see no issue with this idea at all
Is anybody else having issues changing pics on Random?
My mom had a book full of these. They're hilarious
Or go to bed mad with the idea that make up sex is an option
I'm very poor
@Broke Jamal, Then I guess you can't afford to go to the store.
@Happytimes2012, and I'm on parol so no going up to the door
@Broke Jamal, you're all a bunch of wh0res
@Cat of Hatred, Try to catch me. Good luck. I'm already in Mordor.
I do this
I'm at the door
@Scary JamaI, no one cares babe
@Scary JamaI, come in and go strait to my brothers room first door up stairs
@Zombie blaster, If you wish
@Scary JamaI, [yeah babe! No one cares!]
@Broke Jamal, so you changed your name from scary Jamel to broke Jamel? If you want to comment be creative, or else you will get banned.
She's not the only one who stays up all night.
MACWE and invalid where are you
@Scary MACWE, stop
Always get revenge
She looks very much like overly obsessed girlfriend
Well I have just graduated high school and posting for the first time. This is a wonderful community to be a part of.
Hey guys I need some hilarious but kinda creepy threats, any ideas?? My favorite is "I'll surgically reattach your taste buds to your asshole!" thanks for the help!!