I Honestly feel like Colin K. would be my best friend, while Scary Mike is my work buddy. IMTIC and MACWE would be those two famous couple on tv that the news always likes to follow. God of funnypics would be that one drunk a**hole at the bar that everyone tries to avoid but eventually gets in a fight with. Sexystorygirl is that one slut outside the bar that most guys have been with already. All the other well known commentators are the people who work in the same building as me, just not on the same floor. While every other commentator on the app are the general citizens of the city with stuckpixel being its mayor.
@The RiddIer, whats happened to FunnyPics
@The RiddIer, and jamal is at the store
@The RiddIer, im on floor 7
@The RiddIer, StuckPixel is the mayor we hate, but we don't want to take them over because they provide us with stuff, but not stuff we like.
@The RiddIer, I would be nothing ._.
@Sexystorygirl, yet you write pornos...a closet slut then?
@Sexystorygirl, This is honestly the first I've heard of you. 😔
@The RiddIer, aww I love you riddler....
@The RiddIer, ill have sex with someone
@The RiddIer, Yay, were in the same building as each other. I feel so special...
@BritishTeaLover, Awww thankyou :D unless your using sarcastic brackets which In this case "Awwww [Thanks]..."
@The RiddIer, I want to work somewhere too...
@The RiddIer, Well I have no idea if people know me, so I guess I'm trying to get hired into your building.
@Solsius, I don't T_T
@The RiddIer, would I be the one half sane person ranting about staplers and people stealing it?
@Solsius, I said building because I'm not on the same level of popularity as everyone else. The more popular you are the higher floor you are. I wasn't saying it like you're below me just not on the same level as me. I actually believe your above me... :/
@Ted Mosby Suit Up, if you think your well known then you already work in the building. "You are only as popular as you make yourself out to be."
@The RiddIer, lol me too.
@The RiddIer, *you're I didnt know the building was a symbol of popularity. I thought it was just a general workplace. If anything, you and I would be on the same floor of popularity, probably...
@The RiddIer, then I'm Spider-Man rising a Unicorn.
@The RiddIer, I'd be Josh Hutcherson...
@The RiddIer, I'm across the street in the movie theater
@The RiddIer, Yes that has made my day thank you.
@The RiddIer, im just a random citizen. okay. fe. Colin K has to be my favourite commenter.
@Solsius, I clean the floors when you guys go home at night. *le tear*
@The RiddIer, I run the gamestops and flower shops, with roses owning the shop
@The RiddIer, I'd be that guy you see in the employee cafeteria and ask if he's new cause you've never seen him before then he tells you he's been working there for 10 years.
@IMTIC, Would Funny pics be the name of the city? Funny pics holds all the citizens and is run by the mayor Stuckpixel. It seems logical...
@The RiddIer, No, sexystorygirl is the repulsive prostitute that no one wants yet she still strives to get attention from anyone, whether it's positive or negative.
@The RiddIer, im the janitor :D
@The RiddIer, who am I! Who am I! I was told I'm unique so I can't just be a general citizen!
@The RiddIer, I want to be something!
@The RiddIer, THIS IS THE FAKE RIDDLER!
@Sexystorygirl, your a slut just accept it!
@Sexystorygirl, bitch, you're a whore.
@IMTIC, I think that's the workplace
@The RiddIer, wow, a special shoutout from you. I wouldn't actually work there. I'm just a washed up NFL player that lives in the apt building nearby commenting on FunnyPics all day, drinking orange mocha Frappuccinos.
@Jdrawer, me too
@Sexystorygirl, tits or gtfo
@Colin Kaepernick, funny pics is a good way to deal with a Super Bowl loss...
@The RiddIer, and me?
And I'm Cas Zeki, the unknown.
@MACWEs Reckoning, it wasn't to the face, but that was your one free shot...
@The RiddIer, hmm.. for some reason it seems you require a map. am I wrong?
@childhood memories, there's actually a "scruffy the janitor" commenter here already.
@The Movie Critic, I read somewhere that you were considering changing your username. I recognize you as the movie critic and vote against changing it. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to make witty comments such as that. :(
@SparklingPeanuts, I really like James got a harden and working at the pyramid. They may not be as popular but they never fail to make me laugh. *secretly hoping they acknowledge they have an admirer*
@The RiddIer, Can we vote for a new mayor?
@The RiddIer, that means that we all do our jobs while pooping.
@The RiddIer, two updates ago I got top comment on a majority of the pictures. and then I realized that if I'm not ALWAYS top comment, no one will ever know me _
@Brickleberry, I like those two also. And the zombiegirl licker.
@The RiddIer, whoa whoa whoa where am I?
@The RiddIer, so I would be the non citizen who comes to work (outside)
@The RiddIer, and I'm your snack
@The RiddIer, with my real personality. I would be the joker
@The RiddIer, I lol'd
@The RiddIer, don't forget me.
@Sexystorygirl, you would be Abby from How I Met Your Mother. Annoying, an attention whore and not starring in more than 3 episodes.
@IMTIC, they can work in our sewage plants.
@The RiddIer, and everyone watches me!
@The RiddIer, I'll be the guy selling hotdogs from a cart outside the building.
@Sexystorygirl, I'm guessing you're one of those annoying white girls
@The RiddIer, and McButter is your father
@The RiddIer, I feel so left out :(
@The RiddIer, where would i be?
@EmoBumPincher, a prostitute? @Madame Red ? Are you thinking what I'm thinking...?
@Pissdrinker, Youd be the homeless bum in a Alley way
@The RiddIer, I would Be that One Gamer That Barely Showers...
@The RiddIer, Your my Favorite Commenter And I Am The Invalid Chicken Is a Far Second
@Pissdrinker, no you would be the fat guy with man boobs who sits on his ass all day fapping to weird sex storys..........oh and you would be working in the basement........of scary mikes house
@The RiddIer, Can I be the intern, that eventually gets a full job? How do you like your coffee?
I think i rather be punched in the face then the balls. Yesyerday at my soccer game this guy on the other team went and kicked across the field and i jumped to block it and i did with my balls. I stood there, gripping my thighs, my head bowed for at least 5 minutes. But i continued to play after
@IMTIC, what position do you play?
@IMTIC, I did the same once... With my diaphragm.
@redraider51, left midfield
@IMTIC, Yesyerday actually kind of sounds like a day........... Anyways i think id rather get hit in the face too
@IMTIC, I have taken some painful hits in sensitive areas in soccer games too
@IMTIC, this is where then and than make a huge difference..
@new user, why you no have more thumbs up? Excellent observation, lol. I like you already :)
@new user, i lold at your comment making fun of my own mistake. Sorry
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, lemme guess *stares at boobs*
Hey guys I have just joined the funny pics community and this is my first ever comment, so, 'sup?
@NarwhalBacon321, sup :)
@The RiddIer, Ermagerd! :D The riddler! Ur a legend!
@NarwhalBacon321, and maybe one day you will be too. Remember the FunnyPics motto. "Stay Original, stay funny, keep commenting." :)
@The RiddIer, Thanx ur so awesome!
@The RiddIer, "And not be Sexystorygirl," new addition...
On a kind of related note, in my history class today, this kid punched this other kid in the balls and my teacher stood up and shouted "CROTCH SHOT!! BOOYAHHH!" and everyone got really silent and looked at him. It was actually very funny
Ah, his leg
Don't worry his tie should cover his penis
I'd be looking there too if I was next to Barney. ._.
Rule 1: never allow a guy to punch you with your eyes closed. Rule 2: never have your legs open and you hands over your eyes.
He looks very angry at Barney's penis
@testickler, That's because he's going to punch his balls.
@testickler, I mean he did sleep with the love of his life
In the balls
Dick shot mothuf*ckah!!
Date of upload: 5/28/13 0500
He wants the D
I remember this episode
Thus is my picture :D
Barney: not the d, not the d, not the d.
Bow to your queen, bitches~
@Queen Of FunnyPics, bow to your king* which is me. It's ok it's a common mistake to think you actually have power. Proceed to kiss my hand peasant *gives hand*
@Queen Of FunnyPics, *Facepalm*
@Queen Of FunnyPics, i wAnna f*ck you so bad for that name and for what you have said
@Queen Of FunnyPics, How about you bow down to me
@The RiddIer, *sneaks up behind The Riddler and slits his throat, then runs an ax through his testicles*
He'll yeah. SPURS BABY!
One word OUCH
Lol he looks down immediately
Which episode is this?
*takes out gun*
The other head has a face also..
That may be a look of admiration
Guessing he's rock hard down there, or something...
I'm always just a citizen. Sigh.