I had a joke about poodle but I genuinely forgot it. Instead I will tell you a story, I was 4 years old and I saw a poodle humping a bulldog, being curious, I ran away from my cousin and followed the humping dogs until I got lost. A police search went out and I was found in the park, down the road, four hours later. Moral; don't follow humping dogs because you'll only realise how much your family neglect you and how lazy they are, to the fact they couldn't even search for me themselves, in the time you are lost from following those dogs.
@EnglishBitchface, it is raining cats and dogs,so be caregul not to step in a poodle?
@EL REIBEZ, punny!
@EL REIBEZ, yeah, or it'll start humping you like crazy.
@EnglishBitchface, I enjoyed reading this at the expense of your childhood trauma
@EnglishBitchface, so the bulldog and the poodle were making a *puts on glasses* dogpoo?
The only exception is the girl in the previous post.
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Interesting fact: poodles have hair, not fur. This means they don't shed. So by breeding them with other dogs they create a whole line of non shedding dogs
@purpleppleater , my dog has hair and she sheds.
@CynicalSir, not as much as she would if she had fur. Fur has evolved to be shed on purpose.
@StoneFarb, yes, but purpleppleater said dogs with hair (and not fur) don't shed.
My mother can agree (look at my username)
Hold the f*ck up, how did a poodle do a great dane?
@Paddy Irishman, or the other way around o.o
@Paddy Irishman, Magic
@Paddy Irishman, step stool? Stilts? Platform shoes? Artificial insemination? Levitation?
I have a golden doodle :)
Well dumb people usually breed poodles with other dogs because they think hypoallergenic puppies will be born. But this doe not always happen. Also ANY dog will be willing to mate with any dog because all dogs are the same species. Not just poodles
I have a Shnoodle the mix of a poodle and a shounser how ever u spell it
Well clearly now I have to acquire a Great Danoodle.
The slut of the canine family
Cockapoo sounds like something you get after anal
Poodles are the whores of the dog kingdom
I laughed more at the dogs names than the caption. Pugapoo? Great Danoodle? JACK-A-POO? Are you kidding me?!
Poodles are the sluts of the dog world. We just have to accept that.
Poodles are the sluts of canine kind.
Yup. Both my dogs are mixed with poodle. Poodle/chihuahua and poodle/Yorkie.
A new study shows that poodles will in fact have sex with anything, especially your leg
Even the girl from the last picture?
Poodle, the ditto of the real world
What is there to consider?
So will your mom, OOOOOOOOHHHHH!
That girl from the picture after this one must be a poodle.
But hopefully it can spell.
why is everybody ignoring the cockapoo beneath "co"
Oh poodles, you dirty dogs, you.
poodles are the dog sluts
Even that girl in the last pic?
My sister just got a Pomeranian-Chihuahua mix puppy. Now every time I see him I say 'Pomachu!"
hi I'm new here,I'm only doing this to let you all know I'm here c:
Even the girl from the last pic?!
@idk how to funny, Well, dogs do f*ck dogs.
No lie, my old dog (he was an average sized mutt) had relations with a tiny poodle and the puppies were so big they had to abort
Whats an asains favorite meal? Hot dog!
@badluckdavid, Who are these asains?
Actually,poodles come in a variety of sizes rare for dogs,and they are also furry and hypoallergenic and popular,making the mutts very popular also(and because of the size,you can basically breed a poodle with any other dog breed).
They forgot Yorkiepoo, which is what my dog is. He's so cute. Just thought I'd put that out there!
It's not that I like pure bred dogs more, it's just than pure bred puppies sell for more money and also I don't get my dogs nootered or sprayed because I have a soul.
@Simella , I really hope you meant neutered and spayed.
Lol ive noticed that. All my friends dogs are part poodle.
Anything but amy .