Scary mike, the cannibal eater. Who lives in the forest with his bar-b-que heater.. It's time to clash as the others are dead. For the dogs I own will now be fed. Emmyleigh go to my lair! Get my scroll! So I can battle my friend, as he has taken his toll! The two worst horrors anyone has ever met! I killed the other famous people but there still one left yet! It's time to battle, you dastardly man! Hiding in the forest from all the fights you have ran! See that? It's burning! Your forest is destroyed! All the bodies you kept are now burnt and devoid. You are nothing but crazy. You only dance and you scare. I have never even seen you kill a man if I'm fair. You're scary it's true, your creepy its true. But your death has arrived for it is long overdue. Now let me see what kind of fight you will bring. For all I predict is that you'll dance and you'll sing...
@The RiddIer, ALL the famous people? :(
@MGS, *stabs you in the back and slits your threat* Yes... All the famous people...
@The RiddIer, I'm Scary Mike and I'm here to say, don't go digging beneath the freeway. Ill cut you down, put you in my fridge, Scary Mike will serve you with a side of midg-ets ....F**K... *sigh* Scary Mike has a confession friends. See... I can't read. As such traditional typing is a bit of a challenge for me. Instead, I violently bash my fists on my iPad until words appear with the generous use of auto correct. Even as I'm typing now, I have no idea what I'm saying fish tacos. See? Its all gibberish. Rhyming is particularly difficult, because again, every sentence I type is purely coincidental. Shank you for your continued support, and my apologies to the fiddler. I wasn't a very good snatch for him.
@The RiddIer, The Battle Begins!
@The RiddIer, you fight at his lair
@The RiddIer, dafuq did I just read?
@The RiddIer, much better;D
@Scary Mike, I- just- I...don't... F*** it I'm done. Why have I stooped so low as to challenging an idiot... I was a mastermind damn it! I was a genius! Now look at me! ****! *throws down cane and leaves* Emmyleigh! Get my cane! *gets in car* F*** this... I'm tired... Emmyleigh! Take me home... You all haven't seen the last of me...
@The RiddIer, you're creepy* Woah, I just corrected The Riddler.
@The RiddIer, *Grabs popcorn and watches a murder* wait a minute, that isn't right...
@The RiddIer, *hides in trunk*
@Simon17, Hey you must be new here. Hi, my name's The Riddler. *takes out knife* :)
@The RiddIer, WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
@Scary Mike, dammit Mike! Don't make me bring out my sloth!
@Scary Mike, *arrives home and gets out of the car, opens the trunk, and proceeds to use a knife to stab Mike 50 times in the chest* Now that he's done with... *Emmyleigh begins pouring gasoline over the car and lights it on fire after locking the trunk and car doors*
@The RiddIer, *casually exits the vehicle and retreats back into the woods*
@Scary Mike, *Puts bullet the size of a small dog through Mike's head as he walks away, gives The Riddler a silent nod so as to acknowledge the winner of the battle*
@Scary Mike, I guess I was expecting this battle to be more... Epic... Oh I had fun guys *throws popcorn in trash, gets in car and leaves*
@Scary Mike, *follows Scary Mike from afar*
@Scary Mike, I kind of feel like you guys are gonna go back in forth with whether or not you got killed. "I was wearing wizard armor, so it didn't count!"
@The RiddIer, you seem like the kinda guy I'd analyze in arkham asylum then fall hopelessly in love with and then devote my life trying to please when all to slow you do is use me to try and kill batman.
@MGS, Scary Mike is typing this so Scary Mike is still alive...or a ghost. Both are equally plausible really.
@Scary Mike, i know this wont be read but thy was pretty good scary mike (and riddler) * starts slow fap*
@childhood memories, *joins in on clapping slowly*
@The RiddIer, I challenge thou at ye own game. Marble walls as white as milk, lined with skin as soft as silk, within a fountain crystal clear, a golden apple doth appear. No doors there are to this strong hold, yet things break in to steal their gold.
@The RiddIer, [you cant rhyme true with true.]
@MGS, he said fap. You joining him in that?
@MGS, Actually he said fap. So...
@Scary Mike, I love you.
@Scary Mike, oh my god you poor, loveable schizophrenic/psychopath/handsome guy/hand modeler/pop sensation/philanthropist/rapist...who could've guessed that you're illiterate?? Poor guy :c
@The RiddIer, you must be sent back to the pits of hell you foul demon. Your mother should've swallowed you when you were only semen. You killed Invalid Chicken. MACWE too. Your going after Mike. What is wrong with you? Look. I get that you were neglected as a child. Your memories were always being defiled. Now you just walk around with a cane. Murdering innocent people in the pouring rain. Riddler I must warn you to stop. Before I start climbing my way to the rhyming top.
@Colin Kaepernick, *shrugs, ceases clapping and puts hands down trousers*
@Colin Kaepernick, I have a new rhyme for this situation. Hickory dickory dock, I'm gonna need another new sock.
@Scary Mike, were you loved as a child? Because if not know that you are loved by me
@The RiddIer, would you like some surgery
@Scary Mike, Hmm...Hey, Scary Mike...what do you look like?? Are you black or are you white?? (the rhyming was unintended) No racism intended, it's just that I always imagined you as a pale, not built, but kinda strong skinny guy guy with dark, black hair hovering just above your eyebrows. I imagine your eyes to be pale yellow with a tint of grey, along with very dark circles underneath. I can also see you wearing a slightly bloodstained white shirt that's a size or two too big, with some ripped jeans too. If you're black, then you just f*cked up everything and I will be forced to reinvent everything and quite possibly rethink my life.
@Scary Mike, I'll help you *pulls out buzz saw and chops MSG toes off and makes you a necklace*
@The RiddIer, scary mike won I think
@Bronzefish, we all won
@The RiddIer, scary mike has an even darker side...
@The RiddIer, and @Scary Mike, I love how quickly that descended to utter chaos and swearing.
@Scary Mike, I love you.
@Dorian, please please no the riddler has seen this more than a thousand times, still he dare not wast his time with me. Although I have seen through the facade of ingenuity and deceitful forked tongue rhymes. I see your lies riddler!
@Scary Mike, Will you drag me into the woods? ;)
@Scary Mike, Would you drag me into the woods? ;)
@Cameron Skywalker, I'll drag you into the woods. I mean, you probably need a ride home from this playground, right?
@Pedo Steve, I can work with that. I happen to have a nice white van you'd fit in. ;)
@The RiddIer, oh dear riddler you taught me well. But now I think it's time I sent you to hell. To dwell with demons with which you belong. But I know it won't be easy as now you've grown strong. I've been watching your work and all these deaths. Even caused a few of these people's final breathes. But yours, dear teacher, is different from the rest. For I must defeat you and pass my final test. Because now I am stronger, smarter and faster. Now the student shall surpass the master.
@The RiddIer, anybody else notice that he said "your creepy its true" instead of "it's" and "you're" in the original post? Let the down votes begin...
@The RiddIer, it seems there are many here that wish to question your work my friend.
@Scary Mike, you can run mike. But dead or alive, you know you can never hide from us.
@The RiddIer, see what u caused, u caused greatness
@MGS, thought for sure you're were going to use c0ck
@The RiddIer, you've been killing quite a few people lately. Are you having troubles at home?
@Scary Mike, Considering that you just successfully spelled plausible even with auto-correct, you're a ghost.
@The RiddIer, You had one job Josh!
@Scary Mike, one does not simply kill Scary Mike
@TheBlackDragon, *takes popcorn from trash and eats it*
@MGS, i think you read that wrong it says fap not clap, its not his hands that are claping
@Scary Mike, Well you rhyme better then I do.
@Scary Mike, Evacuate the premises foo-people I challenge The Riddlers Apprentice and then The Riddler!
@MGS, I think he meant to type fap
@MoneyMakerMike, YAY ANOTHER ERB FAN!!!!!!! =D
@TheGreatMushroomWar, thats exactually how i see him!!!!!
@the narwall, nope ment fap
@The RiddIer, hello sir sorry I'm late. But today is my dads birthday and he died last year in march. I'm sorry but I'm spending today with my family. We're going to grave and such so I can't have my phone. Ill be back tomorrow.
@Scary Mike, 0.0
@The RiddIer, 0.0
@The RiddIer, Normally I would stay out of your personal affairs. However we share a common battleground a synonymous lair. A common enemy even, come speak with me Edward. Those who deny me are left burnt and charred. I leave you with one final option. The first an easiest is an alliance adoption. The second is a feud with its conclusion poor. Worry not Mr. Nigma either way this app will endure.
@Scary Mike, scary mike is alive. I know because I'm his apprentice. Well, in a way, well I follow him and does everything he does and since I'm not dead, he's not dead.
@HK47, scary mike can't die, its impossible
Here come the: " I don't know what I expected" comments. But no! You're wrong! You knew exactly what you expected!
Wtf is with these people
I get the joke, but who actually talks like this?
@an actual girl, the freaking riddler does so you best watch out
Who moves a table in complete darkness?
Why are they taller than the door? Are they in wonderland? Is she Alice?
why the hell would he be on the table?
Actually, I do know what I was expecting. I was wrong.
I wonder what they plan to use the table for *if you know what I mean*
@The Epidemic, eating.
@Twinkies, eating Twinkies?
The art work is amazing
WHOVIANS ON THIS APP. In the iTunes Store, The Eleventh Hour is free until the 11th. Get it now. If you haven't see Doctor Who, nows your chance to see it.
@KH LOTR DW DP MR MC, No it isn't? I just looked and its still $3.49. Unless its only in America or England? (I'm in Australia)
@KH LOTR DW DP MR MC, thanks
@Oar, I'm so sorry. It is in America. Sorry.
@KH LOTR DW DP MR MC, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO etc
Who all remembers "historian"?
@Wilfred, that wasn't that long ago
@Wilfred, his name is Solsius now, you may know him..
@Wilfred, That's me you dum dum. :) By the way, five more days until Fun Facts disembarks for the sea of knowledge! I can't wait!
@Solsius, here's a random one: the word 'avocado' comes from a mayan word meaning testicle.
@origamiguyljb, That is a pretty random one. Interesting...*Writes in Notebook for future reference*
I'm seriously so tired of the comments being about commenters. If you want to have these long conversations, go on the Facebook group. I miss the comments that made fun of the picture and those were the comments that actually made me laugh. Not a bunch of replies from popular commenters on the app.
@Fringe McCloud, Also the annoying "murdering" of other users. It's just childish. You can't murder someone in the comments section.
@Fire Josh, But it gives us a good laugh and it's interesting. Besides, this was bound to happen.
@Perfect Quotes, I find it hilariously stupid. It reminds me of when I was four and my friend said that he killed me, and I would say something along the lines of having super-armor or something that made it so I can't be killed. This is just like that, but much more hilarious because it isn't four year olds, and it's on a funny pics commenting section. They're all like, "YOU WILL DIE IF YOU GET ABOVE TEN LIKES!" then when the do they actually act like they died! Freaking HILARIOUS! XD (excuse my happiness)
My question is, why would you get on top of the table to move it?
Date of upload: 6/4/13 2000
If they're moving a table, why would one of them tell the other to get on top?
I bet I know how they moved it... If you know what I mean
@Mat Ice, No I don't know what you mean, please explain.
@Mat Ice, ya explain this to me as we'll please..
When I used funny pics two years ago there were occasional funny comments and people annoyed by Jamal's trips to the store. Now i check the comments and find my self in the middle of a roleplay game. What the hell happened?
I wish they'd post pics about us commenters. I'm sure someone has a Scary Mike or Jamal pic. Of course It'd be about scary mike because he is too skilled to be caught on camera
Oh God again with these role playing games
Moving heavy furniture in the dark cuz yolo and shiz...
@Hobo with an iPod, you mean SOCKS?
Wow, that was SO funny. *sarcastic voice*
@Funnypics Devil, we have a sarcasm font now!! [sarcastic comment]
@MGS, Sarcastic Brackets! :D
@The RiddIer, [:D]
I don't think the text on top has anything to do with the picture on bottom.
Who's moves a table in the dark? That's unsafe. Someone might get pregnant.
What if all these role play characters are just one person
It was heavy because she made him get on top
Who moves furniture with the lights off?
This update's terrible. The sims one is the only one that might possibly make you laugh (I breathed a little heavier). Skip it
My hopes are now gone. Thank you funny pics
This person really was highastheclouds when he made this
INVALID CHICKEN UPDATE: while I was recently scrolling through the random section, I saw a comment directed toward Invalid Chicken. Feeling the need to relive the wonderful memories, I looked at the comment to find that Invalid Chicken has changed his name to CHICKEN BITCH. That's all for now. Sorry for the long-ish post.
@GreenDayGirl, Thank you for assisting me in the hunt for the elusive Invalid Chicken
@GreenDayGirl, he's also leaving
@GreenDayGirl, Slowpoke... Is that you
I don't know what I was expecting
@Squidward Tortellini, It was definetly not that
@Nicobington , if I know what you mean
@Squidward Tortellini, I was expecting subtext...
But why would you get on top of a table that you're trying to move?
I don't know what I exp--- Oh that's a plot twist.
The ending was not what I was hoping for.
Ya the "table"
I thought the first few lines were referring to getting top comment
@iLickZombieGirls, get your mind in the gutter...
Am I the only one who saw the last part coming?
I don't know what I was expecting
Yea moving a table that sounds about right
Dont know what I expected...
Guys, we have a real crisis on our hands. When was the last time you saw a comment relevant to a picture? Help end this stupid role playing by downvoting the participants, otherwise this community will continue its fall.
Ooooohhh nice door.... Ahhhhh nice floor!
Wanna hear a funny joke? Woman's rights
@McButter, Wanna hear an even better joke?? ...your life
IKEA--the most sexual Swedish department store and furniture shop you can care to name
I don't see what's so funny about th- Ooohhhhhhh it sounded like happy time. I didn't realize.
I don't know what I expected..
Stuckpixel you've deceived me for the last time. :|
Funny Pics should have a "Categories" section, with categories like: Rage Comics, Facebook Posts, C&H, TV Shows (Pokemon, Walking Dead, etc.), and more!!
@Mineturtle41, Pro has a categories section. We'll probably have to add a few more to the list soon though.
I downloaded Reddit and I only saw a few pics I liked. Others are silly. And seriously, $4.99 to upgrade?! I've been here for years (under various names) and I have yet to meet a good friend here
Holycrapholycrapholycrapholycrap, they added landscape mode again! This may not be news to y'all, but for a guy who so rarely updates anything (it took the app to start malfunctioning for me to find out) this is a godsend. Or stuckpixelsend.
Am I the only one who noticed that Colin K. And Nerdy Bird posted the same comment at the same time, but Colin got 4 likes and nerdy bird got three? Nothing against Colin, but c'mon guys, what about the little guy/bird.
where did justsuckedily go?
Anyone else get mad when stuck pixel doesn't upload you pictures so you just come into the new section?
It's always disappointing when a down voted comment made it into the top comments
Why did someone have to get on top? They were trying to move a table!
Why would you get on top of a table to move it?
Why if they were moving the table did one of them suggest "get on top?"
I actually wasn't thinking of it sexually when reading it. That's a first
Get on top? To move a table?
Yeah, yeah rhyme time but why on Earth would you move a table by getting on top of it?
Let me get this straight through innocent minds I'm the original Scary Girl I think Scary Mike is hot and he's mine!
Still a better love story than red and black.
Who moves furniture in the dark?
Damn it! Auto correct!
I just saw an ep of Game of Thrones is where they cuted the throats of everybody in a party it was my first episode .
@The boondocks, next time do a spoiler alert. I'm sure some people haven't seen the ep yet
I'm going to ignore the fact that they moved a table in the dark and that the dialogue was suggestive but didn't work in the situation