@The Pumpkin King, *its something*
@justanotherwhitekid, not sure if gusta.
@The Pumpkin King, Doesn't matter, had sex.
@The Pumpkin King, I'm in science and we just watch a video on angler fish " Wierd"
@The Pumpkin King, he gets food and sex without much work, I think he might be winning
@The Pumpkin King, I thought that was the goal.
Still a better love story than twilight
@donttouchmetheremum, you deserve my respect
@donttouchmetheremum, *bad luck brian
@donttouchmetheremum, it's dead Jim. Let it stay dead.
That explains y men don't cook
Hey pretty lady. Nice testicles
Nobody will probably see this but look up zefrank1 on YouTube. He has many funny nature videos including the angler fish
@Mr Original, Ze Frank is amazing!
@Captain Win, I know right?!
He's either blind or gay. Or she gives really good blowjobs.
@That Killjoy Guy, ah! Beat me to it
"Yes it's true that I once went through life as the guy that always had to rhyme life with strife. Yes I've been burned and I've been spurned and through it all I have learned that love is not about if you get stabbed but how slow the knife gets turned. But my friends I've found an animal that doesn't feel this pain and my life is so much better now that I can feel the same." -Hank Green (The Anglerfish Song)
@Mythman, and you can't hate the night if you've lived you're whole life without light. Nerdfighter for life!
@Mythman, i don't know if you've seen hank's latest video, but "good morning john, and pre congratulations on your wiggly sticky baby thing." -Hank Green
@Captain Win, yep that was a good line m
The deep sea anglerfish has no reason to be happy, but it has no frikin' idea, what else to be.
Ze frank 1 true facts
And that ladies and gentlemen is the purpose of life.
This is the same purpose as anyone stupid enough to hang out with Snooki...
See now this is why I don't like swimming in the ocean
Thumbs if you first learned this from The Oatmeal
Lady gaga ?
Brings about a whole new meaning to the saying '' she has your balls in her purse''
The Oatmeal did it better :(
Oatmeal did it better. It's hilarious if you want to look it up.
The Oatmeal did a version of this called, "How the male angler fish gets completely screwed". Much more entertaining.
The Oatmeal did it better.
Date of upload: 6/7/13 1000
Still a better love story than Brian.... Am I the only one that remembers that?
I became her nuts bitches love to go nuts
Girls of funnypics! It's an emergency! I am not popular and I've always been alone and out of nowhere on my last year of school I got my first gf wich was the girl of my dreams since 7th grade. We broke up and another beautiful girl I have a crush on and her friend both seem to like me and they argue jokingly (but still stingy) about me. I know I have ZERO rights to complain but I'm just really confused. Girls are aproching me for some reason. I'm not even hot! Well...I don't think I am...anyway I need some sort of explanation and I'm hoping the girls on this app can help since a woman's way of thinking is the only part I can't really convieve. I mean what happened? Did women change their culture? If so, thank you sooo much. So please give some advice and opinions because I am a little spooked :P
@Pulitar, you probably just view yourself as being less than you really are. That can be a good thing, BUT don't whine about "I'm not attractive, why do you like me?" because I know from experience that it gets annoying. Confidence, not cockiness, is what I always find most attractive in a guy. Anyways, girls always seem to find guys more desirable once they get out of a relationship. Don't ask me why. I don't have an exact reason. But, anyways, I hope that helped. At least a little?
@Pulitar, cause they think your attractive, duh! You either got a good personality or your handsome. It's better than the friendzone.
@Pulitar, thanks you two really helped :) now I can stop freaking out and I can go for her! Wish me luck...
@Pulitar, Firstly, you need to ask yourself what kind of girls are approaching you. Are they the shallow popular girls who only want to break your heart or use you to get someone jealous, or if they're the sweet, quiet girls in th back of the class who think long and hard over decisions. If they're popular, depends on you but I would say no (If they're trying to ask you out). If they're the quiet type, give it a shot. You might find you have a lot in common with her. Hope it helps!
@Girl on Internet, neither. They're more like answer B. They are not quiet but they were not like the "popular" girls. They're gorgeous though :D thanks for the help and forgive my lack of confidence.
@Pulitar, probably cause you don't put out... OR give as much as you get.
@Pulitar, just don't friendzone the other one.
Weird. Girls only purpose in life is to SUCK MY D***
@Defestar676, this my friends is how you get ladies ^
@childhood memories, true!!!
@Defestar676, Biggest Bachelor 2013
@Defestar676, ha! Thumbs up ;)
@childhood memories, ...to kick you in the balls
Sounds like regular life to me
You mean hanklerfish?
The ultimate pussy whipped
DFTBA, everyone :)
That's being whipped by a girl
Ohhhh you can't fear the night if you've lived your whole life without light, and you can't hate the dish if you've only
I guess you could say that the female is ... *puts on sunglasses*.. Fishing for attention
@TMYO, YEAAAAAAAH.. :( nevermind
"I see a light"-Dory
That fish looks like she would play softball..
These fish give me nightmares ever since I watched Finding Nemo as a kid
The oatmeal made a good comic on this.
I've seen demonstrations of this every time I go into Walmart.
Hey there, pretty lady. Nice go-nads.
I wanna be a testicle! .........................................................................................................I don't know why I even speak.
Talk about a strong, independent woman!
Oh yummy :D
When they all come together they form voltron
Damn nature, you scary!
He either blind, secretly gay, or she gives one HELL of a blowjob.
Hey there pretty lady, nice gonads
That fish is beautiful
and then he transfers sperm to her, and stays attached to her, and her skin/scales/mutant body covering and organs grow to him, so he becomes her or becomes a new piece of her body....... permanent marriage so no divorces because her veins are yours....... Bad luck for Jhonny DovorcieMan
Copied from the oatmeal
@donttoucthmetheremum, Robert Pattinson would agree with you
The last one looks dead
Makes me glad to be human... Err I mean a giraffe. Umm... Goodbye.
Good Lord, that's terrifying.
I'm seriously considering posting a horrible comment just to get some kind of rating.
Doesn't matter had sex!!