My interpretation of the comic: Toby, fed up with life decides to end it all in an artistic fashion. Yes, let bullies suffer with the burden of such ironic martyrdom. Let's see his drunk father perform a sappy eulogy over the sound of the contact between face and fist. Undoubtedly his pathetic and hopeless fancy will shed no sobbing tear across her soft face into her silk brown hair. The angels of heaven paid no mind to the little kid crossing the gate. Nevermore did this little kid named Toby exist in memory or history.. Yes, this kid, this man, died a hero, dropping dead, after striking a blow into the face of his own weakness and silently succumbing to sweet sucrease of sorrow.
@Dicyanoacetylene, *sheds tear*
@Dicyanoacetylene, Insightful and deep reading of a picture = 2 thumbs up. A reply of 2 words = 2 thumbs up. Do with this as you will.
@Dicyanoacetylene, that's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard :')
@Dicyanoacetylene, I felt a sudden rush of emotions after reading you're beautiful comment but the comment under it (At least he wasn't fapping!) kinda diminishes these words for me :/
@Dicyanoacetylene, My interpretation: Words and suff
@Dicyanoacetylene, although he most likely did teach the bully a lesson, he technically took "the cowards way out" by commuting suicide. Is that something a true hero would do?
@MC vagina, #bestcomments
At least he wasn't fapping!
@Rectal Rectum Ranger, Stop touching yourself, stop touching yourself! "I can't! It feels soooo gooood!" *And then he jizzzed in his pant*
@SideWinder, dude I never fapped in my life.
@I may have lied, I get the feeling you may have lied!
@SideWinder, dude I never lie. What told you that?
@I may have lied, just a feeling I get * rub eyes and makes sure I'm reading name right*
@SideWinder, I think you're going crazy cuz my name is totally normal.
@I may have lied, yea I think once again you just might be lieing. Just a little. Its ok to admit it. I won't be upset.
@SideWinder, I never lie. Never have never will.
@I may have lied, and yet I still don't beleive you somehow
@SideWinder, reading this after Dicyanoacetylene was very entertaining
@SideWinder, stop wanking yourself! Stop wanking yourself!
@sidewinder , After they closed the casket you would never know
I have a feeling if he is still hitting himself he wasn't dead.
*waits for the "well that escalated quickly" comments*
@DinoChicken2, well that escalated quickly
@DinoChicken2, Boy, that escalated quickly. *Trollface*
@BlindHunta, lol. Also that trollface part kinda killed it
Date of upload: 6/11/13 2000
Plot twist: Toby is alive and changed his name to Obito.
@Goodgirl, What do you want?
the story is like a cyanide and happiness comic
He was wearing green, the favourite colour of Toby Turner. Cannot be unseen.
That's my name
If you read this backwards, it's about a dead man named Toby who has attracted a lot of attention for his postmortem spasms, taken up out of the ground to the coroner, where his repeated slaps wakes him up back to life from the dead so he can torment a red-shirted guy by slapping himself, who in the end still is a douche (he didn't notice that Toby had stolen his identity and had it under his arm).
*reads top comments to find a poem followed immediately by "at least he wasn't fapping"* ....brilliant.
Some kind of curse, sorry buddy.
Either his arm has a mind of it's own or zombie
Hmm, toby i like that name
Well that escalated quickly....
Such a sad story!