Holy sh*t about the ducks
@SuPeRnAtUrAl, their downfall was that they were delicious
@SuPeRnAtUrAl, *deep voice* QUACK! QUACK! MOTHERFVCKER!
@SuPeRnAtUrAl, What can I say? It's Australia.
@SuPeRnAtUrAl, if zefrank from YT says they have 9 in corkscrew penises now, just imagine them then :O
@SuPeRnAtUrAl, It was actually about 15 million years ago. This picture is wrong...
So wait...the whole "give this man a medal" thing we say to someone whos funny or awesome, really came from Hitler?! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
@Samsung a song, would it be too ironic to say we need to give you a medal?
@Samsung a song, i really want to know the joke that made him give that medal
So now its been pointed out i seem to be blinking a lot i cant stop noticing my nose, thanks stuckpixel
@Wumboguy, probably a joke about Jews :/
@Samsung a song, it doesn't make your life a lie. A very big truth fact actually. All this means is a great man did once what everyone says.
@Wumboguy, same. ..
@Samsung a song, Relax, Hitler is still a 100% jerk because the joke was probably a racist joke that made fun of Jewish people.
@The fish, how many Jews can you fit in an oven?... None, you sick fu^k!
@Samsung a song, so is Medal delivery boy really Hitler?
@Samsung a song, we know what app wouldn't get medal. (Well at least most of the time)
@The Gullible Man, Evil Chicken: he was ok , I guess
I totally wanna check out that rain room
Fact pics are the best
I think I was diagnosed with Hyperthymesia...but maybe not, I don't really remember.
Multiple Orgasms can cure every known ailment
@TheMultiOrgasmicMan, "that's science bitch!"
@TheBlackDragon, I think it's "Yeah! Science, bitch!"
...So I guess we now know where "give this guy a medal" came from ._.
I hate Hitler even more now, only I can give medals!
@Medal Delivery Boy, actually everything was bigger back then. They have found log sized spiders.
@Syne, thank you, after seeing the spider eating a bird pic I needed to hear that.
@Syne, don't know why you replied to MDB
Excuse me, I have to go cure my hiccups. *grabs tissue box*
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, You lucky bastard...I doubt that girls can cure hiccups like that since it takes longer and by then you most likely don't have them anymore...
@TheGreatMushroomWar, Well, I've heard that the speed depends on whether you possess an electric toothbrush.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, ...I've heard of that before and honestly, that's a waste of a perfectly good toothbrush. You can always buy a certain something with different speeds..."fast", "faster", and "OH GOD YES"
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, Also, I'm not sure I'd try that since I can only get hiccups when there's at least one person around and within earshot :|
@TheGreatMushroomWar, To qoute Stephen Colbert: "The massagers from Brookstone are only for neck cramps. And using them for ANYTHING ELSE is punishable by "wow".
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, Punishable by wow?
@TheGreatMushroomWar, It's basically a pun. Using the massagers for ANYTHING ELSE ha punishable by "wow" (i.e. an orgasm).
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, OH *face palm* I wasn't sure if you meant the word "wow" or if it was some reference I didn't get. *Genius*
@TheGreatMushroomWar, i thought it was punishable by having to play world of warcraft. WoW
@TheGreatMushroomWar, This comment chain...I like it.
Does that girl in the first frame have the Mike Tyson tattoo?
So who else has actually used info in these kind of pics? I always use the tomato on a fresh burn that I saw months ago
@Shadoweffix, you get burned alot?
@Shadoweffix, does that work? Or is the mustard one more affective?
@Shadoweffix, i use the duck one almost daily
SNSD!! They don't go to school though, so the picture misleads.. And who gives a fvck over the nutrition facts? I still eat Nutella with a spoon.
@Connie Lingus, I thought that Seohyun and Yoona attend classes .-. Unless that was awhile ago. But look at their hair! Must have been taken as a CF for a uniform place
North Korean students work an average of 16 hours a day trying to find a textbook that wasn't written in 1967...
@Ruptured29, Theology: chapter 1: Kim il sung
Quick, honey come here, I have the hiccups!
I'm using the orgasm thing whenever my gf has hiccups.
Now everytime my mom askes me to help her cook, I'll tell her I have Mageirocophobia.
The hiccups one is true although they make it harder to do it yourself
Korean high schoolers study 16 hours a day. They then play Starcraft for the next 8
Crap, I should warn my dad about the Vicks
Quack quack motherfvcker.
Wait, So Vick's is basically meth? I had hoped I would never abuse meth but u got me Vick, u bastard. Well played.
Well love is a plague in its own way
I really love these the more you know facts! Who has sex while they're having hiccups anyways? I have an eidetic memory, I didn't even know there was a step up from that
I did a science project based on guinea pigs, and now know that they were buffalo sized millions of years ago. Probably roaming with the duck things.
@SuPeRnAtUrAl What can I say? It's Australia.
He he he he "study" is what they call it know...
Vicks not even once
Am I the only one who clicked on this picture solely because of seeing Hitler wearing a pink suit?
@aflamingsquirtle, he has makeup on too.
My new pick up line, "Hey baby, wanna go cure those hiccups at my place?"
I want to do ever one of those Asian girls in that frame!
@Bonersaurus, No you wouldn't; they're too busy studying
@RossJohn, actually, they're too busy being idols. That's Korean girl group Girls Generation. They debuted in America in 2011 and they kinda flopped.. Anyways, my point is that they're probably not studying.
@Zelo, Well someone's also a big BABY :) They didn't flopped in the US. A lot of my friends know them!
"Orgasms can cure hiccups." especially when it's my orgasm in your mouth!
Orgasms can cure hiccups? The time between sex and orgasm can cure: cancer, herpes, gonorrhea, even VHI.
I only see $360/$3,000,000 in that persons hand!
I tried to add this to my favorites multiple times
I know all those (I read a lot of 8facts) plus I'm watching UP
*pewdiepie's voice* I KNOW A DUCK WHEN I SEE ONE, BITCH.
Love is like a plague, I can't get rid of it...
I was mostly interested in the korean high school girl raawwwrrr
I never found Tetris addictive.
The 4th on YEA SCIENCE BITCH
Hey Jennifer Lawrence, I've heard you have a bad case of the hiccups. I can fix that
This is awesome but SNSD! On the Korean students one. There's SNSD. Yeah. Sorry for taking your time.
Holy friggin crap! So I know this is the the random section and nobody will ever see this, but when I got my wisdom teeth out, they prescribed some serious sh!t for the pain. Percocet or OxyContin or something. And it gave me a really rare side effect where I started hiccuping. I hiccuped for more than 24 hours. Seriously. I couldn't sleep because of it. And the thing that finally stopped it was having sex with my wife. True story.
Frame 4 - Yeah science bitch!
New pickup line: "I have the hiccups, wanna help me curr it?"
THE DALEKS ALSO APPRECIATE A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. WHY JUST THE OTHER DAY, TEY DID NOT IMMEDIATELY KILL A HUMAN BECAUSE HE SAID SOMETHING HUMOROUS. THEY THEN EXTRACTED ALL THE WITTY INFORMATION FROM HIM BEFORE EXTERMINATING HIM. BUT FIRST WE GAVE HIM CAKE.
To add to #1: actually, your eyes are equipped with a special sensory memory where it remembers EXACTLY what you were looking at just long enough for you to blink, so your vision actually never goes dark when you blink. Those 30 minutes of closed eyes do not equal 30 minutes of darkness
The "ducks" werent ducks, they more or less larger ostriches, dromornithidae.
Date of upload: 6/15/13 0900
There is no way the walking dead has a $2.8 million budget per episode when I am yet to see a pistol slide cycle or a rifle bolt be cocked
I just saw up last night and I only cried a little
I'm sorry officer, but I just used my Vick's inhaler, that's why it shows positive.
I just got done having hiccups for 45 minutes... I should've woken my wife up to help.
@Meowdolf Hitler, yes very romantic. "Hunny I have the hiccups. Will you let me shove my d*ck in you?" Sorry whenever I think of somethjng I search for a comment to respond to so that someone will see it. Sorry.
*4th one* Yea, science b#tch!
Santa is the patron saint of hookers
SNSD! Well, now the caption on that one doesn't make sense anymore. They've got 2 Americans and one American-born Korean. LIES!
ok the Korean thing is BS. How would they have time for LOL.
Fact 8 doesn’t bother anyone else?
I guess my hiccups will never be cured
The alcohol thing isn't true, you just get drunk faster than if you were to mix it with normal soda.
So that's why I never win in Tetris!
*coughs repeatedly* Happy Valentine's day! *loses consienceness
Hey baby, wanna cure your hiccups?
Every mans wife has Hyperthymesia
The first panel - Manuel blinking mode: on
Walking Dead on tonight!!!!!!
so there's a rain room in London that rains everywhere but where you are standing OR you could go outside where it's always pouring down and stand under an umbrella?
@Orgasm, yeah science bitch!
I'll gladly cure that girls ciccups
Idk about the one about Koreans. That would literally be your entire waking day...every day. Seems sketchy
There is a rain room in New York at the MoMa as well.
Hey baby, want me to cure your hiccups?
I told the cops i wasnt on drugs! It was my inhaler!!
Lol in the second frame the lady is like "Soon....
I have the hiccups. I'll, uh, be right back.
It can also Just be written as Pizza,
That's why I never have hiccups!
Telling jokes makes my day but a medal would make my hole weak
Anyone else think we need more of these?
Mom: are you gonna clean your room? Me: nah I played Tetris for like an hour and got it out of my system.
The girl in fact #8 gave me hiccups!
The Korean one is invalid, those are not highschoolera, that is SNSD.
So do you guys pronounce it "nuht-ella" or "noo-tella"?
The pizza one is just the formula for a cylinder
4th frame: Science bi**h!
I am currently wearing the shirt the pizza thing came off.
*Add to favourites*
I have hiccups
could you imagine riding a giant duck. a real giant suck. omg.
I may have Mageirocophobia. I do not ever want to try it without supervision. Maybe it's just a male thing. I dunno
I'm not the only one who's gonna google the duck thing later am I?
He Korean high schoolers one can't be true because they go to school for at least 7 hours so they can't possibly get only one hours of sleep
Well, I have anxiety and a caffiene addiction...
I like my medal from mein fuhrer
So I can stay up for 30min more and make up the lost time while in school?
Actually it's pi z2 a
The one about Hitler kind of really makes me want to hear that joke.