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@Impossibear, The NSA wants me to...
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@Impossibear, Be quiet we're having fun.
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This is a largely misunderstood feature of the Xbox One. The only reason it is required is to incourage Kinect integration with new games. When the system is off the olnly thing the kinect is programed to understand is the words "Xbox On". Howevet you can alter the setting so it is off completly and will not recognize the phrase. So if your that worried about it spying on you, then you shouldnt own anything thats a phone or has a camera.
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Rage wolf: Get Xbox 1; Masturbate onto the camera!
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That is all the argument I need, ps4 it is
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@Tenac, that is all the argument I need, Xbox one it is. *creepy gusta face*
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@Tenac, or you could just not jerk off to your gaming console
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@Isaac Clarke, but your gaming console might be in the room that you're jerking off in
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@Tenac, why is the camera a big deal. For me its a challenge to do stupid stuff and maybe troll some fbi
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@Tenac, or maybe u could put something in front of the camera...
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@Isaac Clarke, now you're talking crazy
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@ThePhenom, as long as i get to keep a copy
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You know it will probably be that the xbox one is like the best console but you just need to meet the 1 thousand prevision kind of like excalibur.
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@XQKxfreestyle, FOOL, the Xbox One's mornings start with cup of tea.
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@XQKxfreestyle, no amount of greatness is worth that much suffering
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@Leon Kittendey, NNNOOOOOO! I JUST GOT OVER EXCALIBUR!
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You can turn off the camera while you play...even if you couldn't no one is going to be watching you
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Put a rag over the camera, problem solved.
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@Bethesda, But that would be to easy
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@Bethesda, it's still a piece of crap, just saying.
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@Slappy Ham, the some of the XBox staff got fired
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@Bethesda, I am afraid I can't let you do that Dave
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@Bethesda, still won't work. The kinect has to "detect human movement"
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@Bethesda, couldn't you just not connect the camera up?
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@Bethesda, no you masturbate on the camera. Then it'll turn off and never turn back on.
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@inmyass, Have you not heard? The kinect MUST be plugged in to actually use the Xbone.
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What if I enjoy being watched while masturbating?
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Uh is it wrong to want the ps4 like everyone else but still wanna be watched while I jerk it?
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Couldn't you maybe unplug it when you aren't using it?,
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Why don't you ummm turn around the camera? Or does it move by itself?
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Who's stupid enough not to turn the f*cking thing around so it faces the wall? Or, even easier, not touching themselves in that room?
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I don't tend to do that in front of my Xbox anyway...
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SERIOUSLY ENOUGH WITH THE DAMN JOKES. WE GET IT. The Xbox One is going to suck, but the Xbox 360 is still better than the PlayStation
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@CanYouHackett, I have conflicted feelings about that statement
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Okay we get it stuckpixel you're getting the Ps4
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It appears that stuckpixel will also be buying the PS4
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Just turn the camera around. Problem solved.
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Xbox likes to watch eh? ;) I can get into that
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Have sex in front of Xbox One, counts as threesome.
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Date of upload: 6/15/13 0900
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If you guys are really that worried about it, unplug the Kinect when you shut off the console.
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Ha! I masturbate in the bathroom so jokes on you!
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Let it watch you, and stare directly into the camera. I guarantee you they will update that quickly.
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Right: my parents, left: that old man next door who likes giving me hugs
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2 Xbox 1 pics in a row whoa
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@Lava13blue, that's nothing compared to 2 updates filled with them
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Xbox hesitates: maybe no one will notice that we copied ps4's design if we turn it sideways....
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@IP1, IP1 hesitates: maybe no one will notice that Xbox released their design before ps4...
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Im an Xbox 360 player, but I think the Xbox 1 looks RETARDED, which is why I am going to switch to the PS4. Just throwing that out there
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The Xbox One no longer requires the Kinect to be on and can be played with it disconnected. Soooo, this picture is pointless
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Ps4 :1 Xbox One: 0
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What if everyone wants us to think the Xbox is watching us, but really it isnt and the ps4 has a hidden camera
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I'll make that ps4 watch whether it wants to or not!
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I'm feeling pretty smug with my pc right now
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Hmm which one will I choose
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Which one cares more about me
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4*
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My x box one literally just broke yesterday, the disk fried out and iv had it for only 2 weeks. Time for ps5
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stop posting this over and over..
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Or you could unplug the kinect...contrary to popular belief it doesnt need to be plugged in. And if you're all worried about the xbox watching yoh..how about your phones and webcams on laptops?
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Camera won't be on, just the mic, and it's not recording, just listening for 'xbox on'. I know everyone thinks it's 'the creepy box that'll watch you even in its sleep' but I just disagree/have no problem with that
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based on this new information, I will choose XBOX, I will name him XFAP, and I will love him, & squeeze him...
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Gives u tips, looks at you with shame
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Why do i have to buy a new console? My 360 wont watch me masterbate...
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Or you could turn the camera the other way......
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Xbox one it is!
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You forgot the picture of the computer that says will help you masturbate
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I must say, I don't see the negativity in always being watched. *Goes back to watching EVERYONE*
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Oh ok... I'll take 5 xboxes please, feast yer eyes!!
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My friend wants to get xbox one. I told him to get some duct tape to cover the camera during special time.
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Ps4 looks like world trade centers
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
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Well, as if I needed another reason...
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Microsoft said that the Kinect sensor is only on when the Xbox is..
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@RighteousMuffin, they lied
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Stuckpixel a hates Xbox.
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So they said that the kinect will wait for the word Xbox one... And this is what people made of that, you guys are easily sold.
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the positive to a dominant console is now u can play with all your friends irl that were on the other console
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Hey now I can live stream my masturbation
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Just cover the camera :o am I a genius?
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This makes me want the Xbox one. Force people to watch me jerk off. Just like with NSA you talk like a terrorist all the time
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I always like an audience.
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Thing is....if you watch me while I'm masterbating...you're the wierdo!
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Just have a power bar that turns off everything when your tv is off. Problem solved
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What if I want someone watching? Checkmate
All the negativity around the Xbox one is ridiculous. It's opinion based people! No one is forcing you to get one.