Dont Know if any if you guys care but I am graduating today. I wanted to thank all of you for being the wonderful community that you are. If it wasnt for you guys/girls I
@Mistro, dont think I would have made it through the year. You all make me smile everyday and if it wasnt for that I wouldnt find any joy in my long days. Once again Thank you all.
@Mistro, I'm not saying you're a pineapple, but I'm also not saying that you aren't.
@Mistro, pretty late to graduate
@Mistro, you're right. I don't.
@Mistro, green rings yo, an yeah this is awesome
@Mistro, who cares. Not me. I'm 37 and all I read is crap in the comments. Jeeeze go on Facebook and tell everyone
@Mistro, we love you lol
@Mistro, you should really be thanking the sidewalk, for keeping you off the streets
@Mistro, we accept tips ;)
@Mistro, our pleasure, congrats on your graduation!
@Mistro, get a therapist. This app shouldn't be your making/breaking point.
@Mistro, congrats :D party hard haha
@TheMasterBaiter, thank you, this is a funny pics app not twitter
@mikegigs, Snow Days :/
@The Prince, Why did people thumb you down so hard?
@Mistro, how often did you play "the ground is lava"?
@Mistro, good job! Hugs!
@TheMasterBaiter, based on your username I feel like you're a commercial fisherman/woman/it
@Mistro, you are right friend. I don't care... Just joshing love me.
@MICKEY FINGERS, Thank you... But ur name.... I thought we left all that O.o :)
@origamiguyljb, More than u think! :)
@TheMasterBaiter, plot twist, you go back to your graduation, and nobody cares. Not even your mom. Hurts, doesn't it.
@Mistro, I care. I love graduation time!
@Mistro, omg! Happy graduation!!! Are u graduating from high school or college?
@The Prince, Dafuq? How old are you?
@Mistro, congrats 😎
And every wank you take
@Jenna Tollz, [PUT ON A SHOW FOR MICROSOFT!] [-----|----]
@Jenna Tollz, i didn't realize so many people masturbated in their living room
@dritch, where do you wank?
@dritch, I sure as hell don't
@dritch, when people are alone sometimes they want to explore. that's why you hear about couples who live together gettin' it on in the livingroom/bathroom/kitchen/etc.
Hack someone's Xbox before you rob their house, see if they're home.
Didn't StuckPixel just upload a picture saying enough with the Xbox One hating? Personally, I don't see anything terrible about it. I'm probably not gonna get it at its launch, but I'm gonna wait until they make it better and slimmer like they did with the Xbox 360.
@Agent Giraffe, and by then everyone's going to be b!tching how they should have got the xbox over the ps4
@Agent Giraffe, It breaks my heart to say this, but there's quite a lot wrong with it (as of now). I'm not buying either of them until they are released and people can actually form opinions. Id only buy an Xbox if they perform some radical change with it. I'm trying not to blind myself with Xbox fandom.
@akwardLITTLEpickle, Wait... So you're also with the Xbox One?
@DoctorProfessor, there isn't anything wrong with it. It is different so people are scared
@mikegigs, yeah a lot like leprosy! Just because you have leprosy doesn't mean you're worse or different! Jk yes it does, you kill people if you touch them
Do people not understand that their computers do this already?...
Why is there so much hate on the Xbox one??? I don't understand it
@Shiny Mew, it's gonna watch you like your overly attached gf
@Shiny Mew, mainly restrictions on game sharing and buying used games. You won't be able to simply do things like take your game to your friends house and play it on his xbox
@Shiny Mew, there's no actual reasons. People just have nothing else to talk about.
@inmyass, you can actually just put them in your circle and play without CD.
@inmyass, not true. You have access to any game you purchased on any console. All you have to do is log in. You can share your purchased games with up to 10 other people.
Microsoft actually apologized for making a console that didnt satisfy fan standards. Check it out on youtube, its a video
You could maybe, oh I dono unplug the xbox...
It stupid how people complain about this. YOU DON'T NEED TO USE THE KINECT, SO SHUT THE F*CK UP
@0786fryed, and if worse comes to worse. Thennnnn hey, we can always cover the camera? But that's too hard for people to comprehend
Date of upload: 6/16/13 0900
Still getting it
Every shot you take...well send vibration feedback. Want.
Save olympic wrestling
@green shirt guy, *baseball
@Ryan4444, the IOC wants to take out wrestling to make room for other events in case you didnt know
@green shirt guy, That's not gonna happen.. It's too corrupt, and the only nations that ever win medals are ones that threaten the globe, like Iran. I wrestled, and love the sport, but it's terrible in the Olympics.
Every time you scoff, every time you cough, every time you rub one off, because you can't turn me off, I'll be watching you.
Is anyone seriously considering buying this abomination?
@EmoBumPincher, I know I am
@EmoBumPincher, I'm definitely buying one. No doubt about it!
Damn it, Microsoft! You just built HAL 9000 in Xbox form!!!
@Ghost Monkey,me: Xbox stop recording me having sex, Xbox: I can't do that Dave
Every bond you break?? Lol wtf we're not in freaking chemistry class
3/10/2014 I have a xbox one, and it is really great. People just took what they said at E3 and won't let it go. All I am asking is don't hate it until you have tried it because it is a really nice console.
You do realize you can just turn it around or unplug it
If you are worried about it "spying" on you just face it towards the wall or put tape on it?
I feel so ignored
I didn't know they called the new Xbox Scary Mike!
Well I have Graduated. Thank you to those few who congratulated me, thank you to those who didnt care but left it alone. As for those who felt the need to dis me and try and e cruel.... 凸^-^凸
So I learnt that you can actually turn this feature off
Hey guys you know that you can unplug the kinect so it's off right?
Umm hello is any one there
@Leafer, still a form of first *downvotes*
@The Anti Joker, looks like the anti-joke was on you!
When people like your comment because of your name...
Unrelated but earlier I was scrolling down Facebook and playing with my balls. As you do. When a picture of adailia rose came up and now I feel like a creep
I like these pictures of the two consoles competing
Every baby you make, every jizz you make ill be watching you
@The Real Phiilip Fry, the two "make"s ruined it :/
Some game consoles just want to watch the world burn.
@Overton64, and masturbate.
I think the NSA had something to do with the Xbox One's design.
@Nathan, Design has nothing to do with the camera watching you. It's more of the hardware and/or software.
@Nathan, I think the NSA has forced the Xbox One to have the camera for them. But the nice people at the company don't want us to buy it, so they make the other features terrible so we won't.
@peaceandpotatoes, haha i like your theory
@peaceandpotatoes, no Microsoft is full of a bunch of pricks
Every time you mas-ter-bate, I'll be watching you.
So I just watched Red Wedding... I feel as sad as a child whose Christmas present was the Xbox One
Me and my friend saw this and we both thought- "What if you were masturbating while it was on?" We both made this face- o_o
They forgot the verse about every fap
We get it, xbox one is going to suck. Move on, it's not funny anymore.
My classmate in physics always share pics from here and reddit and he told me today he never looks at the comments. I introduced him to Scary Mike...
Creepy but awesome!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously people, if you hate that kinect can see you then tape a piece of paper over the lense so it cant see you. Its that friggen simple.
Can't you just put tape over the sensor?
You sang this. Don't deny it.
Congratulations Mr Mosby for your pic being posted, this reminds me of when your skyscraper was built.
Hmm.. perhaps you could stick something over it when you're not using it? A blanket or other cloth type material perhaps?
Why don't we just turn the camera around? Oh yeah, we can't because no one is getting one.
If I rate this image poorly, does this mean I support the picture or disagree with it?
You guys do know you can just turn the camera to face the wall so it can't see you right?
Am I the only one who doesn't mind people watching me masturbate, if anything I'd just be a confidence boost.
Wii U FTW!
Man, whenever I try to upload a pic it never shows up. So lame
This applies to not just Xbox one. But also Obama!
Every stroke you take, every mess you make, all the tissues you waste, ill be watching you
At least there will be something in my life that notices me - forever alone
But I still don't miss you yet
Only when I stop to think about it
It sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake...it knows if you've been watching porn and when you masterbate, ohhh Xbox one, Xbox one...
Guys the kinect only listens for the phrase "xbox on" when the system is off. You can also cover it or point it at a wall.
@HashSliningSlasher, "I put my Xbox on the desk facing the wall" *xbox turns on*
Microsoft watches you sleep. Sony gives the account information if 77 million users to hackers. I think I'll take Microsoft
@mikegigs, it is pretty hard to stop professional hackers, not that hard to make a camera that turns off
@Tenac, Microsoft stopped pro hackers.
I'm guessing Scary Mike made this...
@CKFAStudentJeremy, if Scary Mike had made this it would say 'every man you kill'