I hate it when my pizza rolls are made of basalt and magma, I only like the pepperoni kind
@Tenac, that's not basalt because it isn't underwater
@Magic banana boy, it can still be basalt if it's a basaltic flow, but it's lava, not magma since lava is melted rock above the crust, and magma is melted rock in the mantle.
@Tenac, basalt gives it that crunchy taste, I like mine squishy dammit!
@Tenac, *lava it's above the surface
I am literally eating pizza rolls right now.
@CatsEarFluff, I'm metaphorically eating Pizza Rolls right now.
@CatsEarFluff, I am eating real pizza but I can roll it up
@pepsimanlf, that comment actually made me laugh. Good job
@Tenac, yes you can.
@CatsEarFluff, on the toilet?
@pepsimanlf, How do you metaphorically eat a pizza roll?!
My mouth still burns to this very day.
@LosPollosHermanos, then you might want to buy some burn heals
@LosPollosHermanos, You sure it's burning from this. *me gusta face*
@LosPollosHermanos, yet so worth it.
Hello Los Pollos, I want to play a game. You have been selected randomly. In your mouth, dwells a steel tube. By 1:00 the tube will open, releasing several hot coals down your throat, trust me, you do not want to die that way. This can be avoided by retrieving the key. All of which have numbers and characters on them: Key 20-4, Key 12-7, and Key 17-4. Your hint of course: Perfect squares. Your salvation lies in the hands of your academic skills specified in math. Prove yourself a math alpha, or die a fiery death. Live or die...make your choice. I don't have long, I'm making some pizza rolls...
@Jigsaw The Puzzler, Ok, lets see. Perfect Squares. 20-4=16 which is a perfect square, so I choose that key! 20-4! This is so exciting.
@Jigsaw The Puzzler, Julius Caesar reference there. I like your style.
@LosPollosHermanos, at least you still have a mouth from eating these.
@LosPollosHermanos Goddamnit! I'm losing my streak!
@LosPollosHermanos, it's like you ate houndoom fire...
Molten death pockets! But there so good!!!!
@SideWinder, I'm guessing most people accidentally leave the typo. But I wonder if some people really don't know the difference between there, they're, and their.
@A Big Spider, do you have a twitter or Facebook? Lol
@A Big Spider, I know the difference. I just like to watch the world burn!
@Agustus Waters, I love Jim Gaffigan
@Ross Geller, he is by far my favorite comedian
@Ross Geller, I read it in his voice lol
@Agustus Waters, hot pockets taste delicious :3
@Ross Geller, have you seen his "mr. universe" special?
What kind of pizza rolls are you eating?
SPOILER ALERT: This is how the one ring was destroyed.
I loved it when Kevin Durant's mom used to buy the team pizza rolls
Looks a little bit like the Doritos Nacho Cheese logo...
*tries to eat it*
@Nerdy nerd *burns to death*
Probably the most relatable picture that's ever been on Funny Pics
Like this if your old enough to know this is a repost.
@poopfeast420, *likes poopfeast420's comment*
@poopfeast420, maybe if you would've used correct grammar, but you didn't, so... No like for you!
is it just me or is that the doritos symbol???
Don't you just hate when this happens and lava just burn your f**cking hand off just like that... Pizza rolls are dangerous..
That's how I know they're done. Let 'em burst, because my mama didn't raise no bitch.
The lava looks like the Doritos logo
I suck my chode
@yoloswaglolz, your name bothers me
@Cyclone44, well yours bothers me
Who's looking for a good time ?
@jobbiemcbumrape, anyone looking for a threesome
@yoloswaglolz, suck me
That moment when you bite into one of them, and the filling goes everywhere. :C
@Bora, Every damn time
...Violently squirts on your shirt
FIRST!first first first first first first
@Destroybot, go f*ck a toaster.
I had pizza rolls today. After further examination, this is actually what they looked like.
Its annoying when my pizza rolls are made of magma
Only at Amy's baking company
It looks like the doritos symbol
What is a pizza roll?
Anyone else first think it was the Doritos logo
Or you bite into one but its frozen in the middle
Looks at pizza roll in hand, 'Cant be true' pops it in mouth 'Sweet Jesus that's HOT!!!'
Lava looks so badass
I thought it was the old Doritos logo for a second
Looks like a Doritos logo.
I was the one that uploaded this!!
At first I thought this was about the Doritos pulse symbol.
Violently still wants to see Jennifer lawerence's boobs
You guyz gotz no swag Yolo mofos
Can't be any truer!
Does anyone else still chew and swallow no matter how hot it is? I just power through and move it around my mouth to minimize the pain.
Its either this or a frozen winter tundra
looks like the doritos logo
I don't know about you, but my pizza rolls don't ooze lava...
@SofaKingCool, Oh... so I guess I'm the only one?
This looks like the Doritos logo
But they are so delicious
That'd be a sick tattoo
That looks awefully like a....OH GOD WHY
Then I start gaping like a fish thinking "Why did i just go full retard?"...