What if you forget its a flash drive?
@incorrect poultry , Then you have a problem.
@incorrect poultry , you'll never get that cap back that's what.
@incorrect poultry , Then you're in for a surprise.
@incorrect poultry , All of the files on it will have a mysterious red tint.
@incorrect poultry , Oh god why.
@incorrect poultry , they you'll have a bit more think space...
@incorrect poultry , blood, blood everywhere.
@incorrect poultry , Thankfully, they all have an applicator on them. You would have to be pretty dumb to put it up there.
@IAmDrunk, HAH! Epic.
@incorrect poultry , Extra security.
@incorrect poultry , you'll get a message asking you if you want to remove this device safely. Then you ignore it and just pull it out #livingdangerously ;)
@incorrect poultry , 4GB vagina
@incorrect poultry , You become a cyborg. All the data becomes integrated with you.
@incorrect poultry , then you got a real bloody flash drive
@incorrect poultry , ohhhh no!
@incorrect poultry , tampons come wrapped in a protective seal, only an idiot would shove it up their vagina
Finally a completely safe way to keep my porn stash from my bf
@girlfunny, This is freaking awesome! Now my bf wont have to know I watch lesbo porn! :D
@koppime, exactly... if they know then they'll start expecting a threesome.and my rule on that is only with emma watson
@girlfunny, Im good with Emma Stone, Emma Watson, or Ariana Grande
@koppime, why wasn't I able to find friends like you in high school, I think you would have made me hate people a little less
@girlfunny, my boyfriend actually watches lesbian porn with me now. he thinks its sexy. But when he first found xnxx on my history things were pretty rough...
@theGratefulDead, Thats good… My bf would probably just beg for a threesome like girlfunny said.
@theGratefulDead, hey! Thats my sight too. My bf was actually relived when he found out, he felt less judged about his porn habits
@girlfunny, site lol my bad
@girlfunny, * makes mental note to check out site*
@girlfunny, i love all of you.
Finally a place where I can hide my porn
WHOO, NOW NOBODY WILL FIND ALL MY STASHED PORN!!!! :D ....I mean uh...pssh, girls don't watch porn. Pfft. The mere thought of it. Pfft. So silly.
@SaidTheKoala, EXACTLY. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to...uh...put on makeup..? ...yeah, normal girl stuff...not watch porn, DEFINITELY not do THAT. It's um...disgusting! Yes, and uh...demeaning!! Guys are such pervs. Ugh.
@TheGreatMushroomWar, i am intrigued, continue
@TheGreatMushroomWar, Exactly! I mean cum on. Dont guys have ANY self control? Its horrifying. I would never watch porn!...... Huh? You saw my internet history? No...Mad Thumbs is a gaming site..hah.
@koppime, even more intriguing *watches from distance*
@Tenac, You know nothing O_O
@koppime, or do I?
@Tenac, You don't.
@TheGreatMushroomWar, your coment plus your name turn me on...
@TheGreatMushroomWar, nope, not even a little bit of porn....what's that? Boobies? Nope, just makeup and shiz like that....nothing to see here!
@koppime, I know that when my girlfriend tried something from a porn video I almost broke my dick
@Tenac,..... Im so sorry.
I don't carry loose tampons in my bag. Although.
Except when you see it's hard plastic and not foam... Then it becomes a mission to see what you're hiding. So fail
So the assumption is that men are stupid?
I thought it was a sperm
We need a guy version, but what could it be?
@Tenac, a boob
@Tenac, an athletic cup.
If you disguise a flash drive as a tampon it only makes me more curious about its contents.
*puts in tampon container*
What if you forget its a flash drive?
What secrets would a girl keep on a flash drive
@Bruno Mars, you don't even want to know a girls true secrets....
@Matt Webb, You might.
@Bruno Mars, I don't know why everyone's downvoting you that's true
What if I don't have secrets
@thatonetallchick, don't buy it?
Why would someone be interested in my word documents?
Yeah, except it'd be kinda weird to just have a loose tampon like that. I mean, it's not even in the tube, let alone the packet.
Who's going to believe a three inch long, hard plastic object with an obvious seam is a tampon? I mean, I'm a guy, and therefore have never seen one, but based on some context clues, I'm pretty sure that's not right at all...
@Tenac, no wait Jennifer Lawrence's boobs
Yeah but you're more likely to keep secrets from women, and If they try to use it the your secrets aren't as safe