I think Winston Churchill is a boss.
@Medal Delivery Boy, *Prime Minister
@Medal Delivery Boy, He's one of the wittiest world leaders I've ever seen. Both he and Ronald Reagan.
@Medal Delivery Boy, Well, give him a medal then!
@rocknrollfantasy70, well done, you deserve a down vote
The burns are strong with this post.
@RockyHorror, the illiteracy is strong with the comments.
@RockyHorror, Down vote if you like, but all this person did was take the quotes from the Sarcasm Society's homepage and paste them on a photo.
"That's not writing; that's typing" is another great one about Hemingway.
"Ah Churchill, drunk again I see." "Yeah well you're a fat b*tch"
@inmyass, I think it was "yes, but tomorrow I will be sober and you'll still be ugly" Churchill was witty!
Anyone else get fully torqued after seeing Mae west's rack?
@firefiregingerpower, if i understand what you mean by torqued, yes.
Too bad I only know about 3 of those people.
@ajb3794, Gosh dern kids today, don't know sh*t about their history, BAH!
I don't drink any more... & I don't drink any less--my dad
There's not enough aloe to soothe all these burns!
Whenever I see anything about Winston Churchill, I think of Doctor Who.
Words of wisdom
That second mark twain one killed me
And this is the theater I would take my friend...If I Had One!
Maybe i should show this to my great grandma, she might know more than 2 people
surprised that Larry king wasn't in this post. He's probably older than most of the people on it.
No - Rosa Parks.
If you are absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.
I'm not going to your funeral if your not coming to mine--me
@Medal Delivery Boy. What makes Winston Churchill even more 'boss' is the fact that not only was he drunk for almost the entirety of World War 2, he was so good at his job WHILE DRUNK, that he's world renowned for it.
Am I the only one to notice that they're all old white people
They are either smoking or posing and sometimes both in these pics
"He can run pretty good for a fat man" -Ty Cobb about Babe Ruth
These people deserve medals, many many medals.
*high res- yessss, didn't stuff long picture up.
Technically Lewis's wasn't his own quote... It was under the persona of a demon in the Screwtape Letters. Needless to say it's still humorous.
I like William Faulkner's diss (I am an English major)
I just started watching Groucho Marx on You Bet Your Life on tv; he's pretty funny, IMO
Elizabeth Taylor - If you know what I mean.
Where is the funny
F**kin Groucho Marx he is awsome
Billy Wilder gets the medal
Elizabeth Taylor was so beautiful
The last one is good
Haha! I am related to Billy Wilder!
Is it bad that i dont know half of them
Winston Churchill: that guy's actually pretty badass
ERB should take notes
For some reason, I think C.S. Lewis' quote was either copied incorrectly, or he was seriously stupid for a writer. I believe it's the former though
@OutOfUsernames, yeah, that first "by" seems unnecessary.
The reason they are all old famous people us because our current ones aren't very witty.
Thank you hi-res!