"No sir I've been drinking alcohol, not smoking weed. You've got it all mixed up"
@Mormons are awesome, how about smoking beers...
@Mormons are awesome, then he blows chunks.
@Mormons are awesome, love The name!!!
Cheech and chong XD
@purplehayes, just about to say that XD
"Average rating: 4.20"
This makes me think... I always thought it was donuts not doughnuts. My life is a lie.
@Dwight, nah nah nah it's definitely donuts. Your life has been rather truthful
@Dwight, it can be both.
But weed's not red.
Aaand he's in jail.
& your titties have sprinkles.
I need tp for the uploader
Police: guns, drugs or alcohol? Me:no thanks I got all 3
And that's the story of how I went to jail.
"I don't answer questions..." only a select amount of people will laugh at this or maybe none.
No officer, it's "Hi, how are you."
Aside from the "funny" pic, are we not going to address the username?
I would just say I went swimming under water for too long without goggles.
Dat run-on sentence.
I hate it when cops shine their stupid flashlight in your eyes, then they ask" why are you squinting, are you high." No I'm not high you are shining a direct beam of light into my eyes that is why I'm squinting.
My mom packed some maple bar doughnuts in my lunch today. But I'm allergic to that kind. And there's no one to share them with.