Breast pump, cup, Oreos.
@The Storyteller, got milk?
@The Storyteller, Breast milk cookies and cream ice cream?
@The Storyteller, Breast Pump, Rock Salt, and an Ice Cream Maker/Machine?
@The Storyteller, Wait. I got top comment? AAWWW YEEEAAAAHHH
Dog treats, lube, and sleeping pills
@King Sexy, Choice #2 is banned in the original Walmart Game.
Bucket, laxative, spoon
3 Nickelback CD's
@Super CHIVAS, A Nickelback CD, stool, rope
50 shades of grey, cucumber, happy birthday grandma cake
A chesse grater, lube, pack of band-aids......checkmate
I'd just get the first three twilight books
Rope, bleach, and a book on coping with depression.
@The Psycho Turtle, hope I'm not too late, sh!t fam you okay?
I one left lube, thong, children handcuffs, chocolate syrup, and vagisil ( yeast infection medication for those of you that dont watch south park) in the middle of walmart. I've never seen an employee laugh so hard
@girlfunny, they sell children handcuffs?
@Cheshire, the plastic kind that comes with the sheriff's badge
@cork soaker, hope is it you assume southpark is the way one would know that and not any other?
@girlfunny, why would only people who watch South Park know what that is?
Tissues. Lotion. 1D the concert experience
can of paint, blow dryer, and a stopwatch.
@napsfapsandcraps, :( i don't get it, please explain
@Nice guy Nick , he's gonna time how fast the paint dries if you use the dryer on it
@Immortal Peep, Oh ok thanks
My friend and I used to grab family packs of condoms and walk around Wal-mart throwing them into stranger' carts.
@DoctorThrob, family pack of condoms? Is that a redneck thing?
@Alian Rapist, haha thank you for the laugh
@Alian Rapist, I can't breath now thank you
It's all fun and games until you get arrested for expected murder and pedophilia
Baseball bat, sandpaper, preperation h cream
Lube. Plastic wrap. Rubber bands.
Am I the only one that ever wondered what happened to the chick and the duck on friends?
@Likemyclique, I think that when Chandler and Monica got married(or moved in) they decided to get rid of them.
@Ratch Head, what do you mean by get rid of them:(
@Likemyclique, Not too sure. I think they just released them or found them another home. Nothing bad :) They just couldn't decide who would keep them so decided that it was the end of a saga
@Likemyclique, *an era, not saga
@Likemyclique, I would encourage you to read the Wikia page about them, however the end to them is not as good as I hoped. BUUUT, in the end of the show they got a new set of duck and chick.
@Likemyclique, I thought they served a turducken that year?
@Likemyclique, you sir, just blew my mind. I LOVED that show and have seen every episode.. I don't how the heck I didn't notice that they were gone! D:
Or you could act like you're buying condoms and ask about the price, when the clerk responds say it's to much and return to the same check out line with rubber bands and plastic bags... Priceless.
@Nipplegloves, I've seen that in a meme.
@Nipplegloves, this was the top comment for the original pick 3 items that'd freak out the cashier pic a while back.
@Nipplegloves, I can't believe that no one realizes that you're stealing that from an earlier comment...
@Seattle Supersonics, it's still funny
@DocterKilroy, I still feel bad for guys like Rauil who also stole earlier comments and get downvoted.
Dexter season CD.knives. drop cholths.
The first part is missing the rule that you can't buy lube or tissues
@Theanswerman, not tissues, condoms
What if you bought that Justin Beiber movie, lotion, and some tissues
I can't tell if this is a repost or really close to an old post.
Rope, Knives, and the Birthday cake for Grandma. Then, proceed to telling the Cashier to wrap the rope and knives in a nice birthday bag.
Can someone explain the underwear one please? Thanks!
@KnightedStripper, It's pretty nasty stuff, think of the effects of all of those energy drinks on digestion
@KnightedStripper, they are little girl underwear... I.e. pedophile behavior
@KnightedStripper, I'm guessing red bull enema
@PoisonousBacon, oh god.. .
50 Shades of grey, tissues, and Vaseline.
Rape squad killas
Pepperidge farm items. They remember.
50 shades of grey, tissues, and lotion
First you grab some condoms, ask how much they are, put them away and come back with rubber bands and seran-wrap
Can someone explain the leash, underwear, and redbull
@WishGenie, leash=some weird fetish (dog?) and others =red bull enema (cleansing of rectal area)
50 Shades, knife, lighter fluid/lighter. And this is a repost
Did you guys know you can buy caskets online from Walmart??
Happy birthday grandma cake, condoms, and blueberries
Toilet seat, KY jelly, cucumber.
Noose cucumber boohbah
Three different phallic objects
One time, my 3 friends went to target and bought a 3-pack of condoms. 3 guys, 3 condoms. His face was priceless.
Donuts, donut holes, glue
@Rauil, extremeeeeely original.
@Rauil, Nice try. There was an earlier pic like this and I'm 99% sure someone commented that already. Or I can just see into the future.
@Rauil, so you've decided to repost a comment on a reposted picture. Think of your own comments attention whore.
@Rauil, how original
@BELLYBUTTONCLIPPING, actually I think that WAS part of the original pic.
@Rauil, no. No it wasn't "Rauli" IF that is your real name...
@Kurt go Bangs, actually it is Rauil
@yo average animal, I before e except after.....man what is an average animal doing with an iPhone/android/iPod/iPad anyway? Idgaf who you are or where you are. I will find you. I won't do anything, yet. I will find where you poop, how you poop, when you poop, and when you least expect it(I hope there is a huuuuge update, when you go to sit down.....there will be no toilet paper, mwuahahaha then you will have to waddle. Waddle for your life hahahahahahah ahhhh....
@Rauil, no it was a comment by Sabot. I remember because it's my favorite comment from this app
@Yellow River, why does he get downvoted to hell while the top comment is equally unoriginal?
@Kurt go Bangs, Ahahahaha, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That, my friend, was brilliant.
@BELLYBUTTONCLIPPING, and they got like 400 thumbs up.
Rope, stool, Happy Birthday Grandma Cake
Water guns, a rope, and a cucumber.
Bleach, knife, and a cooler.
Baby doll, knife, and banana.
Garbage bag, hunting knife, rope
Car battery, jumper cables, folding chair
Twilight Movie, glitter, plastic vampire fangs
Mario Kart Wii, two Wii remotes, knife.
(During Halloween) bleach, shots(medical) salt-water taffy
never say never movie, rope, stool
not sure if ripe in first pic is to seductively choke, or hang self
A rope,stool and sleeping pills
Definately the Lighter fluid, rat poison and the wheel barrow or shower curtain
can someone explain the hangers and pregnancy test one?
@Mrs Meme, Do it yourself abortion I think.
@Mrs Meme, it is what dragon dog said. If you are pregnant you get the hanger and pull the thing outq
Boohbah was the best show ever!
Let me try...wait I'm banned from Walmart. Now I have trespassing fines, YAY!
Handcuffs, lubricant, and a parenting manual
Road flares, blonde wig, trash bags
Is anyone else terrified of boohbahs? Or is it just me?
Pet magazine, Vaseline, lighter.
mayonnaise. always buy mayo.
Step ladder, rope, twilight saga.
A wood ax, a baby stroller, and a baby-sized plastic bin
50 shades of grey, boobah, and Vaseline.
Candy, duct tape, and lube
Lotion counts as lube
This is not the first time stuck pixel has copied and pasted stuff from the comments...
Peanut butter, Kleenex, video camera
Candy, a rope, and spray paint
A shovel, bag of lime, and a roll of painters plastic! Ohh and be scary mike!