Fake every animal in Australia's the most dangerous
@kitkatlasagne, "And I'm gonna poke it with a stick"
@kitkatlasagne, "And I'm going to poke it with a stick" - Steve Irwin, Legend
@Bear GrylIs, love him
@Bear GrylIs, and then he got poked back, guess who came off better from that one
@kitkatlasagne, so true, even the platypus is poisonous
@kitkatlasagne, except for bears. Are there even bears in Australia? Bears are stronger than you, they can run faster than you, than can swim faster than you, and they can climb faster than you. The only thing they can't do faster is beg for mercy, cause bears don't beg. They can even take the whole clip of your pistol, shrug it off, and proceed to eat your face. Fvck bears man
@Bear GrylIs, AHHH HE'S ANGRY
@kitkatlasagne, NOOO A BUNNY RABBIT, RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES!
@kitkatlasagne, even the goddamn possums.
@SparklingPeanuts, yes but drop bears are the worst. If you see one start writing your will.
@kitkatlasagne, I was orphaned by drop bears...
Vending machines kill more then sharks do every year.
@Cheshyre, Vending Machines kill more sharks than we do each year.
@Cheshyre, coconuts kill more people than sharks every year :)
@Cheshyre, more of a chance a vending machine will tip over and squish you than a shark attacking you (attack meaning bite, not necessarily kill)
@Cheshyre, Would be funny if some one went to go buy Orange soda pop and then it got stuck. When they tried knocking it over they *whip glasses out of nowhere and put them on slowly* got CRUSHED!
@Cheshyre, fear the real killer
@Cheshyre, *que rainbow* "the more you know"
@Cheshyre, because people near sharks are smart and people near vending machines are stupid
@Cheshyre, well I'm near 10-15 vending machines a day, never been near a shark, so of course the vending machine could kill me first because I'm exposed to them more frequently. If I was strolling by 10-15 sharks a day...I'm pretty sure the sharks would be the new killer in my stat sheet.
@Cheshyre, Australia must be full of vending machines then
@Cheshyre, Correction: Dumb people (no offense to any relatives of users on Funny Pics) kill themselves more than sharks kill people.
@Cheshyre, I saw some statistic like for every 2 people sharks kill, we kill 2 million sharks (for shark fin soup etc)
@Cheshyre, scary mike kills more goats than vending machines kill people each year
@anOm, a vending machine with coconuts is particularly dangerous.
@General Wukong, actually humans kill tens of millions of sharks every year due to shark finning. Pretty sure that's more than vending machines
@Cheshyre, what if a shark comes out of the vending machine?
@Cheshyre, next Discovery Channel show: Vending Machine Week(TM)
Don't they have wolves and foxes in Europe?
@firebreathingpenguin, they only eat rabbits. You can see them at night but they hardly ever attack humans.
@Alarm Clock, I see, I don't have much of an experience with them or any dangerous animals really, being from new Zealand.
@firebreathingpenguin, yes, bears, moose, lynx etc
@firebreathingpenguin, I live in Sweden, and we have wolves, mooses, bears and foxes, although foxes aren't very dangerous
@firebreathingpenguin, also in britain we have adders which are a type of venomous snake
@Alarm Clock, A fox bit off a finger of a little baby whilst he was in his cot and nearly killed him, this was in England.
They forgot about the Brown Recluse in America
@Cheshyre, I had one fall on my head in 4th grade. I wasn't bitten, but it was a truly terrifying experience.
@Cheshyre, also cottonmouths and rattlesnakes
More people get killed by Champagne corks than spiders each year. *the more you know*
Nuh uh. They got.....ummm.... pulling a blank here.
@WorkingAtThePyramid, badgers... Hey f**k you, ok? Badgers are dangerous.
Moose are dangerous?
@rhcp girl, yeah, man a moose will f*ck you up if you piss it off.
@rhcp girl, If you get a moose mad it will charge at you with its antlers at a very high speed. So yeah pretty dangerous.
@Sheny88, oh ok haha
@pedledick, Especially in breeding season or with mothers. They could easily kill you.
Europe has also bears, moose, venomous snakes/ spiders and so on. Wild boars are dangerous too. Stupid funnypics.
I went camping and saw 6 deer and were real close to them. *Sorry for random*
Unless you find one of those wild Nazis in Europe...
Quick! Everyone now! Hop on the plane ! We're all moving to Europe!
If you think moose are dangerous in America, come live in Canada
Could have just left Europe out and put America at the bottom and it would retain all the funny.
europe has moose and wolfs
They do got Boars
When i saw the bunny i thought of the "savage beast" from Monty Python and The Holy Grail
More people are attacked by cows than sharks every year. We do have cows in Europe. Also, there is a type of mosquito in Madeira island (Portugal) that transmits a disease known as dengue. If infected, the person is most likely to die. If the person actually survives, his/her liver will be so wrecked they could die later on. Not to mention the damage it can do to your immune system. And we also have wolves and lynxes (don't know if I said it correctly.). So, yeah, false.
@Portuguese Chorizo, We also have poisonous spiders, including tarantulas. I'm not saying we have as many dangerous animals as in America or Australia, but we also have our share.
@Portuguese Chorizo, except tarantulas are harmless. They're just big and hairy. They can bite, but its really hard because their fangs are so short. It'd be too much of an effort.
Lovely europe! D'awwww
How is a moose more dangerous than a bull shark? These beasts of a fish kill without purpose, unlike great whites whose attacks on humans are accidental, and they are vicious. Not only that but they can go in salt water, brackish, and some have even gone into fresh water.
@Clicketyclark , I think it's going off the statistic of moose killing about 1000 people per year while the number of shark fatalities remains in the single digits per year.
The Human, A Cow, A Fox and a Lynx
That is a huge motherf*cking spider! Scared the sh*t out of me!
Tarantulas aren't dangerous they're just scary
Bull sharks are very dangerous. Not the grey whites represented.
OH NO! IT'S A BUNNY!
There are bears in Europe...?
The European animals kill from cuteness
Actually deers are the most dangerous animal in America; more people die from car accidents caused by deers than any other animal attack.
Aren't the sharks in the ocean...not the actual country?
I don't know, guys. Haven't you seem that one episode of South Park. The woodland creatures were demonic. That bunny doesn't look trustworthy.
It should have spider for all of them
I'm moving to Europe
Well i'm surprised there isn't a Russian section that says *everything*
Actually the Great White Shark lives along every coastline in every ocean of the world except for Antarctica, so you can't only put it in Australia unless you want to argue that it is less dangerous than a bunny.
The most dangerous animal on Europe is Flying Mint Bunny
@Purple Link, *in
They've got sharks in America too
Europe: "get on my level. "
Well its decided i'm living in europe
Actually Mosquitos cause the most deaths of all animals in the world. This is because they carry extremely harmful diseases and can even cause people to die of blood loss
Any one wanna move to Europe with me
That snake in Australia is the Inland Taipan. It is considered to be the most venomous snake on land (not in the world). One drop of it's venom can kill 25 adults. Many mistake it as the most venomous snake in the world. The Belcher's Sea Snake is the most venomous snake in the world. It's venom is about 100 times more toxic than the Inland Taipan's venom is.
False, all animals in australia are dangerous
What about drunk Irish men? I hear they'll kill anything and anyone
Umm. Excuse me. Europe have some bad rats too. We have them names such as. Tiny Blair. Margaret thatcher David and Edward milliband (can't spell) and David Cameron
A moose? Wtf
We have foxes in Europe but they mainly just run around the bins
Canada=bears & certain wild dinosaurs
That spider...KILL IT! KILL IT WITH THE POWER OF FROST!!!!
Because you know, spiders are animals too.
I've watched enough River Monsters to know that I'm never ever going to Australia
Whelp, I'm moving to Europe.
Yelp. Guess I'm going to Europe.
Like if you're from Europe
Why no picture of zalgo who dose he have to kill to be a known figure
Another hippo in my yard?!
I had a bear two feet away from glass sliding door in my house. It was the middle of the night too. That thing was HUGE.
Sudden urge to move to Europe...
America, washington state: brown recluse, black widow, rattle snakes, mountain lions (not just in the mountains...), and tons of bears (it's confusing, for one type of bear you make your self look big and intimidate, for another type you play dead, another type your supposed to turn around and go away, etc. they really need to teach us this in school more than once...) And there are coyotes, but they won't harm you; but remember to bring your pets in at night!
France: A kitten and a puppy