Don't worry I'm with the guild. "Oh that's ok ill let you go after murdering my wife and kids"
@Dake the Jog , false, you can't murder children!
@TheDovahkiin, But... Hes... With... The... GUILD
"By order of the Jarl, stop right there!"
@Meridias Bacon, STOP! You violated the law!
@Meridias Bacon, Your username is fitting
@Meridias Bacon, Don't worry im the Jarl's Thane
@Meridias Bacon, "I'd rather die than go to prison"
@Meridias Bacon, It's okay, I'm the thane of Whiterun.
@Meridias Bacon, "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?"
"Dont go fiddling with any cocks around here or were going to have a real big... Party"
@Sexual Tyranosaurus , You don't think maybe we could invite some... girls?
@weed killer, I think you mean women
@thatescalatedquicly, I think I mean a very popular YTP video.
@weed killer, yes I know, I've seen it 7 times :D You got the words wrong
Woah woah woah watch the magic
"Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?"
@Purple Drank , FUS ROH DAH!
@Purple Drank , I joined imperials because the stormcloaks hated me :( what did you pick?
Troubrle? Psst, hey! I know who you are. Hale Sithis!
@Gangster Goose, I never joined either.
@Gangster Goose, lol I joined the stormcloaks my second playthrough but I picked imperial on my 1st run
@PuckmeisterPuck, omg yeah
@Miss Sarcasm, hey that's my line!
@That One Dragonborn, Sorry, I can't help it. When they say that I get so angry that I want to annihilate the entire town. Not... Not that I have... Hehe
Totally read it in his voice.
Don't forget excessive shenanigans.
@Shikamaru, you forgot being troublesome
@Theon Greyjoy, but adding that would be a bother
@Shikamaru, some may even say it would be a drag
I have to pay to exist?
@Rathalos, and breathe so if you're low on money I suggest you hold your breath.
@Rathalos, existing is getting fricken expensive nowadays
Ya know, sometimes I think I'm the DragonBorn, but I just don't know it yet.
@KDurantula35OKC, let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll.
@KDurantula35OKC, umm.. That's me
I used to be an adventurer like you but then i took a...... Nasty spill and had to retire:(
@Note book page, that's depressing.
Yes breathing underwater.
I used to be a lollygagger like you, but then i took an... Ill just walk myself out.
@Tangled Deer, you only say "ill walk myself out" after a pun..
@Tangled Deer, How do you walk out from saying a terrible pun the instructions weren't clear enough and I got my d*ck stuck in the ceiling fan
@Jethro skylight , you're trying too hard
@Tangled Deer, you can't walk out. You're married now.
@Tangled Deer, why? I love that joke.
@Tangled Deer, it's gonna be tough walking out with an arrow in your knee huh?
@Tangled Deer, you do that and never, ever come back
@Tangled Deer, you got married?
@Tangled Deer, "YOU NEVER SHOULD'VE COME HERE"
Guard: The problem is your disrespect for the laws of this land, it's time to face the jarls justice me: I'd rather die then go to prison. And every one kills me
I love how half of this is part of his job.
I like if you do a petty crime like breaking and entering, you can either pay your bounty of 25 gold, or can pay him off for 450 hold
"You know what that makes you!" "Lollygaggers?" Up votes if you know what movie this is from!
Existing is expensive these days
I have no knowledge of this marriage you speak of. Lol
$10.00 to stand?
EVERYONE: I would just like to say, I have a had a great time being a part of this awesome community! It is such a wonderful place and I am glad to be a part of it. I would also like to say that if a boy or girl named holopiityfoory comes looking for me, I hope you will understand I must take a break if that occurs. If it does not, I must continue to be here in your lives and become our first love. This community is like Pam Halbert. Or like a warm pony in the depths of an ocean. I love all of you and your mothers! Thank you for the support!
@Colin Kaepenrick, IMPOSTER!!!!
Let me guess. Somebody stole you sweet roll?
20 person murder spree 20000 bounty"I'm with the guild" pays 5 gold "fine, now moof along before you get me in trouble "
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop that... Breathing. It's making people nervous
I would take out my bow and equip my arrows. Slowly pull back the arrow and shoot him right in the....head. Thought I was going to say knee didn't you.
At least it wasn't Loli gagging.
So close guy) almost no elder scrolls jokes
"I used to be an adventurer like you ... Until I took an arrow to the knee🎯↘
I HaTE THIS! I hate when they tell me what to do. I hate when they say "speak elf", like have you seen my size? I'm a female altmer and I'm twice your size and you're going to tell me to do stuff? I kill all the chickens when they tell me this.
Dayum.. Standing is 10 bucks.. Might as well sit for the rest of my life "it is proven that sitting can kill you" *tear sheds down my face*
Ha b1tch, I stole your sweet roll!
I took a missile to the face
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There's a mod for pc that whenever a guard says the infamous arrow phrase, lightning strikes him down! :)