That username makes me skeptical.
@Lizzy Phantomhive, Black Butler!!!!!!
@Lizzy Phantomhive, i say hes black, any objections?
Tried juggling frozen beef patties while I worked at McDonalds. Accidentily hit the manager in the face. Lets just say I dont have a job anymore :(
@The Notorious Joker, juggled a pizza when I worked at a pizzeria, got promotion because I could throw pizza int air and catch it like in the movies
This wouldn't work with people who have long noses
I wonder what the prize is when you get a strike, does the person who got there head cut off get a pat on the back
@akwardLITTLEpickle, they get their head glued back on
@akwardLITTLEpickle, congratulations! You hit a strike and your prize is....death!! *crowd cheers*
@akwardLITTLEpickle, they don't go to hell if they get a strike
@akwardLITTLEpickle, they get a full pardon
Oh I make the news very interesting.
I wonder how pornstars can make their job more interesting....
@Ticklesmagicpickles, Condom Russian roulette. 6 to choose from, one of them has holes.
Anyone got a SPARE head? Yeah, I'll just leave.
So chopping people's heads off isn't interesting enough?
Well i cant get a job since im a
Quick, hold my beer.
@akward no they get a #1 hat
If your job was to clean up after elephant sh!t at the zoo, I doubt it can get more interesting
@Aye its Vinny, mail it to people. your welcome.
And this, this is what got porn started
@Keen niento , not, the head chopping, the saying...just saying
@Keen niento, i know what you mean... i think...
*Everyone around crying* Yeah, thats a turkey babe!!! *they turn and stare* What?
Lets see how many down votes I can get.... FIRST!!! I LOVE IFUNNY PLEASE UPVOTE THIS OMG
Why aren't we funding this?
@ROFL Guy, calm down, Satan.
Ow yah. Only one more strike till I get a 300.
Thats very striking
I see we've reached the infamous 7/10 split... Give me more heads...
Unless if you work at a funeral home and you juggle the dead in front of their families.
I know many people may ignore this, but please, hear me out: they've done it this time. Recently, I was kidnapped and held hostage by some evil people I thought were my friends. They tied me up to a chair and held my head in place so I couldn't move a muscle. They showed me horrible, awful, not funny things. I managed to eventually escape them, but they're after me I need your help people! Who are these evil people that would do such a horrible thing?
IFUNNY PEOPLE! THAT' WHO!
Please SPARE his life!
The picture says no hope on the bottom...
We like to think our jobs are interesting here.
My stepdads is retired from the NYPD and one time he pulled over this car with a bunch of guys in it...he had some reason to search the car and was looking in the back seat...he pulled out a gun and said "A-HA!" And the driver swore it wasn't his, crapping his pants...my stepdad was bored and wanted to have some fun so he took his gun out and made it seem like he found it in the car..after letting the guys freak out for a little he said "I know it's my gun I'm just kidding...." Having fun on the job lol.
I feel like this is similar to what George Carlin described in an act in the 90's. He talked about livening up the death penalty...
Just think of it as bowling. You gotta knock all those pins...
Him I'll think of that next time I'm slaying