Still a better love story than- *gets slapped by wolverine*
@Dr Pootis, ouch...
@Dr Pootis, Nice randomness.
@Dr Pootis, Tis but a flesh wound
@Dr Pootis, JESUS that was terrifying
1950s Male Fantasy: "No," she said. He gave her a black eye, had sex with her, and then had her make him a sandwich without another word.
@The preaching cheese, a man refusing sex? Even a 1037 years from now? That'll be the day...
@The preaching cheese, thats just scary
@Drunken Irish Dad, ouch :/
@The preaching cheese, that was my next guess. Haha
@JackiePie, hi JackiePie. How are you enjoying the community?
@Drunken Irish Dad, Hello :) I like it a lot. Of course, it takes me 5 minutes to push the "post" button for my comments. I get nervous and don't want to sound stupid. But it's cool. I'm like that in real life too lol (anxiety) but people are nice here. Thanks for asking (and remembering).
@JackiePie, I'm glad you're enjoying it here. I obsessively check my so spelling too at times (unless I'm actually drunk, then I tend to hit post and hope it turned out ok).
@The preaching cheese, I accidentally downvoted your comment...
@The preaching cheese, I try to be, but there are those that sometimes rustle my jimmies enough to get an angry response from me from time to time. I appreciate the compliment and I think you're nice too.
@The preaching cheese, yeah you're right. My very first time I commented on the pictures, my comment on each picture had a down vote (just mine) so I thought everyone hated me already lol but it turned out it was a dislike troll. I was so happy. I'm going to try not to take things to heart too much here, though.
@The preaching cheese, by the year 3050 we will have sandwich robots so your book will be meaningless
@The preaching cheese, oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us...
@ProcrastiNATEor, I'm gonna go ahead and take a wild guess that your name is Nate...
I think the idea of a fantasy is to do things that you can't normally do... life riding a rainbow colored walrus to the moon whilst playing polo with an Arabian monkey.
@aeon, That's an interesting fantasy.
@aeon, too specific, must've happened.
Last week i was with my sister buying grey paint for her room and she had a hard time deciding which shade to pick and im like, "holy crap how much shades of grey are there?" As i realized what i just asked my sister just replied with, "50"
@Invalid Chicken, *proceeds to count the shades violently*
@Invalid Chicken, Di-did she get the joke?
Blah blah love story blah twilight
i call BS on women wanting men to turn down sex, i turned it down once, got me the silent treatment for 3 days. :l
That... Was ... Beautiful
Oh imagine my horror when Fifty Shades of Grey fell out of my teacher's bag, I'm scarred.
@xxjoshuaxx21, that's just as bad as saying first
@xxjoshuaxx21, that is just as bad as first.
Sounds like my kind of novel
Fun fact: Gone With The Wind got in trouble for saying "damn" but had did not get into any trouble for the rape.
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who knew their was a especial computer designed for females only
Can't wait for the sequel
Oh yeah, that's hot