HOW EMBARRASING! I sent this to my gf at the time. Now my psycho ex is posting this on forums everywhere. I'm sorry you had to see this, me in my sexiest pose with my junk on full display.
@The Invisible Man, I have a hunch there are more pics of you in uncompromising positions floating around out there...
@The Invisible Man, wow, I've gotta hand it to ya, that's pretty impressive, I've never seen someone with such nice hair
@SaidTheKoala, fine, masturbate to my naked picture. Everyone else does. *lays down, tries not to cry, thinks of all those dirty pics of himself that must be out there, cries a lot*
@The Invisible Man, Why are you so sad?? It should give you a huge boost of self-esteem to know that someone, somewhere, is masturbating to you........*sob*
@TheGreatMushroomWar, when you're right, you're right! Koala, proceed with your masturbation to my glorious naked body!
@The Invisible Man, Damn, you are hung like a horse. And I see that the carpet matches the drapes...
@The Invisible Man, *thermal vision on* holy Ishmael, I guess invisibility isn't your only talent
@The Invisible Man, there are children here! Oh, this isn't Call of Duty
@The Invisible Man, I've never seen such a fine specimen!
@The Invisible Man, *faps*
@Who is Slade, TT reference in your username?
@The Invisible Man, ...9045678293
@Leonardo DiCaprio, I'm sorry Leo, but I don't have an Oscar for you.
@The Invisible Man, ...Thats my number. Massive babalabadingdong.
@The Invisible Man, *faps violently*
@The Invisible Man, heh
I bet you're naked under all those clothes, you tramp.
@EmoBumPincher, someone posted this same comment after you and got an up vote before you. P*ss take. Have a compensatory like
@inmyass, Awh, thank you *Gives you a cookie*
@EmoBumPincher, i bet you kiss boys you whore.
@EmoBumPincher, i swear im not :(
Invisible man, is that you?! You lost wait!
@Michch333, yes, thanks. Please erase this image from your memory.
@Michch333, Wait for what?
Shower with your girlfriend! It saves water(;
@Common White Girl, I like this suggestion
"Well hello there. Normally I'd ask you why you're in my shower but then I remembered how sexy I am."
No, i wear my bathing suit because I'm that insecure.
That's not the only thing I do naked
@Zeke Dunbar, giggity giggity
@Zeke Dunbar, Zeke man, no one wants to hear that.
@Just Wow, I do...
@Zeke Dunbar, omg you sleep naked too!
@yo average animal, sure "sleep"
@Tenac, yesssss... sleep... haha....0_0
@yo average animal, naked sleepover!!!!!!!
@Tenac, that's called a nudist colony.
@yo average animal, no it's called me visiting my girlfreind's house
@Tenac, that's nice, what's her name? Cristhanda?
@yo average animal, no it's samhandtha.... I mean Samantha....
@Tenac, suuuuurrrrrrreeeeee ;)
I'M A NICE LADY.
That's a nice picture of the invisible man
@StayThirstyMyFriend, I'm... so... embarrassed
I bet you're naked under all those clothes you ho.
Weight... Damn, sent that comment too fast. *prepares for down votes*
When you're home alone and you hear something while you shower...
Naked and afraid
@Keen niento , Once while getting out of the shower I swear I heard someone call my name within the house while I was home alone. I was scared sh*tless so I panicked and I did the first thing I could think of-I jumped right back in and pretend to shower for about 30 minutes. I slowly became paranoid so I stayed in the bathroom listening for anyone for another half hour...
@TheGreatMushroomWar, I'm incredibly paranoid that I'm being watched. Like someone's in my vents or something. So i totally get you. But my therapist told me that its probably because I was stalked incessantly. Sadly, that's a true story.
@supremeawkAWARD, ....Ah...I'm not sure what to say to that .__.
@Keen niento , if you are home alone and you hear a giant fart, are you scared or do you laugh.
@yo average animal, you turn the tv off
@yo average animal, I don't hear it, I smell it. Then I look at my dog as he walks away nonchalantly with a smug look on his face. Little bastard...
@TheGreatMushroomWar, you can say well that explains why you keep your vents boarded up. Where's your wit goddangit
@supremeawkAWARD, Well, how was I supposed to know??! I only stalk Invalid Chicken's vent-I mean uh...yeah, I should've came up with that myself...heh...
@Tag Man, nice
@The Invisible Man I'm scarred for life now!
Well the shower has no reason to judge me!!! It sees everyone naked, you slut!
I bet you were born naked you dirty slut -.-
I can't shower.
One time my sister accidentally got in the shower with her panties still on. They were white and turned blue after that.
How did they know??
Why are you thinking about how i shower ... you pervert
I just saw despicable me 2 it was awesome you should all go see it.
What if u r a guy
That is a really creepy shower.
Shhh don't tell everyone!
Does anybody on here have a whisper? Because this is like the third time that I've seen a picture post from whisper... I can't be the only one you guys
I bet you're naked before putting clothes on too, slut
I bet you weren't even born with clothes on. God. Show some respect.
Well. My real name is Tobias
this is a horror movie shower
Nope I'm a nevernude! But I do shower in cut offs
When my friend throws up. Most people: "Are you ok? Do you need anything?" Me: "You slut."
I bet you pull down your underwear for the toilet. You skank.
@cellogirl97, if I have to pee I use the wiener hole in my boxers, feels good man
I feel like a whore now
As opposed to wearing a latex catsuit... the way dirty girls shower
No kidding, I'm in the bath right now.
I bet you that Shuckface showers naked.
I don't shower naked, I shower in my birthday suit
@Keen niento , you talking about the suit you got for your last birthday?
@Keen niento , f**k me that is actually a genius idea for a birthday present
@inmyass, I meant "birthday suit" aka naked
@Keen niento , so, what you meant was "I don't shower naked, I shower naked."?
@inmyass, pretty much, yeah. I just avoided using the term naked
@Keen niento , you have a problem with the term naked eh? NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED NAKED
@inmyass, *starts wailing* NOO, STOP IT STOP SAYING THE N WORD
@SaidTheKoala, HOW MANY MORE PEOPLE ARE GOING TO MAKE ME SUFFER? ?
@Keen niento , *whispers* naked, while getting naked with the koala and inmyass
@Tenac, *pulls a gun up to my temple...shoots all three of you guys instead and dresses your dead bodies
@Keen niento , my naked ghost will forever haunt you... Nnnnnaaaaaaaakkkkkkeeeeddddd oooooooo sssssppppooooookkkkyyyy
Why yes I do