@BigDanDizzle, (jeans) long black fur (long black fur) she turned around and gave her master a soft purr (a soft purr) she hit the floor (she hit the floor) and kitty landed on her feet feet feet feet feet feet feet
You've cat to be kitten me if you think we're gonna do cat puns right meow. Pshh, who am I kidding? I'd be fe-lying if I said I don't feel like scratching up a few puns.
A 30 year old woman has just died after being rendered catatonic from severe lacerations received in Cat-fight originating over a pair of coveralls purchased at a Big K9-Mart.
I'm not feline them either