Guys if you remove the text this is an emotional story about how a woman with cancer researches wigs for sale and then runs through the streets happy with her new found hair
@huggy bear, happy you made a good joke,coz the pix suk
Hello funnypics community. I regretfully inform you all that I am sick of reading posts about how stuckpixel sucks. There was once a time very long ago that only one update a day was given. And on that update were maybe ten pictures. You can't seriously expect every picture to give you a rock solid boner from continuous hours of laughter. Stuckpixel also created the app that many of you waste your pathetic lives on. So without stuckpixel there would be no community. Be grateful you sad smelly douchebags.
@Captain Rumble, that was harsh. But I mostly agree.
@Captain Rumble, plot twist: stuck pixel actually sucks
@Captain Rumble, honestly, I don't care about the pictures on this app... Neither do a lot of ppl I don't think... It's the comments that make this so much fun to use.
@Captain Rumble, I am currently fighting a rock solid boner right now. Fortunately it's my own.
@Captain Rumble, While I am not a sad, smelly douchebag, I agree that many of us need to be more appreciative of StuckPixel.
@Captain Rumble, what time do the updates come?
@Captain Rumble, *mathematically sobs tears of joy*
@Antonio Banderas, yes I agree
@Captain Rumble, I agree, except when Stuckpixel tries to make fun of religion. That is f****** sh**.
@Captain Rumble, those were the days, the blue days.
@Captain Rumble, Well you might be a year old on this app because if you haven't been on since the beginning you wouldn't know. Back in the day you would get tons of pictures in recent and in a post section...the pictures were all amazing, they varied from funny to sad to informal...they would be downloaded thousands and sometimes hundreds of thousands of times... Now go to the popular section and look at how many downloads they have. Funny pics isnt at its prime anymore it has lost many people to ifunny and such apps with gifs and stuff. Now all the old geezers on this app just want it to be reinvented.
@Captain Rumble, HEY! I'm not that smelly...
@Captain Rumble, Amen brother.
@Captain Rumble, but but but I didn't say anything! And I thought I smelled nice! D:
@Captain Rumble, this app is an allegory for the world in which we live in: people expect nothing short of perfection to cope with their imperfect lives, and when they do not receive perfection, they blame the higher power that gave them something imperfect, when the only thing they can blame are themselves because they too are imperfect beings.
@Captain Rumble, I feel inspired, and also a tad bit insulted. I haven't even complained.
@Captain Rumble, You deserve a medal, a prize, not many seem to use their brains as you sir. And @Tenac, I shall obliterate you quickly.
@Captain Rumble, I liked your comment to make it 69 up votes and I expect it to stay that way
@Captain Rumble, I'm not a sad smelly douchebag, just a douchebag.
@Tenac, Why don't you go over to ifunny? Where you belong -_-
@Captain Rumble, It was actually 28 but yeah I get your point. 7 pages a day. At least when I got the app it was like that. It was still blue then also. And the updates would sometimes not come some days.
@Tenac, here's a small hand gun that's loaded. Do us a favor and kill yourself.
@Captain Rumble, I posted almost the exact same thing a couple of weeks ago, but got downvoted into oblivion. How do you do it?
@Bomb The Russians, I don't know. Not looking for up votes. Just wanted to say something.
@Captain Rumble, I remember those days. Then came the revolution; the time when people kept on saying "I am logging off forever" and thus birthed the dawn of a new era but they seem to be following the path of those older messed up wanna be revolutionaries that probably decided to go to ifunny. We need to not let that awful history to repeat. Together along with some of the veterans that endured through the change we can make this place a better place.
Update numero tres in my ever growing catalog of free to use public usernames: TimidTurtleTim / Magic Johnson's Johnson / High on Helium / Monotone Musician / Preschool Dropout / Nonstop Nostalgia / Pencil Island / TheSpoonInTheRoad / Badas Acne / Blue Wrecking Balls / ElectedToAbstinance / ScottishSheepShepard / Majestic Magnet / DiabeticOompaLoompa / Acrophobic Bird / Scion Scientist / Nonadhesive Tape / Quality Lunchmeat / An Albino Dove / Fantastic Foursome / Candy Land Dentist
@Amish Inventor, magic's Johnson is a better name
@Amish Inventor, instead of saying "catalog of free to use public usernames" you could say "open source usernames" btw for one of my other accounts I used one of the ones in a previous list. You're good at this kind of thing.
@Nipples, lol, thanks. Yeah, I probably could have worded it better, but to late now :(. I find it really amusing when I see a name on the list become active. Which one did you find made a good name for your separate account?
@Amish Inventor, I like magic Johnson's Johnson. That's pretty clever
Did he drop the baby?
@Im Living Proof, I GET THAT REFERENCE
I remeber when Stuckpixel only uploaded like once a day and it was all reposts. We have come far, my friends
Plot twist, he's a guy on fire.
Guys. I just found out that one of my friends uses FunnyPics. We are now best friends. Thank you for your time.
Hi Penelasaur's friend!
@Colin Kaepernick, we need to hide you before koppi me finds you
@Tenac, I UNDERSTAND YOUR USERNAME
@Muffin whore, how about tanktop tuesday
Unrelated but does anyone watch UFC ? Cuz Chris weidman knocked out Anderson silva yesterday!
@Nirvanafan9876, that was the first ppv I missed in a while, but I bet it was a hell of a fight
I also change genders when I turn out the light.
I hate when I suddenly turn into a girl as I run to bed
Dear funny pics community, blah blah blah sad story about my small weiner blah blah blah life sucks blah blah blah politics blah blah blah the links don't work blah blah blah I'm in the hospital I sat on a Lego blah blah blah
And then you switch to your mobile device.
honestly who listens to their mom to get off the internet and go to bed?
@Gonna Be Famous, you're not going to get that accomplished on here.
I always jump on my bed because if I stand by my bed something will reach out and grab me
@AskMeAboutMyWhales, Do your whales do this too? I bet they do…
@forgothowtousername, no they're whales they can't operate a computer
I wanna learn how to turn into a woman...for research *if you know what i mean*
@The Trooth Fairy, Oh I know what you mean.
@Nipples, *mr.bean face*
@The Trooth Fairy, lets get this straight. You're considering transvestism?
But if you never leave the Internet you never have to go to sleep ;D
Why does he turn into a woman?
@sociallyawkwrdfemale, Plot Twist: He's gay.
@sociallyawkwrdfemale, Well, before the fourth frame, he went to get surgery and came back as a female.
@Squishy Udders, plot twist: it's really a lesbian who's bald cap fell of while she was running
@sociallyawkwrdfemale, Because hes running to bed like a scared little girl.
@Agent Giraffe, well that was some quick surgery.
@tmntlover, oh my god. Funnypics is so much more deep than I thought.
@sociallyawkwrdfemale, You see, sometimes, a the person on the inside, doesn't march the person on the outside. You see what I'm getting at?
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, I think you should explain...
@sociallyawkwrdfemale, When a guy wants to become a gal, they cut off the penis, and split open the ball sack and cut off the genitals. They then pull the scrotum back to form the vaginal lips. Finally, they give the guy breast implants to simulate breasts. Voila, the guy is now a gal. "I am J. Edgar Hoover and I approve this message."
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, I bet you have looked into this
@Tenac, No, I just saw the episode of Southpark where Mr. Garrison gets a sex change. They go through the procedure quite . . . thoroughly, I'm afraid.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, I tried to get that episode out of my memory...why did you have to remind me
@Tenac, It was the kind of thing where you wanted to stop watching, but you felt obligated to continue. Never forget.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, you're very educated in this sort of thing... Coincidence? I think not.
I wanna be famous
@Gonna Be Famous, dude what are you going to be? No, seriously, I want to know so bad. I wish you posted your grand ambitions anonymously on every picture, just in case I forget what you want to be. Okay? We clear on this?
That awkward moment when you turn into a girl.
Hmm, seems familiar. Oh yeah this happened to me 2 hours ago.
I just go on the Internet in bed when she says that
Guys, I'm lost
So many captains lately...
Plot twist; theres really a monster under the bed
If you were to make a new gender, what would you call it and what would separate it from the existing genders?
*turn off light, turn down monitor brightness, stay up late, hope you don't get yelled at, get no sleep, next day be very tired, no regrets!
Off* The words "Out" and "Off" are both prepositions, but have different prepositional meanings. "Out", as a preposition, means "through to the outside".
What's with the random bow tie in the fourth frame?
@Your secret twin, its a bow tie, does it need explaining. Bow ties are cool.