The vibrations must be amazing
@PuffPinky, *orgasms mathematically*
@PuffPinky, I'm thinking of Good Vibrations..
@Totally Irrelevant, Ruins anal cavity.
Good news it's a suppository!
@Totally Irrelevant, CALL 911!!! This girl just shoved a dub step playing dildo in herself!
@Totally Irrelevant, *mathmatically plays dubstep*
@The Wumbologist, *plays grindcore*
@Invalid Chicken, that makes no sense but for some reason I still like it.
@Willy the Free Whale, ya because your in love with him
The ladies will be praying for bass
@kingish, no they want the Dr. D...
@kingish, plot twist: it's a sepository
This is my time to make an impression.... Hi
@Expensive Hot Dog, Hi. I will eat you.
@Wrestling Quotes, Dont do it
@Expensive Hot Dog, Hey.
@Expensive Hot Dog, I would eat you but I can't afford it.
@Expensive Hot Dog, I will purchase one of you for my son, Homeless Hank.
@Expensive Hot Dog, HI!
@Expensive Hot Dog, hello, is bad that through a large line of connections I have deducted that you are a high-end male prostitute?
*gets a chance at Top Comment* *can't think of anything clever*
@MagicalNegro, why don't you use your black magic to get top comment?
Hey, I'm not looking for likes or anything, I just thought I'd say that I've been going through some tough times recently and you guys have helped so much. You see, some guy with a weird name and a purple shirt challenged my trainer and I and wiped me and my best friend Pika out. I was given a Revive, but Pika's still in the Pokémon Center. I'm not looking for likes, I'm just asking all of you to keep him in your prayers. Thank you and sorry for the long post.
I guess you say that looks like something a ... *takes of sunglasses* Doctor would sell
@TexasDude, wrong use, bad wording and context is all wrong, but thanks for trying
@Resistance Is Futile, it was 3 in the morning
If you look closely, you'll see you read it wrong and that its actually a beats PILLDO....tut tut dirty minds.
@Mickeys penis, That what it says?
@TGITTs MasterDebater, That's
The ladies want in on the action too.
*plays Marvin Gaye"
Hey so everyone I feel the nipple names have gotten out of control on this app and because I'm a hipster I shall be changing my username. Please remember some one could steal my username a be aware of that.
The amount of ways to avoid saying "first" but meaning it, is too damn high!
@uncle grandpa, not sure if trying to say first, or just complaining...
@Tenac, *insert fry meme*
A salesman convinced my dad to by this, its loud and good for rap but thats about it.
I guess you could say that that looks like something a *takes off sunglasses* doctor would sell
It vibrates to music, how convenient. The Queen will get one for Christmas.
When I first saw the commercial I seriously thought it was a commercial for vibrators...
When I saw the commercial with all the women, I thought it was a dildo commercial 😂
"Now in black!"
I can't look at mine the same way again...
*Robin Thicke deep voice* I know you want it.
Because they way to go to sleep is vibrating your head
So I wasn't the only one to think this...* sighs in relief *
*googles it* *is disappointed it's really just a speaker*
All jokes aside this speaker does pack one hell of a punch.
The commercials always get me -.-"
First time I saw the commercial, I thought it was a dildo
I hate the commercial.
I'm just waiting for a porno to come out with a woman shoving it up her vagina while playing Dubstep
Bass bass bass
That looks like a dildo.
I always thought that
Anyone seen the commercials for these things?
Looks like it's from Dr Mario
It's a suppository that uses sound waves to break up "build up" so lets be mature about this guys
Looks a little bloody
@Google Kingdavetunes, and I think I have seen one in my moms drawer.