Hyuk hyuk, slap dat ass.
@The Asian Guy, I literally can't stop laughing
@The Asian Guy, Godh, that was great. A-hyuk!
@The Asian Guy, best comment of 2013
@The Asian Guy, I can't get up from the floor, im laughing so much.
@Agent Phil Coulson, same here
@The Asian Guy, STOP IT! STOP IT! MY CHILDHOOD IS BURNING!!!
@The Asian Guy, Probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a comment. Give this man a medal
@THE FRIENDZONE, I feel like I can die with no regrets now. Sorry about your childhood though.
@The Asian Guy, that was the funniest comment I've seen in a while
@The Asian Guy, Oh. My. God. That was hilarious. Laughed so hard.
The Asian Guy for the win
@The Asian Guy, that was truly the best comment ever! I'm laughing my ass off!
@The Asian Guy, F**king brilliant my good man. Absolutely hilarious.
@The Asian Guy, nominee for the comment of the year.
@TheArctic, does the funnypics Facebook page even have a comment of the year?
@The Asian Guy, It should, who runs it?
@The Asian Guy, you have set the gold standard in commenting. I think nothing else comes close. So far. A winner is you! To start push!
@The Asian Guy, you sir, deserve so much win for making me laugh like an idiot.
@The Asian Guy, I'm generally not worried about bursting out laughing in a public place on this app, but now it's happened
@The Asian Guy, THAT WAS GREAT! 😂😂
@The Asian Guy, you sir just made my day
@The Asian Guy, #bestcomments
@The Asian Guy, even 3 years ago i still laugh
Good lord...my mind has been violated.
@PuffPinky, I think all of our minds have been past violation thanks to stuckpixel.
@Basil Fawlty, very true. Take away our innocence, our childhood, then try to brainwash us with unfunny.
@PuffPinky, And I feel like I can't leave because the community is so great and the app is just addicting. I know there have to be other reasons I just can't think of them right now
@PuffPinky, I've seen other posts that have ruined my childhood, but this one... This one has messed it up soooo much.
@PuffPinky, want anything else violated?
@Colin Kaepernick, you offering?
@PuffPinky, hyuk, hyuk...
@Colin Kaepernick, oh, Goofy!
@PuffPinky, can't tell what's worse. This, or Mickey's ha- *gets shot*
@Colin Kaepernick, just don't let mickey come over and take off his gloves.
@PuffPinky, unfortunately it wasn't the only thing that was violated O.O
@PuffPinky, Welcome to the internet.
To know that a disney character has had intercourse before makes me want to reevaluate my life
@The Jogging Dead, it's almost as bad as knowing your teachers have had sex.
@WorkingAtThePyramid, and in college some of them do it with students...*shudders*
@The Jogging Dead, let alone Goofy
@WorkingAtThePyramid, am I missing your comments or are they rare?
@Colin Kaepernick, they're rare. I don't comment that much anymore. I might comment more to get an imposter, someone named TwerkingAtThePyramid or something.
@WorkingAtThePyramid, it was a trick question, the correct answer is both. They are rare and I miss them...
@Colin Kaepernick, aaaawww bro! Right in the feels!
Goofys orgasms are probably the most annoying sh*t in the world.
Maybe Micky doesn't have kids because he has a finger as his penis down there.
Pete also has a son. Did anybody ever watch Goof Troop or see either of the Goofy Movies?
@Dorama, Those were my favorites
Im about to. IM ABOUT TO. YAAAAAAHAHAHAHOOOOYYYYY
Hyuk. Hyuk. HYUK. OH GARSH!
All Mickey needs to do is finger a girl
@TimekeeperCST, I saw you got downvoted and tried to upvote you. I missed. *sobs*
HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK YAAAA HAHA HOOOOOIEEEEE
Drenched in sweat? Haha good one, "sweat" . hyuk!
And yet he's the one without a love interest.
Really? But Mickey had those fingers...
This may be worse than mickey's real hands
Drenched in "sweat"
"Hey, let's ruin these kid's childhoods" - tumblr users
Wtf is Goofy? Is it a cow or a dog? Or both?
@Invalid Chicken, a dog
Right in the childhood
Or.... Mickey and Donald used protection and Goofy..... well it's Goofy. Probably just used a shower cap.
Plot twist: he can travel in time and he is his own son.
If it's a female dog it wasn't a woman....l say he can travel in time
Stuckpixel. Uploading childhood ruining pictures since 2011.
I know that these characters are not Disney but Sylvester was a son
THIS JUST IN: Disney decides to discontinue the character goofy! When questioned they had no comment. We asked goofy what he thinks about this, " They playa hatin' man I gotta kid to feed."
@THE REPORTER, did you report on how Walt Disney had a bounty on goofy's wife's head and that's why he is a single dad
Was it goofy or pluto? If the lights were out we'll never know.
@SomeBrokeGuy, it was the invisible man
This guy deserves a medal
Biblically? What if they aren't religious?
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS I AM NOW CRYING HOPING THAT THIS IMAGE IS REMOVED FROM MY BRAIN IN A PURPOSEFUL CAR CRASH.
But...miney and daisy? Where's girdey ( it would be goofey's girlfriend)
*waits for mickey's fingers comments*
My childhood has just been ruined
GAWRSH, look at that ass!
Well that's one picture crossed off on the long list of things I never needed to see
Goofys wife is a cow to...
I've seen it happen. Pop-ups are a b*tch. Anyway it was goofy an Ariel :/ wasn't so bad since Ariel sexy as f*ck, just wasn't right though.
From some of cartoons, we actually do know what she sounds like and that she probably slept with the milkman and delivery man.
Whatever disturbing is read, cannot be unread.
Childhood status: RUINED FOR LIFE
He was with that cow on the three musketeers
What about the lion king?
I said swallow hyuk hyuk!
There goes my childhood
Well, Mickey has penis fingers. So what about Minnie?
Forgot about Scrooge mcduck Donald is his grandson
Yeah but Mickey... And his FINGERS!
Lol I couldn't stop thinking when I saw this on tumblr the other day
Way-Ta-Go Goofy! You da man! Get Soome! GET SOOOMME!!! YEA! Yea! Bring ohn the pain!!
Garsh, that thong is tiny.
And other various fluids…
Twice today my childhood has taken a beating. Way to kick me while I'm down stuckpixel
There are two kinds of people
Must. Un-read. *mathematically shakes in a corner*
What about that fat evil dude(can't remember name), he had a son too