When I see my best friend I sexually stroke her arm or face till she freaks out. Then I calm her down my hugging her while she screams "stop touching me!". That's normal right?
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, Totally. Whenever I'm bored I just go up behind a friend and sexually stroke her or his shoulders and slowly go down to the elbows while whispering "Get ready..." into their ear. Their reaction is hilarious
@TheGreatMushroomWar, I also tend to fallow that up with calming saying "after years of therapy you will recover"
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, *follow, sorry
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, Oh...I make it worse by calmly shushing them and then saying "It's okay..." and then I slowly move my hands down to the person's waist and move them forward so it'll feel like I'm about to get into the crotch area while softly saying "just let it happen..."
@TheGreatMushroomWar, *lets it happen*
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, in high school I would grab my female friends by their asses...now I have to be monogomous so I can only do that to my gf...I miss highschool
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, Sometimes I sneak up behind my male friends and jack them off from behind. It's hilarious!
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, I used to do that until she hit me repeatedly with a foreign object
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, as long as she's not underage
@TheGreatMushroomWar, I would do that too only I say let it come naturally.
@Workaholics, She bats her hands weakly at me.
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, i love both of you.
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, you sure that's a friend and not the crush you can't win? That tactic seems to be failing btdubz
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, ...3way? o.o
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, you sound like my friend Megan. Megan, is that you?
@Zabs, Megan?? ...you mean the demon that looks like a younger version of that girl from iCarly?!
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, I on e ran and hugged my best friend to the point of squeezing her eyeballs out once when I saw her in the locker room, turns out she wasn't wearing any pants...
@Giorgio A Tsoukalos, I'm a straight girl and so is she...
@Zabs, nope, sorry. I'm felicity
@origamiguyljb, in your dreams hun.
@TheGreatMushroomWar, and NotMyFaultTheyreBig I have two frinds that mess with the bus driver and moniter by making sex noises while the bus backs up the look on there faces are priceless they both duck below the top of the seat so you cant see them one makes boy sounds the other girl sounds
@WTF IS WRONG WITH ME, That...is hilarious. I shall try this sometime
@WTF IS WRONG WITH ME, genius!
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A few weeks back I posted about going to the movies and dinner with an ex gf.. and you all told me to be careful and I should've listened. I have been defeated. We had sex that night twice. Fastforward to today. She just sent me a video of her and the mediocre drummer making out. Kinda evil I think
@DrGonzo12, The amount of whoremones that b*tch has is too damn high!
@DrGonzo12, send the video to her parents
@DrGonzo12, dammit. I just sent/wrote a whole damn paragraph and it didn't even send!! e.e
@DrGonzo12, doesn't matter had sex, but if she is your ex why do you care who she is boning
I call my best friend, since second grade, Black Guy. I don't even remember his real name.
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@Turbogoat, the dream shall forever elude us...
I just sneak up behind my friend and scream "PASTAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!" into their ears
My friends names are spark and storm and whenever one of them leaves I start stroking the other ones thigh and say "finally some alone time." If it's storm I'll say "dont worry I'll make it quick like lightning." And if its spark I'll be like "now lets see how many sparks we can make together." And when the scream or struggle I say"shhhhgg just let it happen"
I yell their name from about 50 feet away and then punch them when they get close.
This, is also a good way to have sex. If they start moaning, well...
My friend sometimes means in to kiss me, and I punch him in the forehead
I stick my fingers up my male friends bums
@walczakb, that doesn't make your comment any better.
@YouNeedADictionary, fun new game: say first in such a way that you dont bury yourself in downvotes! Ouch that hurt my dignity...
First day we met in 8th grade: Name. 9th-10th: Dude/Bro. 11th-Racial slurs all around( I'm black, he's white) 12th grade:Slurs continue with the body contact, meaning him grabbing my ass in the middle of the hallway in front of his girlfriend.
My sister touches my butt when she sees me to purposely make me feel awkward T.T
Whenever I am mad at people I call them bud. Like ill say," bud, you need to shut the h#ll up, or your gonna get sucker punched
Ill just walk up behind someone and slap them in the head then look away when they ask who it was then point to the nerest person thats not me by the way i do hit girls lighter im not abusive its just hillarious
My best friend calls me Frank (thats not my name) and i call her Stan.
Hi-Res really means business
Or use code names