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@Common White Girl, my favorite kind
@Common White Girl, through the chest?
@Common White Girl, you,... I like you
@Common White Girl, through his heart?
@Common White Girl, through the southern region
@Just a doctor , hahaha if only.
@Gullible Man, lol gullible man likes a common white girl
@Common White Girl, through his penis.
I can't cook if I get a boyfriend who expects me to cook then I guess it's noodles and bacon every day.i can only make noodles and bacon.
@Clitoris, so clits can cook now, eh? Why won't my vagina help me with my housework then?
@Clitoris, fine by me
@Clitoris, meh good enough although I like bread crumbs.
@peppridge farms,because you're a dick
@Clitoris, I'm hoping my nonexistent girlfriend doesn't find out I can cook...
@Clitoris, you should pull a Plants and just comment your username. oh the upvotes.....
@Clitoris, you could just have him eat out.... :D
@Clitoris, if you cooked me bacon everyday I'd be happy.
@TheDarkPenisRises, dat username
@Clitoris, That's all you need to cook.
@Clitoris, and the problem here is....?
@TheDarkPenisRises, why do I feel like our usernames are perfect
The fastest way to a man's heart is with a knife
Ohhhh. So alot of people are going to be deaf in the future.
@WATC, I don't know why you were downvoted, I thought it was funny
@Not him again, Thank you. I tried my best.
@WATC, "what?"
Any woman aiming to please me via my stomach is aiming TOO DAMN HIGH
I'm partially deaf in my left ear, and my boyfriend does make me waffles every day... I wonder...
Umm no you better get on those knees..... and scrub that floor. Guys love cleanliness.
@Craigslist, totally thought you were going another way with that whole "get on those knees" business!
@Adalongwong, [insert Simpson's "that's the joke" meme]
So we dont have to hear you nag
@The Tallness94, my dad nags more than my mom. Chill on the estrogen man.
@Clitoris, i meant no offense... much. But moms tend to more than dads in most cases (to my knowledge)
@The Tallness94, yeah I know. I was just pointing out that my dad nags more.
@The Tallness94, shoot! My step father is so naggy and anal about stuff, I wonder if he is pms-ing everyday.
The way to my heart is by my head.... In my pants
Woops I must have opened "pointless facts pics" instead of funny pics
oh thats why im deaf right now...i thought it was water
They stuff you full of food then complain when you don't listen. They don't realize they made you deaf.
Dem jelly rolls
7/16/13 0630
What was that? I couldn't hear you over all these calories I'm consuming
Make him a peanut butter and cheese sandwich with butter, and hair and secret " never leave me" powder.
We don't need to get the elderly hearing aids, we just need to take away all their food. Problem solved.
When you drink to much alcohol, it actually reduces your ability to care about what you hear.
@Not him again, not me I don't give a f either way
@Clitoris, I didn't know my ex girlfriend used this app
@Not him again, XD
Now you won't hear me kill you.
Ba da dum dum da, I'm deafing
@Sergeant, deafining*
:D
Well supposedly there is a detour.