Plot twist: he works at the police station
@A Wild Penis Appears, Plot twist, she's just wondering if he knows the location of a landmark to make his path easier.
@A Wild Penis Appears, Plot Twist: Works by breaking the rocks.
@A Wild Penis Appears, dat username
@A Wild Penis Appears, fvck u m8
Lol. I was in the car with my grandma and she asked me, "So. How many colored kids are in your school?" Awkward...
@Osama, at least your grandma said colored
@Osama, OMG that's even funnier because 1) your grandma said colored, and 2) your username is Osama!
@Osama, mine always says ne****s and ni****s -.-
@Osama, plot twist, she's black.
@Osama, plot twist: you're a coloured kid
@Osama, no lie that is exactly what my grandma asked me one time!
@Osama, "too many"
@Osama, My best friends grandma calls me "the black girl" whenever I come up in conversation and I'm not there
Did she mean black, red, yellow, Paki? or all?
Yeah it's right next to the grave yard. You've made reservations there, right?
That kids is what we like to call racism.
That's something my grandma would do
Grandma:"Everyone is here because of my vagina." Nurse: "but there's no one here, your family died" grandma:"but you're here" nurse:"I'm just a side effect of the heavy medication you're on. I'm not real" this has no point I'm just trying to depress you like good ol C&H.
Wait... I didn't know men ask for directions
Today was a bad day...
"All the people in this room are alive because of my vagina"
@88 Fingers Eddward, I came.
Is it just me or is that a neck tattoo?
Is that a neck tattoo?
Totally worth it.
More like KFC...