Those lights look dim. Looks like they'll have to call their erectrician.
@You lose the Game, Asian Guy: "I don't get it"
@You lose the Game, not sure if boner joke or just Asian
@You lose the Game, I hate you for your name
@N3v3rm0r, Well I hate you for your name!
@UGOTTOPCOMMENT, hey guess what? UGOTTOPCOMMENT!
@You lose the Game, I'm not sure if I am too stupid or just Asian.
Sorry guys, I don't know how to English.
@UGOTTOPCOMMENT, no really someone explain it to me.
Necrophilia in reverse
@Susan Dinglefondle, Die Hard with a Vengeance
Cumming to a theater near you.
This takes "I have the weirdest boner right now" to a whole new level.
@The Hebrew Hand, fun fact: if you die standing up or on your face, you will die with an erection.
Looks like rigor mortis has set in.
Morgueing wood. That's the best I could do
You know this actually happens, it a condition called Angel's Lust when a male dies (on their front though) and all the blood flows their and also penis. It swells up the penis to make it look 'hard'.
I'll bet $50 he died at Hooters
Or live long enough to see yourself become a pervert
Here he cums Heaven.
Die Hard 2: Die Harder. Didn't know it was possible.
Plot twist:its a woman who dies from a stab wound
I hear its a good day to at least.
He died pitching a tent
I bet this is most down voted comment. FIRST Y0L0 SWAG
@Pinkamena the killer, and here we see the swaggot in its natural habitat, notice the need for attention
@Tenac, I apologize. You probably thought that was immature of me. You see, I have a habit of doing little behavioral tests on people to see how they react and get a better view of how they work. In hindsight, I could've just looked at some yolo lovers comment and seen the reactions, but what's done is done, and thank you for your reply.
I'm eating chicken noodle soup.
When white people die they get rigor mortis...what do black people get?
This happens when you hang a man--not kidding
Die hard part..... I lost count theres too many
Cumming soon to DVD near you
Can't blame him
Live hard die harder
If u die facing down with a boner, you will not lose that boner till you are flipped right side up again, the more you know
This is literal
With a vengeance, if u know what I mean (diarrhea)
Or you can just turn on some Justin Beiber
Rigor mortis, to the MAX.
Is it just me or is it kinda far forward?
Plot twist: This man was impaled by a structural metal shaft after a helicopter crashed into a building and blew out the wall. Before dying, he told his fellow soldier to, "Go on without me, kill Makarov!".
That's how I wake up every
The all new DIE HARD CUMMING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU YOU you you you
This just brings me back to clerks.
This gives a new meaning to rigimortis...
@Father Time, *rigor mortis