Well im more of a drippy faucet kinda guy *Slowly sits down*
@Scary Thoughts, Oh my. *slowly stands up* I'm in the wrong room. *slowly walks away*
@Scary Thoughts, Youre not alone. But don't worry, plenty of people in this community are ive seen it with my own eyes!..er well my camera..
@Scary Thoughts, shooting blanks
The pressure in the pipes ain't as high as it should be?
@Scary Thoughts, wut
@Scary Thoughts, it's you it's invalid chicken in the witness protection program im so happy please comeback
@upvote fairy, How did you find this post
Unless she's a squirter.. Then it's more like a sprinkler.
But a watched pot never boils...
Turn it on. Make it hot. Boil that water
Oh yes, because women can only orgasm in the kitchen, where their suppose to be.
@Dragon Blade, I can't live with such a mistake! *kills himself*
@EnthusiasticShorts, I think I laughed a little too hard.
@EnthusiasticShorts, I can't believe that she allowed that water to boil over
@Leonidka9, Her allowing that water to boil over is another form of me allowing her to teach her a lesson. It's a math thing.
@EnthusiasticShorts, yeah but you can only pop a cork once. You can boil a pot over and over and over....
@EnthusiasticShorts, have fun never getting laid
@EnthusiasticShorts, excellent observation, points!
Me = Vulcan Volcano
reminds me of the waterfall meme
Women better get an orgasm over cooking pasta because that's where they belong! (I've accepted most girls will down vote but I love you all)
Funny pics sucks huge hairy balls. Ifunny is the best funny app on the iPhone. Period. I mean, comon people. Ifunny has GIFS!!! Lol this comment is going to get so many thumbs down but it's the TRUTH. W/e, haters gon hate
@61ymmot, with any hope you won't get any thumbs at all because this comment deserves no attention whatsoever. Such an obvious attempt at obtaining attention will hopefully go largely unnoticed in that regard, but have fun fishing!
@61ymmot, fvck you
@61ymmot, we don't take kindly to you type if people in this neighborhood...
@61ymmot, you have gifs? Well. We have funny.
@The Devils Advocate, this is the first time that I managed to get the most likes for a comment on a picture and yet I still don't get top comment. Huh.
I don't get it o.o
@EnthusiasticShorts, I disliked your comment in the hopes that it would no longer be top comment... I guess it worked :)
I dunno... I can squirt just like a guy
What did I just see.
Fun fact sperm travels at 22 mph when leaving the body
Makes sense the women's orgasm analogy is a kitchen utensil.
I'm a man and I wish I came like a corked wine bottle
What really riles me up are titty sprinkles!! Oh my!!