Grandma.. Is that you?
When grandpa comes in... ALL THE B!TCHES FALL!
@Buttholemilk, then they call Life Alert.
@MACWE, "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" "You need to stop being so old!"
@Buttholemilk, I first read that without seeing the "fall" o.O
@Buttholemilk, and they cant get up
@MACWE, I'm SOOO sorry!!! I accidentally downvoted your comment... please forgive me and take this comment as an upvote. *bursts into tears*
@Buttholemilk, OOOH SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Luckily he has chosen a home with viagra vending machines
@girlfunny, if not its like shooting pool with a rope
@OnThePot, or "a limp noodle!" - Nutty Professor
There I am in the purple next to him! I never learned his name but he sure did rattle my insides!
@Your Grandma, *rustled your jimmies
Get it Grandpa!
To bad it would be like shoving an earthworm down its hole.
He's not old, he's experienced .
"i'd give a f*ck, but I gave it to your grandma and her three friends last night." *skateboards away*
STD's are actually very common in nursing homes from all the old people sex... The more you know!
Man, what a lady killer. Or a beaver destroyer. Whatever you prefer.
This joke is funny because it implies that the grandfather will be around members of the opposite species, and will have lots of sexual intercourse with said females.
B!tches probably want dem dates
Did anyone else think of the WKUK's Old Folks Home song?
@IWillShowMyselfOut, lol, you read my mind, bro.
@The Templar, haha I'm just glad that I'm not the only one.
Living the life
They must turn into Gollum when they ran
COMMA SPLICE. AAAAAHHHHH
From the window!!! To the wall!!!!
till the meds drop down these walls!!
Make all these grandmas crawl!!!
Like shooting pool with a rope
Plot twist: they are his long lost sisters.
What the hell! That's my grandma directly to his right, looking to the side. She better not be cheating on grandpa!
I think invalid chicken is jaden smith because I was going through the random section and that's what Sam sung a songs name is now ( and chicken was Sam sung a song ). Am I stupid or can it be true?
D  \/ D
He's the retirement home pimp
He be pimpin
I believe that that comma needs to be a semi colon
Retirement homes are sex palaces that are filled with STDs
Grandpa gets all the bitches.
Hugh Hefner, the WAAAYYY later years.
Thug life: The Golden Years
Plot twist: they're actually she-males.
THIS JUST IN: Hugh hefner Dates in his age group. Witness says, "about time!"
Absolute cunt destroyer
he gets all the ladies
I don't always get to comment first, but when I do, it's a retoast