How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, 1 to screw in the lightbulb and 1 to hold the ladder so the other one doesn't fall and get hurt
@Anti Joke Anthony, I don't know what I expected.
@Anti Joke Anthony, Oh my god I made a comment on a Hungry Hungry Hippos pic earlier and it was "Hungry Hungry Israelite Hippos".
@Anti Joke Anthony, really confused until I saw the username.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, Oh my lanta! I accidentally down voted your comment! I sincerely apologize, for I meant to up vote you.
@CharmlessFish, YOU STUPID DOWN VOTING PIG-DOG! I FART IN YOU'RE GENERAL DIRECTION! YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATHER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES!
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, Is it bad that I laughed, up voted, and felt happy that you acknowledged me despite the fact that now it's tad smelly over here now?
@CharmlessFish, Well I'm happy that you're happy about laughing and upvoting which made you happy that I acknowledged. Embrace the smell, man.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, Uhm. *tries to process* *mind explodes*
@CharmlessFish, I'm just a normal dude, no need to get excited over me replying.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, Yes I know, but I'm sort of newer, and really anyone replying would probably make my day. c:
@CharmlessFish, Hey, I've been here for like half a year and I still get excited when people reply to me. It's always good to talk to people.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie, I agree. I'm thinking I might comment more now since it seems a whole lot less intimidating. I shall join the community more and thrive! (Well, hopefully.)
@CharmlessFish, May your phone rose up to meet you, may the funny be always in your comments.
@TheAlGoreSortOfHipie,Thank you, I will try my best to not disappoint!
@Anti Joke Anthony, how many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Six: one to do it and five to make t-shirts
Give me your mana from the sky*
@El Commenter, oh my god I just saw that in the random section
@El Commenter, silence young one. You shall eat when the merciful gods rain down the white mana.
@El Commenter, your wish is my command.
*violently gives marbles*
@Anal Invasion, *violently liked comment*
@Anal Flute, *violently notices all the anal names*
@Anal Invasion, *peacefully wonders why everyone is so violent*
He wasn't waiting for the white mana to rain down
What's with these hungry hungry hippo's pics?
@Ironman, all one of them?
Patience, and the mana shall rain from the sky
They must be the white mana that the merciful gods have sent down from the heavens
Does anyone else remember hungry hungry hobos?
Not until the gods in the sky rain down the white mana
Community I need a ruling: is it ok to up vote your own comment as long as you don't down vote everyone else's? Obviously I like my comments, so I up vote them. I need a ruling. Please.
@Jmck1234, do whatever the f*ck you want
@Jmck1234, yeah, that's cool.
@Jmck1234, it's like masturbating its ok if you do it to yourself, just don't rub it all over everyone else...
@Jmck1234, it's fine as it's not something like "first!"
Woah, just take it easy man!
@Drake BeII, only once, use any of the other thousands of quotes
did u know almost 100% of hippo bites are fatal?
Silence young one! We will eat when the merciful gods rain white mana from the skies!
Yeah I'm pretty sure everyone in this pic is dead
That hungry, hungry hippo can gobble my marbles any day.
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Hungry. Hungry. Hippo.
Hey guys watch this!
Hungry Hungry Hookers!
Don't fvck with honey boo boo unless you have a snickers.. actually the whole box
Other hippo: "He has two! Between his legs!"
"Father, im ever so hungry. When we will we eat again?"
Feeding time b1tch!
Kids today will never know how hot it is inside one of those
@The Trolling Stones, inside of what?
When hungry hungry hippos attack