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@Frampt, what is S&X?
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@Not So Scary Mike, he meant S&M
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@MACWE, Ya that makes sense.
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@Frampt, uve found a glitch in the matrix
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@Not So Scary Mike, a creative way of saying S3X in a creative way. Sorta like "fvck" Using "3"s are too easy.
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@Frampt, Ahh sex. Yes sex. Sex is good.
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@Frampt, How would you turn your computer on? o_O
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@Frampt, gloves, people. Touch the computer with gloves.
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@Frampt, You are the future
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Cannot relate, gay.
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@Dumbledalf, not sure if actually gay, or just said that to prove a point...
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@Dumbledalf, you still won't be able to hug your mom
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@FoobzDaGoop, that made me feel awful, I haven't hugged my mom in awhile
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@Private Joker, Actually.
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@Dumbledalf, Whoever downvoted you must be from Indiana
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Brain doesn't even pause to think about this. Bye bye, computers.
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@Colin Kaepernick, exactly. It's the difference between looking at boobs and touching them. I know that sounded extremely pervy but that's a good analogy
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@conspiracy keanu, I like it
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@Colin Kaepernick, Quits using computers, still can't get a girlfriend.
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Easy for me, 'cause I'm bi
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@Wrestling Quotes, bi bi Ms. American Pie
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I'm gay so I'll rather never touch someone of the opposite sex
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Well, I've never touched any of the opposite sex anyways, soo...
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@McLovinn, born of a virgin father? Awkward
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I have to choose between losing my ability to screw around on the internet, or lose the ability to make contact with my girlfriend; my best friend and the most important person in my life. Seriously, if this is a real conflict for you then you need to rethink your priorities.
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@KidChameleon, exactly.
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@KidChameleon, PREACH!
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@KidChameleon, For some people the computer IS their girlfriend.
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I'm a fvcking hormonal teenager. Fvck computers. I prefer reading my porn anyway.
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@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, able to relate on so many levels...
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@squirtledix, lol
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Well... I'm a lesbian, so...
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The upsides of being gay.
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Good thing I'm gay.
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Must be an easy decision for gays
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Annnnnnnnnd I'm gay
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well im gay so im good to go :)
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"Why not both?" *Crucified.*
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And just like that I'm gay
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Haha, opposite sex "again." You flatter me Funny Pics
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@Rip Riley, I'm sure you touched your mother on the way out of her womb.
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Can't relate. Lesbian.
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@Jamals Girlfriend, JAMAL IS A WOMAN??!
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One has porn, but one IS porn....
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I use my phone more often. So computer.
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@TheDoctorWho, smartphones are also computers
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Glad I'm gay
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Never touch a guy again. Easy.
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Well I am a lesbian so....
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Computer cause u can always use a tablet or smart phone
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A high end sex dolls would solve this dilemma
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Never said laptop
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@UNICORN RAPTOR, oh because a laptop isn't a computer?
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Is that even a question? I would never give up touching bitches I'm the middle linebacker for BMS for God's sake
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Great just like that I'm gay
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Technically we never touch things if you take it down to the subatomic level.
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Ah the wonders of being gay *trolls away into gay sunset*
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Never touch a person of the opposite sex because I'm actually a girl and lesbians are apparently hot.
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A great reason for being bi. I can pic computer and still be with some cute girls ;) haha
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First, just because your wearing gloves doesn't mean your not touching it, so that strategy doesn't work. Second, anything that fits into this definition is a computer : one that computes;specifically : a programmable usually electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data. So that rules out phones, iPods, video game consoles, beepers, calculators, walky talkies, GPS', radios, TV's.
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I'm Jerome, Jamal's brother, I am at the bar.
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7/23/13 1530
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Well, there's the smartphone, iPod touch, tablet, video game console... so opposite sex.
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@Your underwear, all are computers too
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Computer. You can have someone else use a computer for you, it's hard to have someone use a sexual partner for you
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I choose to never touch the opposite sex, because with a computer I can touch myself to people of the opposiye sex
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@awkwardboner, but it also means you can't shake a women's hand, or hug your mom
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Well since David Cameron's about to ban loads of porn in the UK...
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Hmm...I like snuggles and I love my computer...guess I'm getting the Ryan Gosling pillow
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hah. I'm pansexual. if anyone else knows what that means.
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@purkun, You have a d!ck and a kitty.
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@Not So Scary Mike, not really. I just don't care the gender of the person I date. what you're thinking of hermaphrodite
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@purkun, oh Ya.
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I'd rather have my computer because I can touch myself to the opposite sex with the computer
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Opposite sex? Who needs the opposite sex when you have mr right and left following your every wish
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An
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You strait people have no power here
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Haha glad I'm gay
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Is it me or is the comment section gettimg really fvcked up and pervy
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It's alright everyone they didnt say laptop which no one qualifies as a computer
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Do u have to think about it really
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Only the sith deal in absolutes
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Just be gay. Problem solved.
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Never touch opposite sex ... Jokes on you guys I'm gay.
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iPod b!tch
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What if you are gay?
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I'm lesbian so it's ok if I never touch a guy
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Computers have porn... And fleshlight orders...
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Easy. Never touch a computer again. Ill just use my phone.
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Gloves, people. Touch the computer with gloves. Problem solved.
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If a computer means THAT much to you, you've probably never touched anyone of the opposite sex anyways.
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I'm too much of a computer person.
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@Wrestling Quotes, same here so we both win :)
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What if they were a transvestite?
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It never mentioned laptops, now did it.
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Computer. No one ever uses computers anymore anyway!
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Who would give up the opposite gender? This is about as mind blowing as the fact peanuts contain but based products
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Oh well we still have our hands
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Eh, computers are for nerds, girls computer
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Anyone watch vsause? We don't touch anything on an atomic level
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Plot twist: I'm gay.
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Well the computer itself is pretty easy to avoid... Turn it on with a stick and don't use laptops. Then the keyboard and mouse don't count as part of the computer. Problem solved.
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A computer- I use my iPod and phone way more
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Computer as I can use my phone
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It's ok, I can use gloves on my computer
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Never touch computer again I still have my phone
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Meh, I'll just be a lesbian.
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@Frampt I like the way you think...
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Yeah gonna have to go with never touching a member of the opposite sex again since I'm a lesbian who has a phobia of human contact so I only ever touch my mom and girlfriend anyway.
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That's completely fine for me.
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I'd choose the computer and then just wear gloves whenever i want to use it.
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WRONG! The opposite sex can touch me. but I just can't touch Them
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Looks like we're in for some cybersex
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Just use your phone
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Never touch computer again, I never really use it anyways. I have my iPhone :D
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Definitely opposite sex...
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Much rather not touch a computer again, now an xbox might be a different story
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Easy never touch computer again
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You just can't answer that
I'd choose the computer. I almost never touch a computer, the only things I touch are the keyboard, mouse, and occasionally the case. Plus wearing a latex suit is a lot more detrimental to S&X then it is to gaming.