I'd choose the computer.
I almost never touch a computer, the only things I touch are the keyboard, mouse, and occasionally the case.
Plus wearing a latex suit is a lot more detrimental to S&X then it is to gaming.
@Frampt, what is S&X?
@Not So Scary Mike, he meant S&M
@MACWE, Ya that makes sense.
@Frampt, uve found a glitch in the matrix
@Not So Scary Mike, a creative way of saying S3X in a creative way. Sorta like "fvck"
Using "3"s are too easy.
@Frampt, Ahh sex. Yes sex. Sex is good.
@Frampt, How would you turn your computer on? o_O
@Frampt, gloves, people. Touch the computer with gloves.
@Frampt, You are the future
Cannot relate, gay.
@Dumbledalf, not sure if actually gay, or just said that to prove a point...
@Dumbledalf, you still won't be able to hug your mom
@FoobzDaGoop, that made me feel awful, I haven't hugged my mom in awhile
@Private Joker, Actually.
@Dumbledalf, Whoever downvoted you must be from Indiana
Brain doesn't even pause to think about this. Bye bye, computers.
@Colin Kaepernick, exactly. It's the difference between looking at boobs and touching them. I know that sounded extremely pervy but that's a good analogy
@conspiracy keanu, I like it
@Colin Kaepernick, Quits using computers, still can't get a girlfriend.
Easy for me, 'cause I'm bi
@Wrestling Quotes, bi bi Ms. American Pie
I'm gay so I'll rather never touch someone of the opposite sex
Well, I've never touched any of the opposite sex anyways, soo...
@McLovinn, born of a virgin father? Awkward
I have to choose between losing my ability to screw around on the internet, or lose the ability to make contact with my girlfriend; my best friend and the most important person in my life. Seriously, if this is a real conflict for you then you need to rethink your priorities.
@KidChameleon, For some people the computer IS their girlfriend.
I'm a fvcking hormonal teenager. Fvck computers. I prefer reading my porn anyway.
@NotMyFaultTheyreBig, able to relate on so many levels...
Well... I'm a lesbian, so...
The upsides of being gay.
Good thing I'm gay.
Must be an easy decision for gays
Annnnnnnnnd I'm gay
well im gay so im good to go :)
"Why not both?" *Crucified.*
And just like that I'm gay
Haha, opposite sex "again." You flatter me Funny Pics
@Rip Riley, I'm sure you touched your mother on the way out of her womb.
Can't relate. Lesbian.
@Jamals Girlfriend, JAMAL IS A WOMAN??!
One has porn, but one IS porn....
I use my phone more often. So computer.
@TheDoctorWho, smartphones are also computers
Glad I'm gay
Never touch a guy again. Easy.
Well I am a lesbian so....
Computer cause u can always use a tablet or smart phone
A high end sex dolls would solve this dilemma
Never said laptop
@UNICORN RAPTOR, oh because a laptop isn't a computer?
Is that even a question? I would never give up touching bitches I'm the middle linebacker for BMS for God's sake
Great just like that I'm gay
Technically we never touch things if you take it down to the subatomic level.
Ah the wonders of being gay *trolls away into gay sunset*
Never touch a person of the opposite sex because I'm actually a girl and lesbians are apparently hot.
A great reason for being bi. I can pic computer and still be with some cute girls ;) haha
First, just because your wearing gloves doesn't mean your not touching it, so that strategy doesn't work. Second, anything that fits into this definition is a computer : one that computes;specifically : a programmable usually electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data. So that rules out phones, iPods, video game consoles, beepers, calculators, walky talkies, GPS', radios, TV's.
I'm Jerome, Jamal's brother, I am at the bar.
Well, there's the smartphone, iPod touch, tablet, video game console... so opposite sex.
@Your underwear, all are computers too
Computer. You can have someone else use a computer for you, it's hard to have someone use a sexual partner for you
I choose to never touch the opposite sex, because with a computer I can touch myself to people of the opposiye sex
@awkwardboner, but it also means you can't shake a women's hand, or hug your mom
Well since David Cameron's about to ban loads of porn in the UK...
Hmm...I like snuggles and I love my computer...guess I'm getting the Ryan Gosling pillow
hah. I'm pansexual. if anyone else knows what that means.
@purkun, You have a d!ck and a kitty.
@Not So Scary Mike, not really. I just don't care the gender of the person I date. what you're thinking of hermaphrodite
@purkun, oh Ya.
I'd rather have my computer because I can touch myself to the opposite sex with the computer
Opposite sex? Who needs the opposite sex when you have mr right and left following your every wish
You strait people have no power here
Haha glad I'm gay
Is it me or is the comment section gettimg really fvcked up and pervy
It's alright everyone they didnt say laptop which no one qualifies as a computer
Do u have to think about it really
Only the sith deal in absolutes
Just be gay. Problem solved.
Never touch opposite sex ... Jokes on you guys I'm gay.
What if you are gay?
I'm lesbian so it's ok if I never touch a guy
Computers have porn... And fleshlight orders...
Easy. Never touch a computer again. Ill just use my phone.
Gloves, people. Touch the computer with gloves. Problem solved.
If a computer means THAT much to you, you've probably never touched anyone of the opposite sex anyways.
I'm too much of a computer person.
@Wrestling Quotes, same here so we both win :)
What if they were a transvestite?
It never mentioned laptops, now did it.
Computer. No one ever uses computers anymore anyway!
Who would give up the opposite gender? This is about as mind blowing as the fact peanuts contain but based products
Oh well we still have our hands
Eh, computers are for nerds, girls computer
Anyone watch vsause? We don't touch anything on an atomic level
Plot twist: I'm gay.
Well the computer itself is pretty easy to avoid... Turn it on with a stick and don't use laptops. Then the keyboard and mouse don't count as part of the computer. Problem solved.
A computer- I use my iPod and phone way more
Computer as I can use my phone
It's ok, I can use gloves on my computer
Never touch computer again I still have my phone
Meh, I'll just be a lesbian.
@Frampt I like the way you think...
Yeah gonna have to go with never touching a member of the opposite sex again since I'm a lesbian who has a phobia of human contact so I only ever touch my mom and girlfriend anyway.
That's completely fine for me.
I'd choose the computer and then just wear gloves whenever i want to use it.
WRONG! The opposite sex can touch me. but I just can't touch Them
Looks like we're in for some cybersex
Just use your phone
Never touch computer again, I never really use it anyways. I have my iPhone :D
Definitely opposite sex...
Much rather not touch a computer again, now an xbox might be a different story
Easy never touch computer again
You just can't answer that