A list of things I don't like: Waiting in line, paying a fine, going to Paris and seeing a mime, receiving "k" texts, failing math tests, a bad singer who thinks he's the best, bad storytelling, angry people yelling, people calling my phone because of something they're selling, a slow walking pace, things in my personal space, and, lastly, A TARANTULA THE SIZE OF MY FACE
@Doc Seuss, OMG THIS COMMENT BROUGHT OUT MY CHILDHOOD THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED ON THIS APP
@Doc Seuss, NEEDS. MORE. THUMBS!!!
@Doc Seuss, I wish I had 100 thumbs for you
@Doc Seuss, ... I love you
@Doc Seuss, ohh ho ho you think you can ryme? Well this time you can get in line. I'm the best thing on this app since that pron picture back in 08. Masturbate, I'm coming... For you Seuss. Now how bout you hop back on your caboose....
@Doc Seuss, I did not know you were rhyming until I saw pace, space, and face. *facepalm...
@Doc Seuss, there's no need for an explanation with the bad singer part. Though this can explain many, I think we all know you only had one person in your mind when writing this: justin bieber
Whoops! You said he. Just. Noticed that part. Forget the justin bieber thing
@TheRapper, Dude, calm down. There's plenty of room for us both in this town. But if you're going to be an aggressive and cocky little b!tch, then I've got just the right bat to swing at your pitch. Your comment is repulsive, your rhymes convulsive. Your words are not thought out, and frankly, they're impulsive. I'll give you a chance to apologize, and please do. Because if you don't I can make a mess out of you. Don't try to match wit with me. I'm busy, you see. I don't have time to argue over something so petty. One last thing regarding your crap... I listen to jazz. I don't even like rap.
@Doc Seuss, Does this have a specific rhythm to it you had in mind? I can't quite seem to find the right flow to makr it what you thought it was to me. Still good though.
@Doc Seuss, round 1- Doc Seuss 1, The Rapper 0
@Doc Seuss, oh I see you like jazz, how about some more gay with that pizzazz. Your rhythms are well thought out I'll give you that, but when this is over you'll need a mat to cover up the splat and spray of your lyrical murder, might even need a hazmat for my sick spits and girls ass claps. Now I think that you realize, that it is you who needs to apologize.
@Doc Seuss, epic rap battles of history!!!
@Doc Seuss, K
@Doc Seuss, Can you please just do this more often? I love to read them! Bonus points for creativity!
@Doc Seuss, the size of your SCREAMING face...
@Dr Henry Jekyll, why hello Dr. Cox
NOPE NOPE NOPE! *Violently gets on broomstick, grabs Hermione, and leaves Earth*
@Ron Weasley, weird... Didn't see one of those comments coming... *gets ridiculed himself for using common comments too*
@Ron Weasley, you had me at Hermione
@Ron Weasley, But you've already dealt with those spiders
@Ron Weasley, what about harry
@Ron Weasley, wingardium leviosaaaaa
@Ron Weasley, good thing your brother is already dead
@Ron Weasley, you taking her to Pigfarts, Weasley?
@Ron Weasley, Ron, you have kids. Leaving them to the spiders, eh?
@Ron Weasley, Hey you get the fvck back here with Emma Watson!
@Ron Weasley, why couldn't it a face sized butterfly?
Welcome to Australia
@TheRapper, false. Australia has bigger spiders than a persons face!
@TheRapper, actually they are found in Sri Lanka! BOOM
@ILoveTWD, oh yeah I forgot Australia has spiders bigger than a face.
*lies down, tries not to cry, cries a lot
*waits for a comment about someone burning the tarantula or saying nothing to do here*
Can I at least still kill it with fire?
Tarantulas, Tarantulas, Everybody loves, Tarantulas. If theres just fuzz, Where your hampster was, It's probably because of Tarantulas!
Well time to get charizards, lots and lots of charizards
Dang it Stephen, this makes me feel haribo!!!!
In other news, There is a sudden urge to leave earth
@Ron Weasley, NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE *grabs broomstick and Romelda Vain and leaves Universe*
Its called the Goliath bird eater. Your heard right people it EATS BIRDS
Still not as scary as a sloth moving 20 mph at you
@Ron Weasley you should head to Pigfarts, Rumble Roar will protect you.
Why is this news? The Goliath bird-eating spider of south America can get as big as a dinner plate. (those are the big plates.)
*waits for a comment about how this show is hilarious*
@Unhappy Happy Pill, this show is hilarious.
@Poothie, I see what. You did there
The pour soul who they tested this on. *sobs mathematically*
Nothing to do here.
What's wrong with his face?
I had a tarantula once then it crawled in my mouth when I was sleeping it is true you eat many spiders a year
What is this show?
@Ssj5, The Colbert Report
They should name it nope
Welp, looks like I'll need more ammo...
Face huggers are real!
Or crying. I would accept just sitting there violently crying. That's what I would do.
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.