These are the best kind of posts
@brocode, they don't work though
@My Last Name, they sometimes do. Some make you even lazier than you think
@My Last Name, The CD one does.
@brocode, Every time there is a post like this someone says that and *boom* instantly gets top comment. smh
"Yes, I'll take... 10 condoms, a gallon of lube, these rubber gloves, and oh yeah, a birthday card!"
"remember to wipe it off before you stick it back in."
@napsfapsandcraps, that's what she said"
*Buys tampons for gf* *adds birthday card with it* not as embarrassing
Anyone else read supercook.com wrong?
@Mac111793, that said supercook? I have a problem...
@Tenac, we need our eyes checked. What did you read it as?
@Tenac, I thought it said "Mariner's Guide to Woodworking" and wondered why such a guide would give you recipes. Damn these cursed eyes...
@Word Nerd, super crook, thought it was a thief manual
I have m&ms, piss, and crayons. What can I make?
@iBoughtTheProVersion, A cake.
@iBoughtTheProVersion, An exact replica of a four-year olds room.
What would your excuse be for getting a large cup with medium filling?
@crying banana, The cup doesn't tip as much?
@crying banana, chronic fear of having a full coffee cup spill on you
@crying banana, that only a large cup fits your drink holder
@Ironmans Nipples, took to add cream
Why has the headrest never ever been thought of?
@TheRAPEist, how does one pull off a headrest exactly?
@Saint Swithin, usually there are buttons that release the headrest and allow you to pull it off
@ms cookiemonster, I never thought that could be useful until now.
Buys condoms with birthday card-
I always wipe it off before i put it back in.
Once i papercut the webs of my fingers to win a bet, had i known the chapstick trick i may not have cried for about 5 mins
@badluckdavid, You are one of the bravest people I have ever met.
I'm gonna try that banna thing on my halo wars. I hope it works for games.
I'm calling BS on at least half of these.
This was awesome until I saw the second to last one and realized I worked at Walmart. Now I'm sad.
Huzza for life hacks!
post more life hacks!!
I love how in the banana one it reminds you to wipe off the banana jizz. HA! Like I would..
You know guys, I just realized that in the advertisements in the bottom of your screen if you have the free version is that there are so many pics against Walmart and how bad it is yet there is an add for it!
Added to Favorites for future usage.
*tear* thank you
I have been using tip number #32 for the past five years. Gotta say, this was probably the best tip I ever got.
checks out 50 shades of grey, sex lube, a banana...... and a birthday card.
That's the first thing I will remember while I'm drowning inside my car
#31 that's what she said
I wish the delete voicemail thing would work with funnypics comments.
Life Hack #031, that's what she said
Ohhhhhhh... At first I read it as Supercock.com
I think everyone knows #29
Time to go buy The Lucky One on Blue Ray and a birthday card...
I think Misha should use www.supercook.com for cooking with West.
*Guy buys a condom and dildo with BD card* walmart lady: who that for? Guy: for my wife *doesn't admit his gay*...
the elevator one doesn't work :-(
So if i buy comdoms, lube, and a porno.... a birthday card will make it not akward *grabs keys*
#031 plot twist: your supposed to wipe of the banana before putting it back in...
Buy a happy 13th birthday card and a 30 pack of condoms…
Plus in Walmart you could be an extra in the next Hollywood horror movie
A disc and a banana, sounds like one hell of a night at home by themselves
WHERE IS 1-27
Life hack 31 observation- wipe it off before you stick it back in.
!!! SOMEONE told me that rubbing a banana over the scratches on disks to fix it! I didint belive them till now...guess il rub my penis on a disk
I think the walmart one is most accurate.
Wait banana peel on out off?
So I should buy a birthday card with my playboys?
Well now I can buy mlp without being embarrassed thanks stuck pixel
Why is the order going down from 39 to 28??
Birthday card plus tampons and/or condoms is still embarrassing.
#031 remember to wipe it off before you stick it back in... When will I ever grow up?
*in school* Aghh! I got a paper cut! Someone get me Chapstick! Hurry!
#031 that's what she said
I've heard that mayo on scratches on discs works just as well.
Instead of "supercook.com" I thought it said "superc*ck.com"
*buys 2 packages of tampons, lube, enough condoms to last the winter, and some roofies. Oh and a birthday card*
Last sentence on #31, That's what she said
#031 isn't specific enough.
Thank god im only 16 and can use these for the rest of my life.
That paper cut one. Where have you been all my life?
Ferb I know what we're going to do today.
I ate the Chapstick but the papercut still hurts...
@Mo Lester, Directions unclear, banana stuck in papercut.
But i work in Walmart:/
With my luck they'd underfill my coffee
I thought I was the only one who got nauseous while reading in a car. Weird.
In what world do you order a medium and large?? It's called Grande and Vente bitch!!!
*adds to favorites*
After reading the last sentence on #31 I laughed and thought, THATS WHAT SHE SAID...then read #30 and my eyes read owww supercock. I've got a dirrrrty mind today
Tampons, cold medication, chocolate, birthday card...
The last sentence of #031 is what my dad always told me when i was growing up.
The last one = buying condoms and a birthday card ...
Where is 27 - 1?
Lol the Walmart one
We need more of this.
*Adds to favorites*
SHOW THE OTHER 27!!
SHOW THE OTHER
I could have used these earlier
#029 is by far the best post here
But only the wolverine is immortal
Nauseated is how you feel. Nauseous is how the object makes you feel. Getting nauseated. Nauseous fumes.
Um, # usually sends your voicemail
I hate downloading these pictures cause they're impossible to read in the photo gallery.
Remember to wipe it off before you stick it in
Tampons and birthday cards, perfect combo
It's the year 2015 and we still don't have #1-#27
Im super tired and read it as supercock.com... I'm really glad I reread that before typing it in
#038 is false.
Hah, I'm in walmart right now
Last sentence, #31: Mr Bean face
*buys maxi pads with birthday card*
Your right @Brocode
Condoms and a birthday card...."happy birthday! I guess you are finally old enough"
My voicemails are just, so.. ok. Yeah. well, bye I guess..
Okay, let me just rip the f*cking headrest off the seat, which is bolted in with metal rods...
Good thing the headrests are nearly impossible to get out in my car.
Hahaha, no. Tilting your head when you feel carsick does not work..
I tried 34 (elevator one) and it didn't work :(
#36 but if it's turning yellow, floor that bitch
Nice reporting skills
I tried the elevator one. I was going to the fifth floor so i pressed all button to all the floors. It did not work...
So you buy condoms with a birthday card?
I just have to think people of Walmart and I feel better.
That elevator one could TOTALLY come in handy where I work. That'll be the last time my friends try to make me stop at every level..
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Number 33 should come in handy quite often.