How awesome would that be if you just always had a sniper guarding over you. Like, if some guy in an alleyway pulled a knife on you, you'd know your alright cause of your trusty sniper
@Private Joker, and than the knife guy's sniper kills your sniper.
@Private Joker, "Your trusty sniper"
@Private Joker, Jason Bourne works too..
@Private Joker, sure as hell beats a guardian angel.
@Private Joker, my boyfriend claims he has snipers aimed at anyone's head who talks to me so I guess you all should be jealous of me?
@Private Joker, But what about the knife guys sniper?
@Private Joker, unless he's not FBI trained, then he'll just miss and hit you
@Private Joker, But you said ALWAYS so whenever you are taking a dump while on funnypics or choking the chicken, he is always watching...
@The Comic King, "choking the chicken", oh god
@Private Joker, Peter Griffin: Go on...
@Private Joker, why arnt we funding rhis
@WTF IS WRONG WITH ME, double family guy... Approved.
@Private Joker, or if you had a ticking private joker
@Private Joker, yes it would be nice to be the president.
@Private Joker, wait, you don't?
Just a FYI to become a FBI sharp shooter you have to pass a field test of shooting a target at 200 yards and hit within the distance between the outer most part of your eyes! And any good sniper has a spotter and is neither that high up on his rifle, nor that close to his scope. Being that close results in a scope eye. So if that amateur is your idea of help from above, you sir are a dead man. Just sayin'
@The Coonass Cajun, Navy SEALs don't use spotters. They train to do both in the heat of battle themselves, so they don't waste a Seal as a spotter.
@Sgt Ditto, Lol, I was gonna say the same thing- just got done reading American Sniper. R.I.P. Chris Kyle.
@Sgt Ditto, I'm aware. My dad , is a ex-green beret. Back when my dad served, the live intel feed that they have now did not exist. Thus having the need for a spotter, who relayed commands to the sniper, and did the ballistic measurements, and calculated for the curvature of the earth, etc. Now even though seals are still brilliant fighters, technology has allowed them to work more efficiently, and in fewer numbers. Most of the weaponry you see on TV such as in future weapons, is decades behind what our troops are using now (obviously). But on a more forward note, does he even look like a seal? I'd say not, that to me looks like Hollywood, like when you see a some special shoot a enemy with one had on a pistol, it's just not how it works....
@The Coonass Cajun, SEAL* unless you're talking about some highly intelligent marine mammal.
@The Coonass Cajun, it's not that hard once you get it down, I take that shot on deer, pigs, and almost anything else that moves. But I've been taught how to do this my whole life(17 years), but to pic up a rifle and get that down in a year or even months. That's skill. Props to those awesome men and women doing this for our safety👍👮👏🚓🚔🚨👍👍👏👏👏👏
@The Coonass Cajun, @The Coonass Cajun, it's not that hard once you get it down, I take that shot on deer, pigs, and almost anything else that moves. But I've been taught how to do this my whole life(17 years), but to pic up a rifle and get that down in a year or even months. That's skill. Props to those awesome men and women doing this for our safety👍👮👏🚓🚔🚨👍👍👏👏👏👏
@The Coonass Cajun, 200 yards isn't that impressive, an amateur could do that without a spotter
@Crippletron, you wanna try? I'll give you a calculator and a 308. With a ballistic scope and watch you miss! You have no idea how hard it is! To trying hitting your mark within 2 inches with 10% elevation!!!!
@one the french women, I have too, but it's not at the precision they require. Anyone can get on a target at 200 yards, but can you shoot someone in the eye at 200 yards, having aimed for that exact spot? I'd put money on it that you can't.
@SelfUpvoterPolice , you can't tell how far away he is from the scope, or if he has a spotter, just saying
The only head I get is when I'm sniping.
@No worries, I got head for the first time yesterday. I wasn't disappointed.
Plot twist: Just a really cool looking peeping tom.
@Google Kingdavetunes, I laughed harder at that than I should have
Mine is god, because if you fvck with me god will smite sh!t out of you
Exactly. Jesus has a sniper
Am I the only one here who's best friends are pelicans?
God is my sniper
@Meowth, that's right!
@Meowth, nice to hear someone able to say that on here.
@Meowth, yeah you go girl! (you're probably a man but whatever)
Is there any other type of 'help from above'?
@CONALE, 2 snipers?
@CONALE, yes, but Apache helicopters are expensive.
@CONALE, air support
@CONALE, archer on the roof
@CONALE, Air Support, Care Package, Hammer Of Dawn..
@CONALE, definately not north korea's missles
@CONALE, Attack 'Choppers
Imagine 9000 snipers staying all of the roof tops, guarding you
My idea of help from above is a pave low chopper I got on a killstreak.
I know what movie this is from
If you worked in the Twin Towers, then what?
Mine is an Apache helicopter. Designed to kill things. All things
More Like AC-130 Inbound
Well you do know snipers get more head......
Anybody know what that zipper is for?
@Leftovers, In SWAT tactics, the man in front of you in the "stack" is the one who holds additional ammunition magazines. So when the person behind you is low on ammo, they reach into that back pocket. Your personal ammo is carried in the front or on the sides. Thus the zipper for the "emergency ammo"
Predator missle muthaf#cka!
Snipers... You gotta love em'