You have a cough? Let me see here *looks at webMD* yep, it's cancer
@MrFaceKickerMan, oh, you stubbed your toe? Cancer.
@The United States, Paper cut? Cancer.
@BananaHannah, Broken arm? Cancer
@MrFaceKickerMan, read the bottom line please. "Umm, g, t, u, p, w...d?" Just as i thought. Cancer.
@MrFaceKickerMan, listen, I'm not saying its cancer... But it's cancer
@MrFaceKickerMan, I actually thought I had stomach cancer. I had all the symptoms for it...
@MrFaceKickerMan, I'm not saying it's cancer, but it's cancer.
@Derpwaffles, Sneezed? SUPER CANCER
@MrFaceKickerMan, Slight headache? Plague.
@MrFaceKickerMan, perfectly healthy, cancer
@Ghost Monkey, Eyes itch? I'm sorry, he's gone.
@MrFaceKickerMan, Cancer? Just a scratch, don't worry about it.
@Private Joker, please drop your trousers and bend over... Now cough... Cancer
@NarwhalAssassin, The patient became aggressive upon receiving my final diagnosis, and has been screaming profanities since. May be suffering from mild delusions...
And cancer, definitely cancer.
Well according to this you are dead...
Yeah, if you could go ahead and keep these memes coming that'd be great.
Well...I'm not sure, but google says you've got cancer
@Dipper Pines, you got the joke wrong.
This actually happened to me. I broke my wrist and the guy who was meant to temporarily strap it was on google to figure out how to strap it. He ended up getting it wrong and when I got my proper cast I had to leave it on for a whole extra week all because of him.
"You have a runny nose?? Let's see here....yep, you have toe cancer. Oh, and AIDS."
I'd find a new doctor if I were you.
At least you know your diagnosis is from google though. Like if it is horrible. Then I'd prefer to have them do it on front of me than behind my back.
Your head hurts? Just a sec... Yep, you have a brain tumor
Sort of unrelated but if you could please everyone pray for my grandpa, he's is the hospital and having horrible heart problems and is now to the point where he can't even talk right. Thank you
I'm sorry you have cancer
I have no problem. I don't expect my doctor to know every medical procedures and diagnosis by heart
My psychiatrist does something to this effect sometimes.
Every Air Force doctor.
My Doctor doesn't use any of those things, just a weird screwdriver and a blue box. Can someone please explain?
I diagnosed myself using WebMD and presented my findings to my doctor who had been baffled to the point of transferring me to a different hospital and having six doctors trying to figure out what was wrong with me. I'm in a medical book somewhere because of my rare case. All thanks to ME doing my own research.
I only comment because I want Smokey to tell me that only I can prevent forest fires.
Plot twist: Patient actually does have cancer.
Oh you have cancer? It's cancer.
Get a new doctor ass hat
I just realized this guy is not will ferrel... Brb I need to rethink life
@Peacemonke87, WHAT!?!? If you didn't know that this is Bill Lundberg from Office Space then you definitely need to rethink your life.
My story: this one time I went to the doctor I had little bumps in my hips and some down my leg. I told him that it might be scabies because they are spreading. He tells me that I'm probably just allergic to something. The next week I come back, and he tells me it is scabies( now that the freaking thing has spread across my body -___-). Worst week ever!I have a new doctor now.
Go to college for 8 years.. Learns new things every day
Ya....I'm pretty sure this has never happened to me....because if webmd already told me I have cancer why pay someone to tell me the same thing?
Yup, angry birds can run in this room