I bet she used a poke flute to wake him up too
@DocterKilroy, he better have a burn heal
@DocterKilroy, I read that as "poke" flute instead of "poké" flute.
Why are all the comments about him not having a girlfriend
@HappyCommunist, because who misspells 'mom' so horribly
@HappyCommunist, you must be new here
@HappyCommunist, because everyone on the internet is a dick.
@CorbinDallas, nope, I've been here for quite a while
@HappyCommunist, well everyone knows, about 99.9% of people on the Internet will say the same thing, his girlfriend is Palm-ela
Jill doesn't count...but in all seriousness pokemon x and y looks cool
@Robert Browney Jr, Soooo... What version and what starter?
@Robert Browney Jr, I always count.
@LeedleLee, I want x and hopefully the fire one gets a cool evolution if not croakie if im saying that right
@The Jill, im sorry baby see you tonight said the game in the photo
@Robert Browney Jr, Cool I'm getting both with the starter Froakie in x and Fennekin in y
@Robert Browney Jr, It's been confirmed you can ride some pokemon, customize your character, and go into a nintendogs-like view and pet and play with your pokemon. You can also ride down banisters on your rollerblades. And get this: you can sit on BENCHES. BENCHES.
@Robert Browney Jr, Y AND FROAKIE, MOTHAF*CKAAAH!!!
@Robert Browney Jr, I am soo getting Fennekin in X. The game itself looks amazing! :D
@Robert Browney Jr, also: did anyone else know they're based on a norse myth?
Silly... He doesn't have a girlfriend.
@Stanley Yelnats, Just because you don't have one doesn't mean he doesn't...
@Stanley Yelnats, it's his fleshlight. Now shut up and keep diggin!
@Stanley Yelnats, I happen to know this guy and he is in a very serious relationship with his girlfriend Palmela Handerson
@Stanley Yelnats, I loves the holes book
@Thursday, Who wants some onions?
@Thursday, I just got one of those.
@Thursday, not sure if you're getting up votes because of the joke, or the holes reference...
@Cowsezcwak, why not both?
@Thursday, *starts mariachi band*
I'm tired of seeing comments saying that the only good generation was the first one and stuff like "the original 151 ftw!" ... I've been playing Pokemon since Gold/Silver and I've liked every single game after them. I'm looking forward to Pokemon X/Y as well. F*ck me, right? /end rant
@Azuride, That's not really a rant to me, but maybe it's because I concur.
@Willy the Free Whale, same
@Azuride, They are all good but the best is generation 3, then 1 in a close second. X and Y looks amazing. I'm gettin Y! Yveltal here I come!
Hey guys, here's an off topic comment. I just met MACWE on Omegle. He said to tell you he said hi, and that Colin is "showering". Have a nice day, and bye bye.
@asmb100, Looking back now, I got trolled. Darn.
@asmb100, I don't have omegle...
I really don't want to be mean or anything but he's really set himself up for this one. He's even wearing snorlax colors!
I really don't think he has a girlfriend.
@Krewkatziol, i'm large (fat and tall), nerdy/geeky and I have a girlfriend so I could believe him.
He has a girlfriend? Yea right....
@Pretty Pink Vagina, Umm, we can attract a woman, as impossible as it may sound
That banana thing in the background
He probably looks like a crazy person yelling at his right hand.
@MACWE, What if he's a lefty?
@Willy the Free Whale, no he is a pro he is both handed
@Robert Browney Jr, ambidextrous*
He has a girlfriend?
Oh god a snorlax!
I will train you, guy in been T-shirt and together, we will take on the Pokemon league
Hehe... His girlfriend is probably a female trainer he made.
Girlfriend =\= cute girl. Just sayin.
Wait, he can get a girlfriend but I can't!? *puts gun to head*
@TryHardNinja, *second gun* IMMA NEED TWO GUNS FOR THIS ONE OuO
You don't stop playing pokemon because you grow old... You grow old because you stopped playing pokemon.
Carl's funny, but he's such a d*ck.
@Pkmn Professor, Carl who?
@ProcrastiNATEor, that's this guy in the picture's name.
@Pkmn Professor, alright
@ProcrastiNATEor, Carl Ludwig Sherburne
You'd have to use thrash 3 times in a row though...
For those of you who haven't heard of him before he actually does have a girlfriend
Hey everyone, I've had this app forever but never created an account until now. I'm honored to join the community
@Bad ass Brian , wazzaaaap
I honestly think that guy is living in his moms basement...
Bîtćh please I would use dig hide from her than hen she least expects it. Bam I scare her.
You don't stop playing pokemon because you grow old... You grow old because you stopped playing pokemon. :)
@That Arab, i love your words
If you look closely you'll see he has two girlfriends. He's waving them in the second frame.
NO ONE CONTROLS GRIMLOCK!! *Turns into Dino mode and destroys multiple buildings*
@GrimIock, Shut up kid or ill punch you in your head! Hehehe
I started laughing and yelled "YOU DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!"
What's your girl friend's name? Righty I'm assuming?
I don't think he's quite evolved into garydos yet, hes at most level 19.
Is there a way to know the number of top comments you have?
This guys got a girlfriend? Seriously?
Hey just to let u guys know bad luck Brian has YouTube channel now called Bad Luck Brian
She must of got him from a bad trade
I remember the first time StuckPixel did more than one update in a day. I was so happy my wife knocked on the bathroom door and asked why I was crying.
You have a girlfriend
Dat awesome moment when u realize you've been playing real racing 3 all day and haven't checked funny pics in hours...
@J Boogie, aaaand... I'm disappointed
His "girlfriend" is right there on the stairs (fleshlight)
I continued through the asylum and found that the pattern on the floor had changed, the tiles were a different color, almost like a yellow brown, and the tiles were smaller. I noticed that every few feet there were drains on the floor. I looked up and around and saw lockers where I assumed scrubs and other gear was stored. I put it all together, and made the conclusion that I was in the morgue. The drains had been strategically placed to allow for the draining of blood on the floor. A truly haunting thought.
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Didn't know they made talking Flashlights now.
If you click the previous button there's a whole mess of new pics
Pssh what girlfriend?
NOBODY KNOWS WHO THIS GUY IS? SERIOUSLY? IT'S CARL LUDWIG SHERBURNE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
Your girlfriend is correct.
@CynicalSir, but I didn't know blow-up dolls could talk.
You're all mad because he has a girlfriend and you don't.
That banana on the left.
I dont think he ever actually had a girlfriend
He has a girlfriend? How the hell has he got a girlfriend and all I have is a cat!?
Girlfriend?... is that a new pokemon?
Then she released him
That banana in the back
Guys bad luck Brian has a YouTube Chanel!!!!!!!
I thought he was a girl at first by looking at the selection screen. . .
How the h*ck did he get a girlfriend?
He used belly drum