"Today, this girl came in wanting to sell her boobs. But first, I gatta find out if they're real or not."
@Living Things 5, So I called in an expert to check them out.
@Fetus Scrotum Licker, I actually called in two buddies of mine. Their names are left and right hand ;)
@Living Things 5, "let me call in a buddy of mine. He knows much more than I do."
@Living Things 5, ... Ok these check out, what do you want for them?
@Living Things 5, I read it in his voice.
@Living Things 5, let me call in an expert. "CHUMLEE"
@Living Things 5, "write em' up chum"
@Fetus Scrotum Licker, "CHUMLEE!"
@Living Things 5, #Bestcomments
Gamestop: the best I can do is $9
@Modern Waffles 3, more like $0.50
@Modern Waffles 3, Why is your comment perfect?
@Modern Waffles 3, after you've had a game for a while, $9 is actually a good trade in value
@Modern Waffles 3, *9¢
@Modern Waffles 3, in store credit.
@Modern Waffles 3, *$2.67
@Modern Waffles 3, I don't see anyone complaining when they sell brand new games for half price for a few trade ins....
@Modern Waffles 3, if you think you're getting that much you're crazy.
First let me call up my buddy who's an expert in armed robbery, then we can talk.
Those guys are such pricks. "Hmm, this item is worth $10,000?.. Ill give you $123.. Itll take months for it to sell... Im amazed im even offering you this amount for it."
Anyone else think that without chumlee this show would suck?
Has anybody wondered why those shows have innuendo in their names? Pawn Stars, Hardcore Pawn Star...
No... just me?
The expert said it was worth $20,000? Hmmm, the best I can give you is $6
@SmellyPBJ, you gotta understand, it'll be hard to sell. It will probably be sitting on the shelf for a year, the economy is bad, and I don't even know who'd want a piece of Louis XIV's personal engraved toilet paper.
@ScaryMikeScarinMikes, nailed it.
The Robber is either a penis or very nervous
My family loves this show!
Im actually watching it now
If i give you all of my money, i will be losing money- rick
History Channel sucks dicks now
@Sergeant Hartsock, I wish they would show more historical shows like they used to but at least the shows they show now have something to do with history. Like I love learning about the history of these items that people bring into the store. It's not like MTV which has just absolutely nothing to do with music anymore sadly.
Actually I hate this show now. He once only gave a guy about $100 for a 1952 Les Paul Custom guitar. BULLSH*T, THAT GUITAR IS WORTH MORE THAN MOST SPORTS CARS!
I always see it as "P0rn Stars"
Does he look like a hotdog to anyone else
None of this was adding up. I decided I should call someone and at least get their opinion. Should I go in? Then the grim reality reminded me that it was now about 2 AM. All of family and friends were asleep. Maybe not Cris, but he was mad at me. I contemplated going in, and paced back and forth at the idea.
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Let me call up my expert on things I own
That robber looks like a hot dog.
Listen, you don't want my money, here, replica model of a US Civil war sword, yours for $50.
*Ancient aliens guy* "Americans"
This is the best show ever. The end.
Shouldn't there be a gun shoot noise in that last frame?
Rick has a guy for everything. Ever notice that? Like some dude tried to sell them a jet and Rick's like "Okay we'll I've got a busy who can actually fly this thing for us and tell us all about it." How many people does he know?!
@Cat Lauer , He's been in business for 30 years, and it's Vegas. There's a lot of experts on a lot of subjects available to him. Over the years they've become friends so he has a buddy for everything.
@ScaryMikeScarinMikes, Ha yeah I know it's really not that surprising. For some reason I just thought That episode was funny. Lol