And little bears "porridge" tasted juuust right
@PineappleLiger, why must you help stuck pixel in ruining my childhood...
@PineappleLiger, wow! You you just HAD to pour your "porridge" all over my childhood, didn't you!
@PineappleLiger, oh dear god didn't she eat the mother and father's porridge as well?!?
@Laser Shark Robot, now my porridge is all over my iPod. Thanks guys. Needed that.
So he wasn't the only one eating her?
@crying banana, OOOHH WORDPLAY!!! OHHHH I give you props and an up vote
Wouldn't that be a awkward dinner conversation?
@crying banana, OOOHHHH YOU ARE JUST ON WITH THESE COMMENTS!! HERE TAKE ALL MY UPVOTES!!
I just dropped my phone on my face
This is more of a scumbag bear
It's alright concessions bear, we've all been there
@Haha made you look, you actually didn't make me look. I looked completely by choice.
Plot twist: Goldilocks is Thor
@Google Kingdavetunes, weird plot twist but I'm flexible
@Google Kingdavetunes, Fun fact: In Norse mythology, Thor had to dress up like a girl to fool some people who stole his hammer. It's...a loooong story. I don't remember much of it. Norse mythology isn't my forte.
@SimonPetrikov, he was dressed as the bride to be to one of the frost giants, and he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for his red eyes. Then he just killed everyone. Or something like that.
@PineappleLiger, He was impersonating Freya, right?
I turned around and dismounted my bike, and stared at the building in awe. On the front of the building was a green text, the same green that was used on this historic part of town in Van Ness. I was nearsighted, which meant that I need to wear my prescription glasses to see far away. I reached in my pocket and realized that I had left my glasses at Cris’ house in my hurry. I decided that I would have to get a closer look if I wanted to read what it said. I was way too enthused to simply call it a night on that note. I had to at least read what it said.
Read more at http://www.creepypasta.com/tag/based-on-a-true-story/#hcVc24UDS2kfWAyW.99
I lost 17 pounds this summer. You could call me an expert on being skinny.
Why i mean why ima maul your ass
Concession bear just mauled my childhood.
I'll bet she loved little bears "salmon"
Weirdest boner right now..