@Best Rating, how is it over 5 stars?
@UMR Engineer, Recalculation
Faxes came in wrong from Malaysia..fixed fax machine, and got a beeper. Up to date.
@Best Rating, Recalculation
A dove from Guam and smoke signals from Persia came in presenting new figures to be calculated into equation.
@UMR Engineer, *facepalm*
@Best Rating, whoa deja
@Best Rating, whoa déjà vu
@Best Rating, your rating system is no longer relevant sir. My sincerest apologies
Why are we not funding this?!!
@misanthropy, if you sign up for Gympact they charge a fee everytime you skip the gym and distribute it to the ppl that went.
@misanthropy, Damn, you beat me to it.
@AwkwardGayMan, I'm gonna go call Bill Gates and get this show on the road
@AwkwardGayMan, actually some police forces in Canada are starting to use something like the go pro attached to their uniform.
$30 a month for the gym isn't so bad
Brilliant ideas I say!! Just brilliant!
@The Irish Man, agree! But I read your comment in a 'Red Bull' British accent instead of an Irish accent.
@The Invisible Man, Glaswegian?
@The Invisible Man, Now that I have read it again, I too am reading it in a British Accent. What is wrong with me....
Anyone else here who will be able to use more twitter characters?
@Bystander, yes. 200.
Scary Mike has posted a new story on his blog. It's about dolphins. There are pictures.
@Scary Mike, this intrigues The Invisible Man.
@Scary Mike, Meow.
@Scary Mike, This definitely intrigues Willy the Free Whale.
@Scary Mike, i sense rape. I am interested.
The cop camera would be interesting. That way the general public can see the crap we put up with. On a note, a lot of us use cameras. They are mostly to protect us from frivolous lawsuits.
@Joe428, i'd like to see the camera thing so we could see all the "innocent" people being harassed by the police
@Joe428, I think it's a violation to have every moment recorded. It could be so easily abused.
@Joe428, yeah but then criminals could see where every cop in the area is, and act accordingly
@Joe428, I was being sarcastic. I just find it ironic that people like to put cops under a microscope and let politicians (for example) run amok.
I would watch the rich kid of Philly and would deffinetly go to the movies to see both sides.
Most people in Twitter would only get about 10 characters
@UselessFacts, most of it would say "I like rocks"
We need funding for this! NOW!
I would definitely watch the Fresh Prince of Bel Air part deux!
As a police officer myself, I have no problem with a camera. But the people I come into contact with may. Or the people who's homes I enter. Rights..... Everyone has them.
This is a future I would like to be a part of
Why are we not funding this?
A next/prev. button that always works
Yeah but...when I'm hammered drunk I'll just flip over the Capri Sun and put the straw in the bottom.
@TheAntiHistorian, or just cut off the top
@ImTheSheUrLooking4, Or rip it open
I approve of reverse ebay.
That last one with will smith sounds brilliant.
I would definitely pay to see a Voldemort movie.
@Pepperidge Farms, II think the entire star wars saga from anakin/vader's p.o.v. Would be more rpic
Bucket of rocks, I'll take 20
I thought a "happy"horn is a brief honk, and an "angry"horn is a longer honk....
Nickelodeon would probably ruin the last one
The none of the above election thing actually exists in a certain state (though I forget which)
*claps* The people who thought of these, you will be able to tweet a lot.
If you like the idea of the movie with 2 versions, go see Lovelace.
We should also gather the dragon balls and wish Morgan freeman so be immortal.
No. Morgan freeman will never die. I refuse to believe it.
i think a mind erasing device would be used for more than just being able to reread books
You are the future
Instead of making Morgan freeman say every word in the English language, what about every syllable? It seems a lot easier. It would be like a Morgan Freeman Vocaloid.
But Morgan Freeman can't die, he was God--wait, NO, he IS God
I'd erase part of my memory so I can experience The Last of Us again.
I had an idea for the the two sided movies for years. But if done they need to make is so whichever sell better goes on to hae more movies. And the hero/villain gets a new person to fight against. They would get a movie and whichever is better moves on. The goal is to try toget your favorte hero or villian to be the best 5 timed in a row.
WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!
The movie idea is fantastic. I'd love to see Loki's side of the avengers story
Why are we not funding this.
The go-pro ones a little messed up, that's a little too much invasion of privacy
@Dumblewhore, your name offends my childhood...
I don't think I would erase my memory to reread Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants
Somebody give this man a d*** medal.
The gym idea is actually pretty good
This has been on tumblr for so long...
Why are we not funding this?!
The last one is the best. I love jaden smith!!!!! o_O
Reverse ebay should be called yabe
This is more…"Genius Ideas that are Borderline Crazy"
I like them all but the last one, his son can't act
First time commenting even though I have been on here a long time love this post 10/10
I need the book one. Like really, ive read Harry Potter too many times (I still love the series)
I for one think the go pro idea is great.
Why aren't we funding this?!
Why arnt we funding this!
The Morgan freeman one is stupid _
Why arent we funding this?!
Why aren't we funding this?!
Yeah most of these are retarded. Basically the second one is the only one worth looking into. Oh wait it's called Craigslist. Welcome to the Internet where ignorance spawns "brilliance"
Why are we not funding this?
Captain Underpants!! I use to read those comics so often!
Isn't the reverse eBay just like Craigslist?
I like it, apart from the last one. I love will smith, but damn does jaden suck.
I would never be able to drink again
It would be the perfect world.
This guy should be president
I've come from the future. It's July 30th, 2016. Some of these exist. :)
The choosing which side wins one would destroy any tension as you know who's gonna win when you buy the ticket.
I can't fit my thoughts in 36 words or less on twitter
Who ever did this, you da real mvp
I was on board until the one about Jaden smith
in India there is a none of the above option but even if the majority is NOTA they won't hold reelections
The police go pro thing is actually happening in Toronto. And many other places. Cops are going to be required to have a small go pro style camera but smaller. And their tech guy will be able to tell if they shut it off
The second one shall be called "yabe"
Sweet! I could type more on twitter.
Capri sun in elementary school? I'm a senior in highschool, and it's still my beverage of choice
I can't decide which movie I'm watching then.
The accountant teaching athletes one made me laugh the most. Just because I'm an accounting major in college
Edible staples. I call that one.
If that's the case, I'm going to have to pay the gym 365$ each year
This guy needs to be President
Me no gusta cop and election jokes.... Shut it down
With the twitter one I'd get 4 extra characters, not that exciting.
Captain Underpants? 5 stars
For the two versions of movies: Make two movies based on Skyrim, with one being from the Stormcloak point of view, and one from the Imperial point of view.
Romania has vodka in juice box containers
A treadmill that hooks up to your computer. The faster you run, the faster download speeds would be and better performance would be for 4x the amount of time you ran.
With the Twitter one, I'd lose 4 characters. I ain't even mad.
@Photo Finish, I'd gain 2 characters.
The gym idea is dumb what if you are sick?
The Morgan Freeman one needs to happen
that erase part of memory thing would be great for removing spoilers you heard.
I was disappoint when they spelled re-held "rehealed"
Hell, I can't get the straw in a Capri sun sober!
The Two Sided movie idea is Genius
The rest of the world should know about these! Lets get Morgan Freeman to read them out loud
Yeah, because Captain Underpants was such a great book.
Will's son lived in Chicago before he was the karate kid... He's probably street smart
Literally my favorite post I have seen on here in a while
Yeah captain underpants!!
Rock skipping idea is awesome
I feel like if the election one came true, elections would go on forever.
I like the one about the morph suits!
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Went yo Puerto Rico for vacation and their is caprisun type pouch alcohol every where. The brand is gasolina I think, it's very popular
Oops I disliked meant to like also I can't get the straw in the hole sober so I'm not sure it will work
The Morgan Freeman one is by far the best.
The eBay one is stupid and would not work
Actually, "Flags of Our Fathwrs" and "Letters from Iwo Jima" did the two sides of the movies thing
Genius ideas that are borderline Crazy*
Mind officially blown
The Capri- Sun pouch alcohol exists. Google "Gasolina Urban Blends"
@misanthropy, go back to ifunny.
My friends and I ordered morphsuits for each of us as our halloween costume and wore them at school... At the exact time we made appearence in the hall the director came to forbade us the wear of the wask and asked to cover our thigh. The day wasn't as great as we expected. :( we were around 14 guys. it was an amazing day even if we had restrictions!
Why are we still funding cancer and aids research when we could be funding beneficial stuff for society
Captain underpants FTW
Or you can have people make Morgan Freeman into what is called a Vocaloid. It's not exactly for talking, but if someone were expert enough, they could make it.
ha! if I got the same number of characters on twitter as my IQ, I'd still have exactly 140. that's actually hilarious..
In Maine last year there was a candidate that died but his name was still on the ballot and so many people hated the other guy, they voted for him and a revote was needed.
I agree with maybe half of these
Full disclosure on investigations makes it harder to interrogate suspects
Most people would get less than a 100 characters
Uh, let's see. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes.
Yes. Martin Freeman one. Yes. ...not to his death, but Martin Freeman-narrated-documentaries.
I personally think Benedict Cumberbatch's voice is better than Morgan Freeman's.
Any else go to high res before even attempting to read the text?
the microwave one exists already
Most were good but I'd owe thousands of dollars to that gym.
Why is the rate now "like" or "dislike". I liked numbers more
That awkward moment that you actually get more tweets....
Shame I don't use twitter.
The microwave one has been done. they used a rapberry pie.