Why is there a floating head and hands holding a shotgun? WHERE HAS THIS MANS TORSO GONE?!!
@Penelasaur, I'm sure I can top that.
@The Invisible Man, I have a hard time believing that.
@Penelasaur, just open your eyes at 3am tonight.
@The Invisible Man, Aye aye capn
@Penelasaur, III CAAAN'T HEEEAAAR YOOOUUU
@origamiguyljb, AAYE AYEEEE no.
@origamiguyljb, jk bby I luv u 5evar
@Penelasaur, that took me way too long to understand...
@Penelasaur, he reminds me of Dwight Shrute
There is not one part about this man that I don't love.
@Demented Fred, i dislike his two distinct eye brows
@Demented Fred, the five-head man.
@Demented Fred, Be careful what you say. What about his ... shotgun? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (hopefully this face doesn't explode cause of its weird characters - it's the Lenny face)
@Demented Fred, I'm not feeling those sideburns man
How did he manage to steal Scary Mike's glorious mutton chops?
@Pepperidge Farms, What if scary mike is just a sophisticated redneck? Oh who am I kidding. Please don't hurt me master mike sir.
@Pepperidge Farms, plot twist: that IS Scary Mike
@Pepperidge Farms, You're Pepperidge Farms you should remember this!
Jus' a na der' day in da swamp. I shawt a gay ter once, but den dis crazy ole saleman cam oout an ask me wut du hell am I du in. I says I was huntin dem geen gay ters over der. I tol him dey don run like duh oters du. He tol me i was crazy and tu get out be fo he called duh cops. But I was tu busy huntin dem gay ters so I jus shawt em tu an den wint an see if I coul' fine me some of does cock o diles in dat dem pawkin lawt. It wa a gut day in de swamp.
Judging by his expression, I think he shot more than just a turkey..
@Gay looking man, dose amazing sideburns
That explains the number of people I saw running out of Walmart
Plot twist: That IS Scary Mike.
I have done that a number of times
Pretty sure I've seen this same joke only with an old guy.
I've also shot a number of turkey's in the frozen food section.
Douchebag steves dad