Just retract them and gives them a lil scratch
@Slimlite, " easy.. easy"*accidentally engages claws* "AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!"
@Slimlite, retract the balls?
@Slimlite, or just lop em off since they'll grow back. Either way, problem solved.
How do guys itch their balls? Wouldn't their fingers get caught on their wrinkles or do you guys go in the opposite direction? I dunno... I've always wondered.
@Miranda Kerr, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? (It's like itching your forehead when your frowning(and how do you know there are wrinkles...))
@Miranda Kerr, they're wrinkles. Do you also ask how old people scratch their faces?
@Miranda Kerr, Scary Mike uses a meat hook. Scary Mike has very good hand eye coordination...
@Miranda Kerr, pinch and roll, that's all there is to it.
@Skizshot45, Oh, um... Colin.
@Scary Mike, Miranda Kerr would find that to be very painful for Scary Mike, if he had an accident.
@Miranda Kerr, you rang?
@Colin Kaepernick, Explain to this young man how I knew that balls have wrinkles...
@Miranda Kerr, Porn. Obviously porn
To quote Miranda Kerr: "@Colin Kaepernick, I'm more than fine with that! I'm a freak between the sheets, even Scary Mike would be scared. Can you handle that? ;) "
@NarwhalAssassin, Lots of porn.*
@Colin Kaepernick, Huh, that was months ago. You looked must have looked hard for that. It's very true, though.
@Miranda Kerr, I didn't have to look long. I have a good memory.
@Miranda Kerr, I don't know if I should've but I laughed so much at this comment string
@Superflyer2, Glad we could make you laugh. This amused me greatly, too. It was a serious question though! :S
@Miranda Kerr, All the porn*
This would be funny if he wasn't able to retract them.
@Killer0Ape, Should've been a photo of Edward Scissor Hands.
@Killer0Ape, It would have been funny if his ENTIRE BODY wasn't made up of adamantine or whatever, so that means his testicles are metallic too
@XxKlrKoalaxX, False. Wolverine's body is normal except for his mutation. The adamantium is simply his skeleton and claws, so his testicles are the same as a normal male.
@XxKlrKoalaxX, bones dude, bones
Finally my post is up!!!
And with that a large hand descended from the heavens and proceeded to scratch Hugh Jackman's balls for an uncomfortably long amount of time making him rethink his previous wish and yeah this may or may not be a run on sentence. Oops.
They will regenerate.
Has anyone seen The Wolverine yet? I'm trying to decide if its worth it to see it in theaters.
@Dead End, I saw it yesterday. It's really good, and make sure to stay after the first credits scene
@Dead End, it's a great movie slightly off the real story and the romance seems too forced but it's great overall
Ok thanks you guys are really helpful
@Dead End, I guess you could say... *puts on glasses* You were in a dead end *YEEEEEEAAAAAAH*
@Bruce Willie, well...there were others movies to see...but for the sake of the joke...yes. I was in a dead end.
Who scratches with their fists?
? Wolvie has balls of adamantium
He still has hands...
Just scratch them th- oh...OH
I know how that feels
He could just use the tip or side of the blade