[I look like Brad Pitt except taller with more muscles.]
@Solsius, I haven't seen you 'round these parts lately.
@The Invisible Man, Thats because I got a job and my best friend became my girlfriend.
@The Invisible Man, cant say ive seen you either
@Solsius, I look like Josh Hutcherson
@Solsius, dude congratulations!! I remember a while back I told everyone I finally got a girlfriend and u said something like forever alone or something along those lines, so good job!!
@Solsius, the sarcasm font has returned!! :D
@Solsius, dude(tte) you got both top comment s!!! congrats! have 2 upvotes!!!!
@Solsius, this has to be true, it's on the Internet
@Solsius, *slowly claps*
@Solsius, I hope you're not lying just because of this picture. If so, well played
@Solsius, Sky High
@The Invisible Man, I haven't seen you at all.
I play football for the San Francisco 49ers.
@Colin Kaepernick, I am invisible.
@Colin Kaepernick, I fly.
@Colin Kaepernick, I offer the best rating possible.
@Colin Kaepernick, I'm a teletubby.
@Colin Kaepernick, My best friend is a half demon child.
I'm a billionare.
@Nazam, I have a girlfriend
@Nazam, I'm a french model. You can't put anything on the internet that's not true
@Zacthemac, check and mate
@Zacthemac, I'm gonna chop off your hand and steal your girl from you
@Nazam, I got a dig bick
@Nazam, I clearly have a social life. *sobs violently.
@Oshen0, I have a six pack
@Nazam, I don't talk
@Nazam, I'm not a pedophile.
@Nazam, I can grow your pen!s to 14 inches with this one shocking trick
@Nazam, I didn't accidentally build a shelf
@Nazam, I'm a billionaire playboy philanthropist. Oh also, I'm Iron Man.
@Nazam, plot twist: you actually are.
@Nazam, I'm popular.
@Nazam, so what's your networth then?
@Nazam, I'm Jennifer Lawrence.
@Nazam, im clearly over the age of 17 to be on this app
@Nazam, I'm three hundred years old.
@Nazam, I have a whale and together we fight galactic crimals
@Shadows of the Moon, No no, that's me.
@Nazam, I'm Batman
Go to this totally legit link to get your free iPads. Oh, and there's also tons of singles in your area that want to meet you.
@FalconMK6, thanks man ill give you my credit card number and my social security number so I may receive these things.
Just go to any .gov websites, those are full of lies...
*pats his back* You'll learn soon enough kid... The next lesson we'll cover is Rule 34.
@Depsycho, No, don't !
I'm a deposed Nigerian prince
Buster Rabbit, have you been living in a cave your whole life? I bet you didn't realize I'm a successful bodybuilding, genius, huge cocked, billionaire with a ton of friends and loving family?
I neither batman nor Jesus
I really can use the shcwarz.
Porn isn't great.
My name is Carlos Danger
@Allonsy Allonso, my name is Jefferson flexsteel
@Allonsy Allonso, the mexican spy/pornstar
I have a life
"He said he was a French model" "bonjour" "see ya"
I know everyone hates these types of comments, but I just made an account after years of lurking and I just wanted to say that everyone here are legitimately cool, funny people with good taste in music and I hope you all know that you're lovely people :) cheers!
The internet has never lied right google?
I love everyone.
I beat Harry Potter in a fight.
Oh buster...you have a lot to learn about the Internet
I'm a whore
@PeachFuzz, I don't think you understand, we are telling lies here.
19 f usa horrrnnyyy
@Hodor, wait you can say other words?!
@Hodor, oh really?
Because you wouldn't lie, right?
I look like Jennifer Lawrence and I'm quite quirky and hilarious as she is. I also shoot out bacon from my fingertips.
[I am truly married to the Invisible Man.]
[ I'm short and stocky] haha suckers, that was the truth! :P
I am a bad girl.
Yes, yes I do.
I am the Prince of All Saiyans
I was watching this with my little cousin and the rabbit hybrid thing said that, so my cousin and my aunt where wondering why I was laughing so hard..
I killed fitty men
No. You can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true.
I'm a online gamer
They tell trolls too
This statement is a lie
I'm a man who likes long walks on the beach and hates getting friend zoned.
I'm Christian Gray. Are you not entertained? ;)
God dammut Buster Baxter go home your drunk
Oh /b/? Where are you?
I'm a French model bonjour