But... but fairly odd parents taught me little gnomes put dew on the grass does that mean...
@badluckdavid, so that's a yes
@badluckdavid, *rethinks childhood *
@badluckdavid, underwear gnomes do
@badluckdavid, she got gnomes
@badluckdavid, I dont want to live on this planet anymore
No we have morning I'm gonna punch your face if you mention anything about my morning dew again because that was supposed to be just between you and me, and it only happened that one time; like I said I have it under control now. You have now been enlightened.
@EvilTeddyBear, that was amazing.
@EvilTeddyBear, i love u eve
@EvilTeddyBear, lol what just happened inside my head
Well, morning wood is actually cause by the rush of blood through you body when or shortly after you wake. And dew, so to speak, is caused by arousal and such. So, in conclusion, no, girls don't have morning dew as far as I know. Repost by the way.
@Like A BossSirBeast, women do but it's much rarer.... Usually after a very ...special dream.
@Tehachopi, cut the censors, a lewd or erotic dream. We all have them.
@Like A BossSirBeast, Its caused by REM sleep, hince why it does not happen all the time. It has nothing to do with waking up, you (always I believe) get sexually stimulated in REM sleep. Now I heard girls do get morning dew but I also do think its more rare by far.
@Like A BossSirBeast, no, every healthy male has several erections while sleeping. It's basically just normal maintenance. This even happens in children who are too young to get an erection through arousal. Morning wood is what happens when you wake up during this maintenance.
@Like A BossSirBeast, okay people, my source of knowledge was wrong, can't we move on already?
@Tehachopi, mmm, best dreams.
Then what do transexuals have?
@Philip Blake, driftwood.
@Philip Blake, moist wood
@Philip Blake, 99 problems but a b...h ain't 1.
@Al Bundy707, Too lazy to write out the word "one," are we?
@All Three Teeth, *Slow Clap*
Most women wake up dry unless waking from a dirty dream, same for morning wood, I don't get morning wood from waking up, I start molesting my wife in the morning, then...
Asking this to a stranger is inappropriate apparently
Women do have erections. The clitorious when aroused gets bigger and harder due to the increase blood circulation.
Mine has morning make-me-breakfast.
I can honestly say I never thought about this until now
Morning dew sounds like a girl getting her period while she was sleep and the sheets now have blood stains.
No, we don't have morning dew; it feels more like morning water balloon until we make it to the can.
I am throwing up.
Bow Chika Bow Wow
Really no one said Do the Dew
do guy cum in the mornin? no should girls? no
I seem to wake up wet every day. I never remember having any dirty dreams... It's weird.
Nope we don't
We have nothing. The only good thing about being a lady.
My gf does...sometimes...
Repost..... I never forget.
Gross sounding, but true.
God Damn. I feel sick