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@PuffPinky, when I was in 7th grade I passed a table of boys from the grade above me and heard one say "If you could rape one girl who would or be?" I was really creeped out!
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@Eaton Tobias Eaton, even if they were kidding, rape jokes aren't funny
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@PuffPinky, I agree with you, though what if the woman is insane and she brings you to her house after a long night... Then you get accused for rape falsely.
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@ViktorKenteno, uh. Then you're the victim, not the rapist. And I will acknowledge right now that men are not the only ones capable of rape. Any person who can do such a thing deserves every evil and cruelty in kind
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@PuffPinky, Wait? No, I only mean that you could hit it off (you think) with a girl at a bar. Lets just say she was batshiz insane. You take it into the bedroom and end up in a hospital... How do you prove you didn't rape the woman. Just think about that.
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@ViktorKenteno, I'm not stupid, i knew what you meant. It might not be any help, but knowing you're innocent will be good enough.
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@PuffPinky, they deserve a hell of a lot more than this but this is a start. Definitely a start...
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@PuffPinky, the lady who invented this from SA. I'm from SA and it's scary how many woman are being raped here every day. Trust me, this device are totally necessary in this f-ed up country... I hate people who rapes
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@MomTheMeatloaf, oh, I believe it. I've heard plenty of horror stories there. It's heartbreaking.
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@PuffPinky, any joke can be funny here's one how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none they just beat the room for being black. That was worse subject matter than rape and it was still funny.
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@PuffPinky, screw u rape jokes r hilarious! Rape is terrible dont get me wrong im not supporting it and honestly rapists should be locked up for life but that doesnt mean it cant be joked about. That particular joke "who would u rape" is not funny but that doesnt mean that there arnt any funny rape jokes. Listen to george carlins bit on rape jokes and I gurantee youll think differently. Anything can be funny, it just has to be done right
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@PuffPinky, #bestcomments
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If I ever go to prison, I'm putting that in my butt.
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@CynicalSir, WIN!
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@CynicalSir, but then you'd be sticking that dildo-object up your butt. Is that a risk you're willing to take?
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@CynicalSir, my cousin just went to prison. I should buy him this...
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@CynicalSir, I prefer c*cks
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@CynicalSir, isn't that like being raped all day, instead of just your usual 30 minutes?
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@Conman33, it is insurance, but the butt sex is inevitable. It's silicone and not rigid. I'd rather have that than aids or jizz in there.
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@Brocode of Hammurabi, Lol. I doubt they last 30 mins in prison, but I would rather have silicon raping me.
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@CynicalSir, you can drop the soap all you want.
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@CynicalSir, first that's gonna hurt like hell second, they're already in prison you will probably get beat up for getting them in trouble.
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@CynicalSir, I'm glad you've thought about this LONG AND HARD. Ha! I'm sorry...
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@CynicalSir, I would drop the soap soo many times.
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@Conman33, better a dildo than the real deal
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@CynicalSir, if you don't wanna get shanked I'd suggest taking it
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@CynicalSir, you don't want to put anything in your butt.
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The comments I've seen on this pic have made me seriously worried about the male population.
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@MagicalNegro, and that is why I am scared to go outside
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Bit of a let down of she's been wearing that all day and doesn't get raped
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@Pointless Porcupine , I don't know whether to be supportive or mortified by that comment
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@Now You Do, why not both?
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@Pointless Porcupine , Well when you work dem polls all day I'd be happy it wasn't needed.
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It looks like a PVC pipe and a shark had a crack baby...
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Best way to be tricked into circumcision
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@Peter Parker, it would be a rip off for the guy though...
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@Peter Parker, and then some ...
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Well those fracking rapists deserve that
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Stuckpixel- why can't we see pictures automatically with hi-res. I've never heard anyone say "Oh how I wish this picture was in lo-res!"
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@MovesLikeSchwagger, yeah, they don't actually take any longer to load in hi res, there's just no point of low res
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Law and order SVU episodes would get interesting.
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*clutches penis*
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What happens if she forgets to take it out before her happy times with boyfriend.
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@Senor Teets, that would be hilarious!Like I'm so sorry,but what if I had been raped!
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Never pissing off my girlfriend ever again..
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Only rapists would be mortified
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@So Loose Buttholed, good.
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A new type of BDSM is on the horizon
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@Anoth, oh god why
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what girl is just going to walk around with that in her all day?
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@ryderb, one who lives in an area with a very high chance of rape.
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@ryderb, everywhere. You can be raped anywhere.
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@ryderb, she would probably only wear it to clubs or parties, or really any high risk places.
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@ryderb, Strippers.
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Hey look, that "why not both" thing actually works here. It not just someone using it to be cool.
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Scary mike... You have met your match.
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I am a girl and I crossed my legs _
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¿por que no los dos?
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This is what having sex with Courtney Cox must be like
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So what happens if she forgets to take it out before doin something consensual? LOL
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In the words of that little girl. "Porque no Los dos? Thank you for your time. :)
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Some down vote trolls are around( hides in a tree with a gun)
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Now that's how you discharge the D
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I find this highly entertaining. Just imagine the police: "Sir, have you raped anyone lately?" Rapist: "No..." Everyone in the room looks at the bloody penis... Oh and the downvote trolls are back. Everyone gets an upvote!
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I am aroused and scared. No raping today, Jimothy.
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Because every rapist is a man. -.-
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@HonestAbe, 86% of all reported acts of rape and sodomy are commited by men. Out of those, 25% felt what they did was fine because they had asked those woman/man on an date
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@HonestAbe, if it's a girl, it's not rape
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@Malorn13, yes it is you f*cking idiot. Everyone can get raped.
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@Glass Teeth, everyone can get raped. I was saying if it was a girl DOING IT to a guy it's not rape
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@Malorn13, What if it a whale of a chick or extremely ugly woman that raped you?
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@yokuyoko, doesn't matter, had sex
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@Brocode of Hammurabi, and even those stats are screwed. How many men do you think won't admit to being raped or molested because of society's views about how tough they need to be? Or I guess any reason lol.
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@Malorn13, let me write you an eighty thousand page paper on why that is utter bs.
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@Brocode of Hammurabi, key word there being "reported."
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@SpadesSlick, yes thats reason I said 'reported' because not all people report, but the facts are woman have a way higher chance of being raped, especially in third world countries.
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@AnythingButInvalid, yep reason I said 'reported'
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@Brocode of Hammurabi, whoops guess that didn't register lol
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@HonestAbe, the reason they have that is because in SouthAfrica, soldiers(which is predominately male) use rape as a form of warfare.
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@HonestAbe, if you were about to get raped by a woman just put it on inside out
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Instructions not clear enough, wore it inside out.
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@ToolOGT92, I just choked.
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@Cumslurper69, was It on cum
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This would be the meanest trick a girlfriend could do...
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For more fun, replace a friends condom with this. Laughs guaranteed.
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Worst joke a girlfriend could do...
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After reading this I held this face :O for about 3 minutes
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Bad luck Brian
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That would hurt like a bitch.
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Mommy what is this?...*puts finger in it*
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@Wolfbane, so your suggesting a childs finger is the same size as a grown mans d!ck??
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@Pointless Porcupine , yes
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You must get raped a lot if you consider wearing this. *grabs multiple just in case it happens more than once today*
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We should have something like this for guys. Like you put it on and when it gets, ahem, wet then it like injects the weirdo with herpes.
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@MayITakeYourHatSir, What if its a hot day and he gets sweaty and them BOOM you have herps now.
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Still not as bad as getting head from that last pic...
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I don't support rape and don't want to look like an asshole but no one ever considers how much it sucks to have such high testosterone levels to the point where you lose your conscience when aroused.
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@Nicky G, if this has ever happened to you, seek counseling. Because rape isn't about sex; it's about control. And the reason no one ever considers that is because testosterone doesn't work like that.
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@SpadesSlick, I beg to differ
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So what do you call a fat chick with one of these or with a rape alarm? Optimistic... sorry I'll let myself out.
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@Unkle77, yea you're not getting laid any time soon.
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@Glass Teeth, Depends on who's he trying for really.
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@Glass Teeth, are you a fat chick too?
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This device is a surefire way to get killed.
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You need to put pepper and bear spray in there then i will accept it
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Please explain why a rapist couldn't check for it before proceeding. I am for the idea, but wouldn't it be obvious for a rapist to check for it?
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@daweim0, well, if someone is trying to rape you, they would probably want to do it in a hurry before someone caught them, and not check for penis-destroying tools. However, if they did check, and find that thing, if they were smart they would probably let the person go so the rapist wouldn't hurt himself.
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What if the girl sets him up for a prank or something?
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As well as that would work, i think the bleeding of his pnis would spread any stds he has...
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Ok why would it have to be surgically removed. The dude would just have to become soft
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@wCARROLLav, the blades would still be stuck in his dick
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I'm supportively mortified
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@CynicalSir that was the funniest thing I have ever read
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Mortified means embarrassed.
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Femaleduks have developed anti-rape vags so male ducks developed d!cks that raped even harder
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@Nikola Goddamn Tesla, ...what the f*ck is wrong with you?
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@MagicalNegro, He's Nikola Tesla, what did you expect?
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@Nikola Goddamn Tesla, I have also heard about this. 'Tis true.
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@MagicalNegro, A lot of things. Also, I accidentally hit send and didn't have time to proofread, please excuse any errors.
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I wonder what @RAPE will have to say about this...
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We probably shouldn't fund this.
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@Pewdiepie Brofist, just...don't rape...and you won't get hurt??? Terrible person.
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@MagicalNegro, A little less violent
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#yourewelcome
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Why are we not funding this?
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Now, how the heck would you remove that...?
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*Cue Scary mike...*
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No but seriously every rapist should be hung by there toe nails and the victim should be given a .44 Magnum to "point where the rapist touched him/her."
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My brother asked me anime or or anime boys better I reply both then I realize it's basically the same thing
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Actually, girls can rape people too. Ever heard of a Strap On?
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But what if she forgets to take it off during a date?
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@Uranusisbig, if the guy finds it she could say she's been date raped before
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If it cuts the penis would it fill with blood, thus transferring HIV?
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I'm doing math.
Anyone who even considers rape deserves that, completely serious.