One time I won a goldfish at a carnival or fair and it lived for 2 years. I never fed it or cleaned its bowl. I named him God.
@TheBasedGod, has it died yet, if so how
@NONSENSE, "and it lived for 2 years"...
@TheBasedGod, that's like my fish. I got 6 at a fair 4 years ago. They were the size of a penny and now theyre each 3in long. Ive never fed them or cleaned their tank either. I named one Jesus and called them all it - they turned water into grime
@TheBasedGod, I got 6 goldfish one time from a carnival like three years ago and one died each day except for one. It's still living. I named him survivor.
@AcklePadaColli, he probably ate the other ones. Goldfish are cannibalistic.
@TheBasedGod, I don't know how that's possible, but I must say, you are a terrible fish owner.
@TheBasedGod, my brothers won some at a fair once and (while I was sleeping, cause I would have punched them otherwise lol) they added food coloring and stirred them...
@TheBasedGod, I haven't laughed at a comment in a while, well done
@TheBasedGod, I had a similar experience, except I named mine dynamite, and I woke up the next morning to find the bottom of the tank covered in goldfish scales. I guess he blew up? Or was eaten by the other fish in the tank.. Yea, probably that.
@TheBasedGod, I had a goldfish named Jellybean who lived for 4 years
@TheBasedGod, I won a fish at the fair 6 years ago and he's still alive and kicking.
@TheBasedGod, Maybe it ate all the scum and algae that accumulated in it's bowl and lived off of that?
@Ricky Sauce, gods dont die, sir
@Ricky Sauce, they live on in our hearts
@TheBasedGod, I won two goldfish once and gave one to my sister. We both fed it the night we got back. Mine was dead the next morning and her's lived for 2 years.
@TheBasedGod, PETA would be at your door in a second if they found out about this.
@TheBasedGod, I had a goldfish like that once... I won it at the Halloween fair in elementary school.... I named mine Susie though.
I had a fish when I was 8. It died while I was at my grandparents for a week. When I got back I asked how Bubbles was an my family just replied "oh he died."
@Dead End, those heartless bastards...
@Dead End, harsh
@Dead End, looks like he came to a *puts on sunglasses* dead end.
@Dead End, your name seems somehow very appropriate for the story. Also, sorry about the fish.
@Dead End, i guess u couls say it was a *puts on glasses* DEAD END, YAAAAAAAAA
@Dead End, looks like he met his Dead End. Sorry 'bout your loss,
@Dead End, Oreally? My goldfish was alive for 7 YEARS! I got the fish when I was 3 and it died when I was 10? Maybe 9?
@Dead End, I had a rabit from when I was 2ish till I was in 4th grade. When he died my parents did not tell me till the next year.
@Dead End, "but he tasted soooo good"
@Dead End, my childhood fish was named Bubbles too!
Thanks you guys. This is really much better than the daily therapy I've been going to!
@ProGamer629, ....or your parents just kept replacing it when it died. I am killjoy, hear me roar.
@MayITakeYourHatSir, I would watch that think all day. I was homeschooled and didn't really have much friends
@Dead End, you have such a kind family.
I had a fish once who jumped out of the bowl in the middle of the night and into the printer which then turned on. Let's just say the house had a funny smell that morning. RIP flippers
My oldest sister's goldfish lived for 7 years, until our sister came in from Georgia and said "That fish hasn't died yet?" 7 hours later it died. Then that same sister overfed my betta fish and I found it floating on his side. She also killed a lot of fish in a 10 gallon tank. :/
@Word Nerd, I guess you could say*puts on sunglasses* *cue starfish from finding nemo's voice* She's a fish killer!
This guys life seems to be going down the toilet.
@BonerPoIice, and down the drain...
My 3 year old cousin and I got fish at the same time. Mine died the first night I brought it home. I got another and it lasted a week. I've had Armageddon for about six months now and my aunt still makes fun of me.
This is such a touching story. The fish didn't want his owner to see him in his final moments. He wanted him to remember him while he was alive and healthy.
@Vriska S, that was before he started dealing Meth and became hIceberg
It was pretty sad. I felt a bit flushed.
@Oliver Queen, PUNPUNPUNPUNPUN
@Oliver Queen, yes. Quite draining.
Once my family had a fish and every time it died my parents would just replace it and so my brother would just be like OMG OUR FISH CHANGED COLORS OVER VACATION there were about 10 different fish for 2 years
@IAmFriendzoned , your brother sounds intelligent.
My brother got one of those fish you get from school that live for about 6 months, that freaking fish outlasted a goldfish and like 4 snails and lived 4 years. We ended up calling him Steve the Miracle Fish and I'm pretty sure the entire family cried when he died
I guess you could say *puts glasses on* went out in a swirl!! *removes glasses and takes out notebook* Not punny enough!!
@Agent Phil Coulson, that's a new one
@MovesLikeSchwagger, thank you. I try to keep with trends
Your fish is dead? Holy shrimp! This scampi happening!
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Once, we had a goldfish so big, that it wouldn't flush.
My dad just bought 24 fish last week...they're all dead now
My sister had a fish at home for exactly 136 seconds. She decided to move it to a bowl from the bag, but she accidentally dropped the fish in the sink. In a desperate attempt to save its life, she turned on the faucet. Unfortunately, she forgot to put a stopper in the sink, so the fish got caught in the filter. After trying to scoop it back up with a spoon, she finally took pity on the fish and gored it to death with said spoon. I knew something was going to go wrong, so I got out my phone and started the stopwatch.
When I was 5 my mom got me an 88¢ cicilid fish hoping it would die but it ended up getting so big we had to buy it an 80 gallon tank and feed it guppies. He lived for 8 years RIP Jack
I have a goldfish that my sister got when she was a freshman in high school. THAT WAS IN 2005 AND THAT FISH IS STILL ALIVE TODAY!!!
When I was little, my three sibs and I each got a fish. My brothers died on the way home, my sister's died the next morning, my other sister's gotten eaten by mine the next day and then mine died of overeating from eating the other one.
I always thought I had my beta fish Dennis for 3 years, but it turns out he died every week and my parents kept buying one for 3 years to keep me from crying
@Wehttame, DAYUM...you killed 156 beta fish? Shame on you.
@Wehttame, you never noticed.Like,they found a fish that looked exactly like yours every week for three years!...and what were you doing,feeding them poison?
Anyone else try hi-res to read the note?
I'm doing math.
RIP Mr. Gold
Awww poor fish! That's sh!tty!
@Hufton, 1st noobs still exist!?
@Hufton, Please uninstall.
@Hufton, I am 8th to down vote you
@Hufton, f*ck a pencil sharpener
urine a bad situation there
My fishy commit suicide while I was at work....
i had one for one year, and 3 weeks
that toilet looks like its gonna overflow eww
Not gonna lie I had a tear.
I've seen so much on a toilet like this.....
It would be funny if he named the fish john
Apparently the whole "afterlife" thing is full of crap.
*winks seductively at the widow fish*
Dr. Fishy, NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Is there poop in that??