#mygirlfriendnotallowedto dance by herself. Wtf you doin'? You don't think I know what you and @The Invisible Man got going on?
@The Coonass Cajun, Clever girl...
@The Coonass Cajun, she's twerking for a reason...
@The Invisible Man, I want to up vote this, but refuse to destroy the description of what you and she will do later.
@The Coonass Cajun, what? If I see her dancin' "alone," she won't be the only one in trouble.
My girlfriend ain't allowed to drink milk. Milk has Vitamin D an the only D she needs to live is mine.
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto breathe. I'm the only thing that goes in her mouth.
@Vaginal Vigilante, hey, I fancy your name
MyGirlfriendNotAllowedTo do much she has really overbearing parents
I hate when girls call their boyfriends "daddy"
Did anyone else notice on random that you can use the back button now? I've been wanting that forever!
@Hitlers HiLiter, my prayers have been answered!
I'm going to show my daughter these one day so she knows she isn't #allowedto date one of these douche bags
@The preaching cheese, but they are being oppressive.
Unrelated: Guys, we need gifs or something. My friend uses iFunny, and THEY have them... We can't let them win.
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto.... Jk I don't have one
My girlfriend not allowed to date me. Wait that makes no sense. And don't have a girlfriend...
@Gonzit, I found your problem..
@Gonzit, that was not funny at all
@Gonzit, no no, I think your statement would be correct
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto walk. Where do u need to walk to? I'm right here at home
@Bro, I need to walk to the bathroom....
@Word Nerd, I have a cup
@Bro, the kitchen...
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto watch Disney movies, she already found her Prince Charming
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto Use the term "Swag" or "YOLO". I require none of those shenanigans.
@The Coonass Cajun, #yoloswag420blazeit bitch
Guys @WomboCombo is being a Down vote troll and liking his own comments again....oh and he supports swag. I don't think he belongs here...much longer
@The Coonass Cajun, what's wrong with my swag? U jelly.
@WomboCombo, sorry. But I unforgive you, for this second offense.
@WomboCombo, well you see bro, I have about 523 swags, whereas you have approximately none. So no, no one is jelly of your "swag" as it is non existent.
At first I thought it was going to be one of those Facebook streams that makes fun of everybody, but these are actually funny.
On another note, im on a 15 hour road trip and it is pouring so hard that we cant see like 50 feet ahead of us on the road. Its pretty scary. And we have a long way to go. :(
@Just That Girll, I hope you get there safely
@hellhound15, thankkkss. Its not raining anymore and only 4 hours left!
Statement: That post gave me a virus.
I actually laughed at these omg
#myboyfriendnotallowedto tell me what the fvck to do because I'm his girlfriend, not a dog. (And not a sandwich maker either)
@Depsycho, how about toast?
Favorite one is the Jake from State farm one
I remember when this trended, it was very funny. Hopefully these guys have a sense of humor
All these guys are single
We need an overly attached boyfriend meme!
Off topic: All funny pics users unite! We are declaring war against iFunny. We will all get the app, rate it 1 star and delete it. If we unite we can destroy iFunny. If we all do this we can lower iFunny's rating to 2stars. Please spread the word and copy and paste this on other pictures.
I'm doing math.
#mygirlfriendsnotallowedto shower after sex. Why you wanna wash off our smell. You gonna bang another guy.
MyGirlfriendISallowedTo look at this picture, because anything I do or say after it will be funnier than this.
I doubt douche bags like these guy have real girlfriends not named "Palm"ela Anderson.
The first one.....well, her dad may have something to say about that, or at least his shotgun does.
I'm so done. I'm going to read about feminism now.
If you're having "next" problems I feel bad for you son. I got 99 updates but Funny Pics ain't one.
@I Cant Count, We just released an update for Android today.
Ok question time... How long do you have to wait to get a picture posted? Does it take a few days or do I just have some sh!tty pics? Thanks
@Shiva McPeanut, took my good ones an hour and a half before I saw 'em in a post
@Shiva McPeanut, Usually a few days, but it can take longer depending on the amount of submissions we get.
Mygirlfriendnotallowedto drink anything... She's only allowed to have my special juices
How dafaq did these guys even get girlfriends?
Wow this is so messed up, not funny at all.
@BlueCarnation, That's the joke, none of these guys are serious
if those people would shoot themselves in the dick that would be great.
And here we see a mere selection of douchebags being possessive of their women
#mygirlfriendnotallowedto leave the kitchen #reasonsidonthaveagirlfriend
Did anyone notice bill Nye?
@Monkey Banana, yes
God please have mercy on my soul. First
God please have
@SparkySparky BoomMan, it ended up combustion man.
Ifunny is best
Can i call these guys assholes... Oh wait i just did
Some of these seem like jokes but a couple of them seem real.
-tweets from anus boyfriends
These men need shot in the face so the human race has a chance.
Twitter: ensuring the worldwide spread of the stupidity virus.
I think the last guy was the only one joking... That scares me
And yet the females are known as obsessive..
Introducing a new breed of douchebag
The bill nye one is right
Overly attached boyfriend?