*bites into it* *1,000 degree pizza sauce lava squirts on lip* "MOTHERFVCKER!*
@DinoSauron, Worth it,
@DinoSauron, what is this food called? It looks scrummy!
@DinoSauron, Or when you're eating pizza rolls and one of them explodes when you bite into it. I snap every time it happens. Who actually waits to eat it in 5-10minutes?
@DinoSauron, Will it burn my mouth? It will destroy your mouth. Everything will taste like rubber for a month. HOT POCKETS
@DinoSauron, but then the middle is still frozen...
@DinoSauron, *after the bite* "it probably cooled down by now, I'll just eat some more. Alright nope bad choice"
@DinoSauron, 'AHHH!' 'Calm down buddy! It'll be ok.' 'No, I just spilt hot pizza sauce on my crotch.'
@DinoSauron, its over 9000!
*9, 000 degrees
@Indie, From reading the comments Im guessing they are hot pockets. I agree they look delicious!
@MaleGymnast, thankyou :) I hope they do these in England! :P
@Indie, Yeah I live in NI and have been searching but Im guessing theyre an american thing :(
I always laugh at the commercial: "new quality ingredients" well what did you use before
@waffen ss, old quality ingredients.
@Hairy Turtlez, Ha I love Jim Gaffigan!
Then you bite into it and its frozen in the middle
@Deadwolf, For real. Why isn't this hot pocket wearing a crooked backwards hat?
Am i the only one that thinks half the time the comments are funnier than the picture
If you're a little girl
But the middles still cold!!!
And 2 hours of stomach pain
Heat it up for 2 minutes, they said. It'll only be a little warm, they said.
@classof13, umm they're called hotpockets for a reason...
My mom tells me to cut them open to it cools faster. NO THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS MOM
@Brocode of Hammurabi, yes, it is. But also you can put in in the freezer. Or pour liquid nitrogen on it
@Brocode of Hammurabi, i myself cut it open actually
Reminds me of guns on video games.
I do a little slit at the top fort
Hot pockets... Going from frozen rocks to magma in just 2 minutes
Sounds like my sex life
They should make cakepockets... Filled with cake batter. Made in 'Merica.
I cook mine at precisely 1:50
What's worse? Biting in to this when it just gets done
Food is lava!
So in other senses I love the new commercial with Kate upton with the razor..…
@minecraft69, Stop this madness!!
@minecraft69, you don't deserve parents.
@minecraft69, dont do anything with it. Don't like it, dont dis like it. Don't reply. Just move on, it's an attention whore.
@Theperfectusername, you just replied to it...
@Grover Underwood, ha!
@Chubby Orphan, I'm batman I don't have parents
@minecraft69, literally thinks mathematically about punching you in the face
I know this is an old post but why not. Hot logic cooks these perfectly.
but if you take it out 5 seconds early it's cold af 🤔
But the middle is still frozen
If it's not melting out of the sides, it's still frozen.
What is it?
Everyone knows 2 minutes is way too long for a Hot Pocket
And on top of that, the actual thing never looks like it does in the picture.
I've never had one if those. I reeaaaalllly want one.
I don't like the new garlic butter crust. I want the pizzeria style back. :|
Well how tough are you?
I ate these everyday as a freshmen in HS
The next 2 pictures are about swallowing children.