Guys, I just found out someone moved in upstairs the other day. Apparently it's a couple...
@Little Tommy, ...*squeak squeak squeak*...
@Little Tommy, My dad once set up a financial planning office underneath an empty appartment that eventually became inhabited by a very affectionate gay couple.
@theAmazingCyberHero, oh that's nasty.
@Little Tommy, That's pretty much what happened when I lived in the dorms at a university... It was just about every.. Single.. Night.
Hope it's linksys
@Somedumbscumbag, ...go on...
@Somedumbscumbag, and balls.
Heaven has wifi?!
Nonchalantly checking his phone I see...
Before I moved. My neighbor had unsecured wifi. I tapped into it and downloaded porn all night long. What I done also was logged onto his modem and changed the modem password. He knew fvck all about the modem so I was sure he wasn't able to fix it at all. When I left and moved into my own home I changed his modem to only accept Ethernet connection. I disabled the wifi. I wonder if he has gotten someone to fix it now. God I feel bad....................NOT
@TheMasterBaiter, I... I think I love you...
@NarwhalAssassin, ohhhhh narwhal you (sniff) are sooooo (sniff) sweet. I love you too MWAHHHHH
@TheMasterBaiter, *holds you and caresses your hair while you cry into my shoulder* Shh, it's okay, my dear MasterBaiter. Just let it all out...
@NarwhalAssassin, blows nose real hard. Clears throat at the same time. Thanks Hun. I needed that. Now. Where were we. Oh that's right. You said you THINK you love me. How can you think. You should know if you love me.
@TheMasterBaiter, I... Um... *stabs*
@NarwhalAssassin, Well...That escalated quickly. *Calls ambulance*
@Charlie Holland, *stabs as well* What to do, what to do...! *jumps into ambulance GTA-style* WEE-WOO B!TCHES!!!
@NarwhalAssassin, help me I'm bleeeeeeeding here. At least run me over with my ambulance you fvck. Put me out of my misery.
@TheMasterBaiter, *hits half the city's population* Oh no! I might hit that injured guy! *swerves and hits everyone else* Sorry about earlier everybody!